To those that hear me! I'm innocent! It's those idiots from church were doomed from the beginning... I just accelerated the process... Besides... What did you expect from mouse with ridiculous amount of charisma? And it actually increased because of some Fraud title! *sigh*
Anyway... I'm traveling in comfort... Road is slightly bumpy though... Hey Blue! Can I create some better transport?
Depends on what you call better.
I want some less bumpy travelling experience...
Then it's buying a carriage.
Bah?! Seriously? Hell no! I would like to... Say... Is there any giant spiders in the area?
Don't know, but there is a cave to the northeast, maybe check it out? It's about 15 kilometers.
Sure... Let's travel there... Onwards my trusty steed!
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Yes, well the good news there are spiders, bad news... I actually have arachnophobia. I never had it previously though.
Previously your-
I dare you say it.
*Zipping sounds*
Um it's okay, I know that I was with 'disabilities' as others said, so I don't mind. Basically you mean that I wasn't afraid of spiders because-
You were- *Smack*
Yes because you were unaware of it.
Why do you fighting?
We're not. Right Necro?
Save me. *hiccup*
Did Necro just-
Nope, you're seeing things.
Okay... anyway I guess my arachnid transport will be changed to something else. Is there a village nearby?
Few days walking to the west. Decided to buy a carriage?
No, horse. More like steal one.
Naughty mouse.
Well you get what you get. Let us travel to our glory!
He-he... gory...
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Author POV
Village of Curnus. Originally the founder of the village wanted to name it Anus, but was quickly knocked out by his future wife, and was then named Curnus by her, much to annoyance of her future husband. Now this story is told to the engaged couples so they won't make something stupid.
It was nighttime, most villagers were already sleeping or... calling the storks... or searching throuigh cabbages. You know child making stuff, some were guarding the village, some were playing cards or some other game.
But we are not interested in that shithole, but the person who travels towards this village. Not the corpse in cloak, but the thing that was inside the corpse, Helion Grimtail. He was heading towards the village with a simple goal in mind. Steal the horse. Unfortunately he was currently influenced by Necronomicon, so the plan had few new points added, namely massacring the village and gaining an army, but due to timely intervention from Blue, Helion decided on the bandit raid route.
First phase was getting the corpses from local graveyard, and making them look like rag-tag bunch, which was not as hard as it could look. Few branches, dirt, ragged cloth etc. and now they were looking like regular bandits, smelled like them too. Second phase was stealing all valuables and horses, while third phase is 'Prophet' intervention.
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First phase happened while it was nearing the dawn, most of the villagers were partly awake.
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Guard: “BANDITS!!! RING THE BELL!!!”
Once the guard shouted he was quickly killed by the arrow to the neck, the other guard who happened to be on 'nature call', was covered by the wall, so he managed quite easily ring the bell, but his efforts were futile. Following was chaos. Villagers were now trying to get out of the village, only to be shot by arrows. Then villagers were all brought together in the village center, while bandits were pillaging the village.
Bandit Leader: “Atta boiz! Go get booty!” These were actually real bandits.
Few hours prior to attack Helion noticed the small group of bandits. After few 'persuasion' attempts, the bandits decided to give the info they 'obtained' on a village. After few more 'ideas' that he planted in their heads, Helion decided on making his own army against the bandits. That was much better idea, but unfortunately Blue advised against it as it would be too suspicious, so now he was only a lone traveler... with small army inside his personal dimension. Army still looked like bandits though. More like a fairy in a pocket with own army, but he won't acknowledge it.
Unfortunately for him, his attempt in rescuing villagers was met... with quite a complication. He lost his few skeletons and his favorite ride. Most villagers were killed by bandits and few women were taken to the camp to be used as slaves.
After the fiasco, Helion got quite angry, so he decided on taking a revenge against those “Annoying Meatbags” so the death of those bandits wasn't pretty. Most of them died from poison gas, others died from the bones of his army. Same had been true for captured women, as they were already too far gone.
Helion: “Annoying! Why it didn't work? My plan was good, no?”
Necro: “Oh yes, it was good, but you are not strong enough yet, so your minions were easily dispatched.”
Helion: “Oh well. At least I leveled up.”
Status
Name: None
Race: Mouse
Type: Albino
Sub-Race: Lich
Extra: Death-touched
Class: Sage
Sub-Class: Necromancer
Variant: Death Lord
Level 2
Experience 15%
Health: 6000/6000
Regeneration: 500 H/hour
Mana: 6000/6000
Regeneration: 160 M/minute
Stamina: 6000/6000
Recovery: 600 S/minute
Weight
0 kg/800 kg
Titles *active
Traits
*Cute one
Unlucky Child
*Messiah
Charming
Know it All
Discerning Eye
Prodigy
System Enhanced Assistant
Greater Strength 100
Greater Vitality 100
Greater Vigor 100
Greater Endurance 100
Greater Agility 100
Greater Speed 100
Greater Dexterity 100
Greater Perception 100
Greater Processing Power 100
Greater Intelligence 100
Greater Willpower 100
Greater Magic 100
Greater Charisma 100
Luck 100
Unallocated points 102
Affinities
Fire 3
Water 1
Earth 2
Air 10
Light 2
Darkness 6
Lightning 9
Shadow 3
Ice 5
Illusion 10
Death 15
Life 15
Void 1
Time 3
Space 2
Psychic 7
Active Skills
Passive Skills
Magic Skills
Buffs
Debuffs
Blink
Appraisal
Inventory
Poker Face
Summon Skeleton
Raise Skeleton
Raise Zombie
Summon Spirit
Blessing of Death
Proficiency Weapons
Proficiency Defence
Proficiency Magic
Proficiency Utility
None
Dodge – Basic
Evasion – Basic
Summoning - Novice
Necromancy – Novice
Death – Basic
Life – Basic
Psychic – Basic
Smooth Talker – Novice
Sneaking – Basic