Once upon a time there was a book that would never come to a website near you, because it isn’t a DAMNED! DIGITAL BOOK.

Not even I, a book, will stoop so low as to post a book online, what a disgrace! Who even posts books online? Despicable people with no creativity and no confidence, resulting in a book about writing a book.

A book like me deserves the high quality, warm feeling of goat leather around my soft pages, not a bunch of fake squares they call “pickles.” A future best seller book like myself deserves to be felt up by humans, not get stared at by a nerd with binoculars for glasses.

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You may be asking how was I, a masterpiece, born? A bunch of berks called “writers”, basically a term for unemployed people in debt, stabbed a piece of paper with a pen. Alas, their writing powers was below par, This means i might actually have to resort to advertising, that would be the day i lost the rest of my dignity.

How dare best selling books believe they are better than every other book simply because more people bought them? As a book that has yet to come out, I believe this has to change for physical books, not for online books as they aren’t exactly real books now are they? It’s impossible for an online book to become a bestseller, which isn’t that surprising when you consider the fact they are written by a bunch of bumbling buffoons who decided the best use of their time was to write a book about nothing over a chat room.