Schaissssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait!!! Where tha fuck am I?
Am I in some kind of liquid? Makes sense, as that shitty god said I’m a paramecium and that means that I am in a pond, river, stream, lake or puddle…I might actually be in some kind of animal.
Initializing installation……………………..
Installing please wait a moment………………………..
Holy shit!!!! WTF is this????!!!!!
Installation complete.
Welcome to the ‘Evolution system 7.01’. A universal stat and evolution system made by the evolution god.
I think that that shitty god told something about that?
Welcome to the tutorial.
Shit I hate those things! Every time I play a game I turn them off.
Please recite ‘Status.’ In your mind.
Status.
Status Race: Paramecium (Evos) Locked Titles: None Main attribute: None Secondary attribute: None Level: 1 Evolution stage 1 evolution XP: 0/10/12 Strength 0.00005 (Locked) Intellect 5 Agility 0.0001 (Locked) Endurance 0.0025 (Locked) Locked (Locked) Locked (Locked) Locked (Locked) Locked (Locked) Stat points 0 Skill points 0
Ok so I get a basic idea on what stats are, but still I need explanation, and why there are so many locked signs?
Strength – Gives you more physical power and some resistance to physical attacks.
Agility – Increases physical reflexes speed, dexterity, flexibility and also increases overall physical speed.
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Intellect – Increases your IQ, calculation speed, short and long term and sensory memory, resistance to mind magic.
Endurance - Gives your body sturdiness, increases physical resistance and stamina, enhances immune system.
Titles – A title will be attached to your name when someone will appraise you. Titles are unlocked by fulfilling certain conditions. Titles might or might not improve your stats and skills.
Level – An overall level of power. Increasing your level will award you with extra stat and skill points. Every level is awarded 5 stat points and 1 skill point. Every soft cap of 10 levels is awarded additional 10 stat points and 5 skill points.
Evolution stage – Displays an evolution stage on which you currently are.
Evolution XP – an numerical value of DNA material that you currently possess / an numerical value of DNA material that you need to possess to evolve / an numerical value of DNA material that you need to possess to jump on another evolutionary branch. DNA material is acquired when you eat.
Main attribute is an attribute that you are most proficient at.
Secondary attribute is an attribute/attributes in which you are lesser proficient than a main attribute.
(What are those attributes are I will leave to your imagination for now.)
(Locked) stats are stats that you are unable to increase at your current evolution stage.
Locked stats are stats that haven’t been unlocked yet.
Stat points are bonus points with which you are able to increase your main stats.
Skill points are bonus points with which you are able to purchase and upgrade your main stats.
Hmm what kind of stats are locked right now?
Information classified.
Shit what a bummer.
Please recite ‘Skill list.’ In your mind.
Skill list.
Skill list Skills Racial skills None SENSOR SEEING; SPLITTING; INSOMNIOUS
Ok soooo………Explanation please?
Skills – Skills are skills that were unlocked, awarded or purchased.
Racial skills – Are skills that are only available for a current race.
SENSOR SEEING As right now you are only a multicellular organism PARAMECIUM and you are on the same level as AMOEBA, you have no eyes so how can you see? The answer is easy! Sensor seeing allows you to see everything in radius of 2mm from your body!
SPLITTING Your poor thing you can't have sex! But fear not for you can still multiply by splitting!
INSOMNIOUS You don't have to sleep! Now you can watch anime and read manga 24/7!
I would ask what’s with those descriptions but my predecessor already asked that!