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RE: Mana
2. God's Customer Service?!

2. God's Customer Service?!

Author note: Meh, the idea sounded better in my head...

PS: I FIXED THE PROBLEMS WITH THE TABLES, i had so many codes going around that i had a hard time searching for the one that missed " [ " srsly, i'm not cut out for this......

i apologize for those who saw the horrible state of this thing before it was fixed!

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It’s been a while since i accepted the fact that i’m dead.

The fact that i am not in the void of souls, or perhaps hell is a blessing in disguise.

Although.....i wish i could do something about the pain.

I have gotten used to darkness, and began to doubt whether something with a color even exists anymore.

I’m really starting to distrust my memory....

I keep having these ‘What-If’s.

What if that was all a fabrication of my imagination.

What if there is no such thing as biological beings.

But then, why are there humanoid beings near me?

With those simple thoughts, i spent my time idly.

Of course, i kept using the only thing that confirms that this is reality.

And that is....the status window.

Name???All Status*???FormMana Pool

*It Shall Deform as Soon as a Status Differs From The Rest.

I keep on wondering, what exactly do they mean by form?

Is it race?

Or how i look?

Since back in The Dungeon on Life, there were never a status called ‘Form’.

You couldn’t even chose another race besides humans!

For a second there, i thought that the game is actually racist in the true meaning.

With that being said, i have never experienced a black out.

I haven’t fainted, slept, drank nor ate ever since i became like....this.

This might sound a bit convenient, but my life is boring when all you can stare at is darkness.

With that being said, i discovered a fun hobby.

I can indeed stop the pain from happening....temporarily.

To put it simply, my body automatically gives out energy, chunks of itself, automatically when requested.

‘But! i can refuse such requests when i realize someone is trying to take something from it! thus resulting in their Spells

failing. there seems to be a backfire when the spells fails though, because i’ve noticed it when i reject Requests, the requester always falls down to the ground.’

Even though i’m saying this, i never planned on spending the rest of my new life here.

But....this is truly inconvenient!

‘I mean, if i was reincarnated as a baby, i would’ve enjoyed some baby play! i would see my new parents while they shower me with love! i would make a few childhood friends and make promises to marry when we grow up! such an eventful, other world experience was supposed to happen?! damn you god! why are you so cruel?!!?’

Connecting to God’s Customer Service.

‘..............?’

W-what the hell?

A window appeared out of no where at the middle of darkness.

‘God’s Customer Service?................is this a prank?’

Nah, it can’t be a prank.

Because, how can you even invoke such a screen?

Well, if it is god, then i’m going to have him have a piece of my mind!

“Hello~! God is Speaking~!☆♪”

‘End! Close Call! Hang up! Bye bye! Please End the Call!’

You Have Ended The Call.

This is a prank.

There is no way in hell would god sound like that.

Isn’t he a cruel being that discriminates between races?

He can’t sound that....hip.

Just hearing his voice sends a shiver down my spine.

......Not that i have one.

I mentally gave a sigh, and then decided to try something i tired many times.

I tried to move.

‘............’

‘...........................’

‘..........In the end, its not working....huh.’

No matter how much i try it, it never works.

‘Should i try to give that phony customer service a call?’

But i quickly shook my head to dismiss the idea.....mentally.

With that, i began to rack my nonexistent brain in order to find a solution to my dilemma.

Hmm...

If i cant move my body...then how exactly do i move?

While in midst of hard thinking, a sharp pain that i have grown accustom to ran throughout my body.

And this time, lightning shot everywhere.

I’ve gotten used to such phenomenal and accepted them, those what seemed to be a child’s doodles are Perhaps humans using magic.

They use up a little bit of my body and set out spells, and from my perspective, its like setting up fireworks in this Dark place.

If not for those, i might have already went insane.

But that....sparked an idea within me.

‘Aren’t they actually taking a part of my body?’

With that, i decided to try something.

I awaited until a one of the creepy doodles approached, and borrowed a bit out of my being.

The doodle extended what seemed to be two arms toward me, and a sharp pain ran through me.

This time, a ball of water turned up.

‘Phuuuu!’

I try making sucking sounds, perhaps that’ll help, but nothing happens.

The ball made of water keeps drifting in nothingness, until it reached a part of my body that i feel of.

‘Phuuuuuuuuuuu!!!’

I blew with all my might, and the result i was looking for happened.

You have absorbed a phenomenal made from Mana.Passive skill: Mana Consumption -Unlocked.

Really, my body is so massive that i don’t even know the end of it...

Either way, thank god it fell on a place i can feel of...

So anyhow, with that, it confirms i’m still in the game.

