(Author Chair cause f*ck corners)-- Hello! Before this story starts, I would like to say that this is my first fiction on this site so criticism is much appreciated. I do not have a editor but I will try my best to fix any grammar problems. This probably won't get to much attention so thank you for reading

--A Peculiar Author

Day. Eat. Medicine. Needles. Hurts. Puzzles. Maze. Fun. Night. Dark. Sleep. Repeat.

As the days I spent in this box of a hospital grew, it also shortens. All my life I have never seen the sun, the moon, the clouds, the sea. Only in books. Restricted by walls. I hate walls. My nurses give me sheets with puzzles printed on them. One of the nurses gives me a treasure map maze every day because it is my favorite. I love mazes. You can always find a way around a wall in a maze. Not in real life though. On my birthday my parents visit through thick glass and I smile even though it hurts.

I am good at studying, but it hurts. When I think it hurts. Only simple thoughts give no pain. Tomorrow is my birthday so I will take a nap. So warm, so soft. I hear yelling but I don't care.

What a delightful sensation...

I awake, not in the hospital room, but a dark, damp, cold place. I feel no pain and I realize this soon after. -I'M CURED- I try to shout but no sound comes out. Oh. I must be dead. I try to move but then the earth shakes.

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What the F*CK IS THAT!

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Fuck is That

-_Renaming_-

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NOOOO! God damn it! What is going on!

[Do you want a tutorial?]

YES / NO

Yes!

Welcome to PL

(Project Labyrinth)

Due to the sudden increase of population in the world [Yariot],

famine is enviable.

The gods have decided to lure adventures, who make up most of the population, into dungeons. Your job is to be the dungeon keeper of this dungeon and lure in as much people as possible and kill them.

W-w-wait! I h-h-h-have t-t-to BE A DUNGEON MASTER!!????

Oh my gods, if you were physical, I would happily fellatio you right here, right now.

However, there seems to be a problem.

Hello? Umm.. where is my body and, you know, my maz-

You start with 100 points to spend on your maze, guardians, traps,

things of that sort. Every kill gives you 10 points.

[Answer]

You can only look at the maze and because you do not

have a maze at the moment, you are looking at your non-existent maze.

Hmm. Makes sense. So where is the shop?

-_Shop iccon appears_-

Ok.... lets see...