(ABANDONED)   Bardrick was a man who just wanted to have some fun, and to never stop being with his loved ones. Then he is kidnapped by some idiots, pulls a kamikaze, and then meets two Shinigamis. What's a guy to do? So how will our protagonist deal with reincarnating with only a limited amount of his past memories... as a Monster?! Well, I guess it could be worse...  Wait... There's mad scientists, blue screens, humans, gods, and dreaded SCHOOL! Maybe it can't get worse... Oh well. Victory comes in a variety of flavors... And I'll be victorious, no matter the cost... ***** This is a rewrite of my original story that I was too lazy to completely change... again. Expect infrequent updates, ton of game/anime/etc references, and plenty of polls. Dont forget to comment, since any good ideas will actually be put into he story! (Pm works too ig) Obviously disclaimer to any pics I don't directly state as mine (including the cover). Also, this is my first story, so opinions will be ignored, as will questions I can't/already have answered. Q&A expected every 15-25 chapters. Enjoy~