"Bye dad!" (Son)
"Bye honey!" (Wife)
"Ok! I'll be off!" (Me)
Now, I bet all of you are wondering who that handsome man is. That's me. Just a few hours before my death.
"Who are you! What do you want!" (Me)
"Im gonna kill you, Tom. And now you will feel the pain and torture you gave me." (???)
"But my name is-! AAGGGHU it FUCKING HuRTS!" (Me)
"Yes! Feel the pain! Die! Die! Die!" (???)
I don't know how long I've been here. Watching myself die over and over. I don't even know why I'm so calm about this. I should be freaking out right now. I watched as my blood began to pool, and my stomach shown, and my intestines everywhere. Again. And Again. And Again.
"But..m...y..name I..s...ste..ven..." (Me)
"What? Don't lie to me Tom. No lies are going to get you out of this one. Now to take his wallet. What. Oh shit. I did just kill the completely wrong person! Oh what am I-!" (???)
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*Bang!*
I shot him. It was one of the rules that I live by in my second job. If I'm going down, your coming with me. Yep. I'm a salesperson and an assassin. I was tired from a long day partying and I was drunk. Shoulda been the Designated Driver. But why was I there? A bet. How long I could be with other people before leaving because of their stupidity.
"Hah... How long have I been here? I just wanna go somewhere. I don't even care if it's hell. This place is bad for my looks. And my sanity.
[Would you like to Reincarnate? Yes/No]
"What? Where did that come from?!" (Me)
[Would you like to Reincarnate? Yes/No]
Looks like it won't go away unless I anwser it. Well, might be my only chance so...
"Yes. I would." (Me)
[Please choose one of the following: Chimera Soul, Hidden Weapon Mastery, Bluff, Sneak, or Evolution]
Hmm... Chimera Soul sounds interesting.
"I choose Chimera Soul." (Me)
Wait, why am I answering! I don't even know who this is!
[Please choose a realm: Earth, Ragnarok, Chaos Traveller, Rithmal, or other]
Hey wait! Those are world from RRL! Do they actually exist?! But I've never heard of Rithmal...
"I choose Rithmal." (Me)
[Done. Now finding body. Body found. Sending soul.]
"What?" (Me)
That's when I felt pain. Terrible pain.
"AAGGGHU! I FEEL LIKE IM BEING RIPPED OUT OF MY BODY! AAGGG!"
I felt my body being split apart and put together, over and over. Then I was burned and freezing. It felt worse than death. But I couldn't die. I was already dead.
"AAaagaGgHHHgghAA!!!" (Me)
That's when it got worse. The pain ended, but my new life just got worse.
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