I woke up today when I heard two voices and they said: ''Hey take a look at this!'' (Male voice).
''Is that a Dungeon?! Shaun should we check it out?'' (Female voice).
''Yes Milly we should And don't worry I'll protect you from any monsters'' (Shaun).
The man said as he took out a weapon.
''Don't worry about me Shaun worry more about yourself.'' (Milly).
The woman said in an arrogant tone as they entered my dungeon and then I finally got a look at them.
The man had short brown hair and a slight stubble, then I saw his body and he had an average build while wearing some leather armor.
He was also holding a short sword and shield.
The woman had long silver hair with dark grey skin and elf-like ears.
Her body was tall, nice bust, nice hips, nice ass, and nice legs, so... just nice then the man said:
''Hey Milly I think something's watching us...'' (Shaun).
''Yeah Shaun I can feel it… but don't worry it can't hurt us since it looks like a newly formed dungeon so we can easily take care of it 'Kay rookie.'' (Milly).
''Yeah… Yeah we can do this okay let's go'' (Shaun).
they stupidly ran in and Gowle shot the man in the knee with his crossbow.
''AH SHIT!!!... THAT LITTLE FUCKS GETTING AWAY!!!'' (Shaun).
he said those words while trying to hit Gowle then he noticed Milly laughing at him:
''Hahaha'' (Milly)
''Hey stop laughing it's not funny Milly!!! Aah'' (Shaun).
he said as he got punched by a golem that Draco made.
''Pfft hahaha'' (Milly).
''Ow....Dammit THAT HURT!!!'' (Shaun)
he said as he tried to STAB the golem...dude, you don't stab something made of stone…
''HEY DUMBASS IT'S MADE OF STONE WHY ARE YOU STABBING IT?!!?'' (Milly).
She said with an annoyed tone.
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''Hey I need some help here Milly!'' (Shaun)
''Okay. [Earth hammer] I'm done catch it!'' (Milly)
She said as she threw the stone sledgehammer she made at the guy...this went perfectly fine...not.
''OW FUCK MY LEG!!!'' (Shaun)
''HEY I TOLD YOU TO CATCH IT!!'' (Milly)
They both looked angry at each other...hmm maybe I can use it to my advantage…
''Golems 5 and 6 go attack the intruders with everything you've got'' (Sharpe).
As I said it, the two golems immediately walked towards the intruders.
''Hey… Shaun'' (Milly)
She said as she saw the two golems approaching him.
''WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU BITCH!!!??'' (Shaun).
He said as golem six grabbed him and ripped his arm off.
''AAAAAAAAAH'' (Shaun)
''SHAUN!!!'' (Milly)
After numbersix ripped his arm off number five punched a hole inside of him and ripped out his stomach and made him eat it… they might be sadists.
''OH GODS!!!'' (Shaun)
''SHAUN I'LL HELP YOU!!! [Magma staff] (Milly)
Right after she spoke a boa staff made out of magma came out of nowhere… but it was already to late as Shaun's legs were ripped off then his head was crushed.
''SHAUN NO!!!'' (Milly).
I then thought of something… so I spoke through one of my golems and said:
''Hello there… sorry about the mess… I didn't say rip him apart… but it was quite enjoyable to watch… and now you're mine!'' (Sharpe).
As I said that, the golems grabbed her and put her in some earth chains that I just made.
''Okay, now you're going to be a good little girl and let me take as much skin and blood as I want… okay!'' (Sharpe).
I said in a demanding tone and she replied with the obvious:
''SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE!!!'' (Milly).
‘-sigh-... Might as well loot the dead guy’...I thought, as I proceed to loot the dead guy, okay so I found one health potion… I think. and a few herbs… I might be able to make a small golem with it.
I then proceeded to interrogate the dark elf woman until dawn. And what I learnt that the herbs had a healing property and the potion was a health one…
I made a healing Golem to heal the woman every time I took some of her flesh and blood… to make two new golems called: [Flesh Golem (Lesser)] and: [Blood Golem (Lesser)].
I quickly thought… 'Huh...Lesser?' (Sharpe).
Then white showed up and said: ''Oh yeah sorry the first three are at the maximum to help you out but you can only make lesser versions of everything before you run out of mana...'' (White) (A/N: the first three are Dirt. Stone and Wood.)
''Okay… let's try this out [Summon Blood Golem (Lesser)]'' (Sharpe).
As I said that, a tiny red woman appeared from a bucket of blood I had and she was dripping blood everywhere and the woman screamed.
''AAH WHAT IS THAT THING!!??'' (Milly).
I thought about adding vocal cords to the blood golem… but she already had them. ''Hi Papa… can you name me please… '' (Blood golem).
To be honest, it scared me a bit, but then I quickly thought of a name for her.
''I'll call you Mary'' (Sharpe)
...Yeah I know It's a bit of a pun...she's bloody and her name's Mary but she replied with:
''I love the name Papa!'' (Mary).
after a while I remembered the flesh in the other bucket… so I quickly said:
''[Summon Flesh Golem (Lesser)]'' (Sharpe).
After I said the words a small young dark grey boy came out of the bucket and he had all of the organs a normal person would have, after I thought that, he spoke:
''Hello there Father I would also like it if you named me.'' (Flesh Golem).
He said while bowing and making me feel like a king then I thought about his name.
“Your name shall be, Orsino. Be proud of this name, for you are now the prince of this kingdom, and Mary is the princess” (Sharpe)
I said in a domineering voice.
“Yes, father” (Orsino)
He said, still bowing.
“Yay, i’m a princess!” (Mary)
She said happily.
“I will appoint you a few guards, so please don’t leave their sights” (Sharpe)
I said as I created a few wooden golems.
“You shall guard my children with your life” (Sharpe)
As I said that, they bowed and nodded… The woman was still crying…