Obscurity, a world full of magic and wonders to explore! Available now for only 600 billion intergalactic credits! Come request at the System's stores across the entire known universe!
If I was ever presented with such an ad, the first thing I would do would be smashing whoever told me to watch this ad, then I would go and find whoever made the ad itself and break all their bones. Unfortunately, since I am the one who made the ad, I don't plan on doing any of the above.
Although it had been over 3 months since I left the main base to Obscurity, the journey was still not over. It takes a while for someone of my power to be transported across the known galaxy. Not only is it expensive, it is also dangerous.
Hence, to guarantee my safety, I struck a deal with one of the space Gods and, at the price of a good amount of money, a couple really good planets and another thing I'd rather not say, I was finally able to buy a special machine that allows me to travel anywhere much faster than anything the System could ever offer. Gods are masters of their elements after all, and whilst the System is overall more powerful, it is more a jack-of-all-trades.
Rolling my eyes at the thought, I closed up my laptop and looked at my room. It was a 10x10 meters room with a bed, a wardrobe, a desk with a chair, two sofas and a good amount of paintings, ceramics, and sculptures.
Basically, everything I own. This room is what you could call a separate dimension since it's not connected to the main body of the universe. Nonetheless, it is still part of it. Nothing I understand, in truth. What I do understand is that even a single object in this room would be enough for me to buy me an empire on a mortal planet, or if I sell everything I have, buy a divine realm for myself.
Well, in truth, I couldn't really do that since I'm not a Goddess. In my mind, all of this God and Demigod business is absolute bullshit. Basically, anyone who dies of old age is mortal, anyone who doesn't is a Demigod, and anyone who doesn't die of old age and is a master of an element (or more) is a God.
So, going by that line of thought, I would only be a Demigod. Unfortunately, that's not quite right either, since I'm stronger than anyone I know excepting the System's AI and a dozen really powerful Gods.
Truth be told, I don't know anything more powerful than the System. I never even met it, and even if it's an AI, people say that it's conscious and intelligent. As far as I know, the most useful thing it did for me was transforming my body, giving me 'stats' was useless, as I know my body far more than numbers could ever say.
After tucking away the laptop under my bed, I stared at the direction I felt like I was traveling towards. My gut told me that I was about to arrive, and ms. Gut never lies.
Hence, I jumped up from the bed and walked over to my desk, where tens of papers laid scattered randomly.
I checked each one of them, and after making sure everything was correct, a perverted smile rose to my lips.
I hadn't realized it back when I was choosing where to go, but whilst I was traveling, I had received some paperwork from the System, which is technically my boss.
Stolen story; please report.
Apparently, seeing my quick and efficient work, it had deemed it appropriate to reward me with something I had desired for a long, long time.
A special grant, something that has been weighing on my soul ever since I joined the System.
I might not be a mighty God, I cannot create black holes with a flick of my wrist, I'm definitely not beautiful enough to make entire worlds bend to my will, Maybe, just maybe I'm not the smartest lass out there, but what I can do is use my resources. And what better place to get resources from than a rank S planet?
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"My liege, everything is ready for the summoning." A young, tall and handsome man said with a bow towards a much older man whose eyes gleamed with wisdom.
"Good. Proceed." The man answered, and like that, tens of men and women stepped forward and began chanting in unison.
""!siht gnidaer pots !efil laer ni namow rednegsnart a ma I !tnahc dedrater a si siht !seye ruoy nepo""
In the middle of the circle of chanters, a star-like symbol appeared and began rotating, emanating huge amounts of light.
As the chants picked up the pace, three silhouettes appeared in the middle of the light, and when the chant finished and the light receded back into the symbol, three teenagers were all that was left.
"W-what? Where are we? What happened?" One of the three teens, a scrawny and below-average in terms of looks boy cried out.
The other two were girls, both extremely beautiful. One had long blonde hair and a bountiful chest while the other had a much more moderate breast size (why would anyone even care), was shorter and had a ponytail.
"Fear not, mighty Heroes from another world. We have summoned you to this world to beg of you to save us from the vile demon king's hands. His armies rampage across our lands, slaughtering our people." The man with wise eyes said. Although he was begging, his eyes still contained the dignity.
"This... I don't know..." The breasty woman said, biting her lips. It felt like a dream. "What about going home? My family must be worried!" The shorter woman exclaimed.
"Worry not, for the Demon King surely holds the key to going back to your world..."
As the wise man (come on, we all know it's the king -~-) was about to make another convincing speech and forever trap the youths in this cruel world, the symbol where the heroes had been summoned from shined once again.
Seeing this, the handsome blonde man quickly exclaimed, "My king! Look!"
"Hm? What's going on?" The king asked with furrowed brows. The teens all looked, wide-eyed, as the wizards all scrambled around like ants, trying to figure out what was going on.
Then, a large blue... screen? Appeared out of the circle and its words seemed to thunder through the room.
Obscurity, rank S world, is currently being transferred under the authority of Senior Conqueror Alpha... Transfer complete. Welcome to Obscurity, Senior Conqueror Alpha.
Then, the screen faded away like mist under the morning sun.
From the symbol, a door rose up from the ground, literally. Then, with the atmosphere full of tension, the door opened and I came out.
"Sup, bitches," I said. The three teens all literally screamed at the same time, "Catgirl!" The king furrowed his brows and secretly gestured behind his back to the handsome blonde man before saying, "Welcome, new Hero, to our world. Your arrival wasn't expected, but I hope you will aid us in saving this wor..."
"Shut the fuck up, you little shit. I am your queen, your commander. I do what I want, and you obey me, or I'll chop your dick off and shove these wonderful claws so far up your ass that it might actually feel good, although I have no proof as I never tried anal fucking." I said in a calm voice.
Clapping my hands together, I looked at everyone in this room. "Alright, rabbits. You all have 10 seconds to get your asses OUT of here so I can finish bringing my pocket house to this world. Anyone that remains will have their dicks chopped off or tits turned into mincemeat. Or both, I don't judge. Now, Start. 10... 9... 8..."