Standing atop a bridge was Johan Vegetable, an ordinary otaku. The reason he’s there is to jump, for he has lost the will to continue living.
His surname has always been used to bully him, and being an otaku doesn’t help. Stressed, he decided to quit school, and become a shut-in. He lived his life inside his dorm, living off from the money that his parents give him. When his parents lost all their hope in him, they stopped giving him money. Not having any way to continue is hobbies, he decided to end his pitiful life.
He stood there and waited for people to try and stop him. Even in the final moment he wanted people to look at him but after an hour, none showed up.
Fuck this, I’m out.
He closed his eyes and jumped. As he got closer to the ground, his time slowed down. He recollected all of the events that happened in his life in chronological order and realized. He could have done better. He could have had a better life, but he doesn’t regret it.
Fuck life, anime is better.
Before he hit the ground, he opened his eyes. His body spun earlier and he was now facing upwards, letting him see lights.
It’s the almighty truck-san huh? So anime cliche’s are true after all...
Then he realized it wasn’t a truck, it’s much bigger, it’s a fucking airplane. That bigass airplane was the last thing he saw before he died.
[AFTER AN UNKNOWN AMOUNT OF TIME]
Ever since his death, he has been in a state of paralysis, but he was still alive. He couldn’t see, he couldn’t hear, he couldn’t smell, but he can feel his body and he felt that he was covered in something solid.
He no longer knew how much time passed, but he that didn’t matter for something interesting has shown itself to him.
Congratulations Johan-sama, you have been successfully reincarnated to this world.
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This is...I knew it, I was really reincarnated in to a different world. So what powers did I get? What kind of powerful entity did I turn into?
To find out, please call upon your status screen. To do that, simply say ‘status’ inside your head.
Cool, this is so cool, I even have a status screen? Oh my god, this is like a dream come true! Status!
Name:Johan VegetableRace:Potato(Hybrid)Type:FruitAffinity:EarthStrength:1Durability:1Speed:1Magic Ability:1><><><>< > It’s real, I have a status screen, but why am I a fucking potato? And what’s a hybrid potato? Am I supposed to be happy that I’m not a normal potato? What the hell is this? AND WHEN DID A POTATO BECOME A FRUIT? I apologize for the wrong information. I’ll change fruit into vegetables. Don’t change that, CHANGE MY DAMN RACE!