Although, unlocking skills shouldn’t be that easy....

I mean, back in the game, you have to work very hard, spend many hours repeating the same thing over and Over to unlock a skill that you’d rarely use.

To put it simply, a skill invokes the memory of you body, its a command that your body executes when the player wants to use said skill.

So its an execution of numerous attacks and spells that your body remembers after hard work of repeating the Same set of action for a certain time.

That’s why back in the game, they did not even bother learning actual skills, other than passives.

I wish i can log out....then i’ll be able to look this thing up on Wikipedia....

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With that being said, i did think up a way to actually move away from this huge, unmovable body.

And that is, what if i became the skill itself?

Of course, there’s always the risk that i’ll die.....

But i’d hate to spend my whole life suffering this pain and darkness!

i’ve already died once, maybe i’ll get another reincarnation?

Alright!

Its a suicide attempt!

Hopefully i won’t be arrested!!

Either way, i try moving my conscious to a certain part of my body.

To be more particular, to the outer crust.

To the shore so to say.

To the outer border!

Just as i was thinking about swimming in my own body, a window appeared.

You have moved through a mana pool.Passive skill: Mana Control -Unlocked.

Hmm?

Is this the instance where a game gives you awesome skills, but then at the end they turn out to be useless?!

Are you trying to hock me up with this game?!

Be warned, i’m cannot be easily addicted to games!

Either way, my sudden thoughts seem to inspire some skills to be unlocked.

Now that i’m here, i began moving to a straight line with the doodle that has been resting after firing off the water ball.

Now we wait.

‘..........................’

‘Status!’

Name???All Status*???FormMana PoolSkillsLegendary Passive Skill: Mana Absorption.Rare Passive Skill: Mana Control

While waiting for the figure to use magic; i decided to look around in the status menu.

‘Hmm.....do skills get categorized?’

We didn’t have that in The Dungeon of Life...

Skills are Categorized by their difficulty to obtain.

The skills are categorized as follows.

Normal-->Uncommon-->Rare-->Legendary-->Demonic-->Exotic-->Godly

‘Woah?!’

I couldn’t help but not cry out in surprise.

I mean, a screen appeared out of no where explaining things!

Is this the help menu?!

I must explore things even further!

‘What is Mana Absorption?’

If it’s truly a help menu, then it’ll answer this question!

Passive Skill: Mana AbsorptionIt is the ability to adsorb all forms of Magic, and increase your own Mana pool.

‘Well....that was simple. Although, can i use this in different ways? I must explore this!’

Just as i was being absorbed with the new thoughts popping out, another screen appeared before me.

An evolution has been unlocked.Fire SpiritTransformReject*

*You Can Still Evolve At a Different Time When you Reject.

Windows keep popping out one after the other!

I quickly look over the windows to the doodle, but its unmoving.

I decided to quickly accept the transformation, unknowing what’ll happen.

‘Transform!’

As soon as i said transform, pain ran all over me.

My body’s temperature that i shouldn’t feel is returning.

And.....its hot.

Light blinds me, while i shut my nonexistent eyes.

After a while, i open them.

And rather than darkness.......i see everything in red.

Its like seeing through an infrared vision goggles.

Night vision!

Jokes aside.

Something amazing is before my eyes.

A huge river is before me.

And by huge, i can’t see its beginning nor end.

Its width is at least 1 kilometer...

What the hell is this?

I averted my eyes from the river to that of my body.

It seems i have hands and feet...

I take a deep look at my hands.....and their smaller then that of a human.

Perhaps its even smaller than that of an infant.

If compared to the doodles....

With that being said, i can finally move about.

I quickly shut off all windows and shout out ‘Status!’

Name???Mana10000Strength200Wisdom200Agility400Dexterity200Fire affinity100%Water affinity0%Earth and Wind Affinity42%Mana Is Connected with Vitality.

FormFire Spirit

SkillsLegendary Passive Skill: Mana Absorption.Rare Passive Skill: Mana ControlUncommon Active Skill: Flame ThrowerNormal Active Skill: Fire Ball.

Ohh....

All kind of status suddenly appeared...

“Woah?!”

My Mana status is so much higher than the rest!

Its 50 times better than most of ‘em!

And it seems i also got two new skills....

That being said, its about time i test out these new skills, right?

I began flying toward what seemed to be a see of light, the river that was apart of me a few moments ago.

I flew right in, forgotten that i was made out of fire.

“E-ehh!? i better not die!!”

While screaming such, i flew face first into the river.

An Evolution Has Been Unlocked Due to Absorbing Huge Quantities of Mana.Fire PrimalTransformReject*

*You Can Still Evolve At a Different Time When You Reject.

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