Hello! Welcome to the Doom Fortress of High Lord Xerit. On behalf his Unholiness and all of us minions, we would like to thank you for choosing High Lord Xerit for whatever task you have at hand. Unfortunately, due to the unusually high number of heroes wishing to engage his Speldifiance, there is currently a waiting period of (5) days to see the High Lord Xerit. In order to speed this process along, and see that your request of the High Lord Xerit is fulfilled quickly and efficiently, please fill out the following form and return it to the demon near the entrance. Thank you, and remember- Heroes Never Lie!
-Hectempler Draconiea
High Lord Xerit Hero Identification Form 37G
* Identification
* 1.1 Individual Name ______________________________________
* 1.2 Team Name (If Applicable) _____________________________
* 1.3 Reason for Meeting Request (Please Circle One)
1.3.A Return Kidnapped Prince(ss)
1.3.B Stop City/Kingdom/World Destruction
1.3.C Stop Undead
1.3.D Revenge
1.3.E Betray Teammates
1.3.F Employment
1.3.G Other
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If you circled 1.3.F Employment please return the Hero Identification Form 37G and take a Minionship Form 65A OR Grunt Identification Form 21B. If you circled 1.3.G Other, on the back of the sheet, please describe your reason in detail.
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* Class (Please Circle All That Apply) (This includes duel classes/ subclasses/ apprenticeships /correspondence courses)
1.4.A Acrobat 1.4.B Thief 1.4.C Knight 1.4.D Mage 1.4.E Elementist
1.4.F Bard 1.4.G Monk 1.4.H Paladin 1.4.I Tamer 1.4.J Machinist
1.5 Preferred Attack Style (Please Circle One)
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1.5.A Physical Weapons (Close Quarters)
1.5.B Physical Weapons (Ranged)
1.5.C Magic
1.5.D Psychokinetic
1.5.E Animal/Nature
1.5.F Music/Dance
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Please fill out and attach the Hero Attack Style Form that matches your answer to 1.5 (e.g. if you answered 1.5.C Magic, you will fill out and attach Hero Attack Style Form C. On the back of the Hero Attack Style Form, please describe your answer to question 1.5 in detail.
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1.6 In the space bellow, please describe any weaknesses that you have. These include- weakness to specific attack types, impaired magical defenses, secret words/songs/chants that can influence you, or allergies.
* Morality
* Please describe any situation in which you may have been tempted to join the side of evil. Be as specific as you can. This is used for statistical purposes only and High Lord Xerit promises that your answer will not be used as part of a monologue explaining how you and he are similar. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
* Which of the following is most important to you? (Please circle one)
2.2.A Pet
2.2.B Love Interest
2.2.C Parent
2.2.D Side Kick
2.2.E Mentor
2.2.F Other
2.3 What is the current address of the personage mentioned in Question 2.2? ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
3 Personality
This section will help The High Lord best tailor his interactions to your encounter. This includes optimizing dungeon layout and providing appropriate refreshments. Please rate the following questions from 1 to 5, with 1 being greatly disagree, and 5 being greatly agree.
3.1 I am easily confused by riddles
3.2 I get lost in mazes
3.3 I am easily frustrated by locked doors
3.4 I do not enjoy pushing blocks on to switches
3.5 I prefer fighting one hundred (100) small demons over one (1) large demon
3.6 I cannot fight ten (10) rooms of monsters without rest
3.7 I cannot fight fifty (50) rooms of monsters without rest
3.8 I am a terrible swimmer
3.9 I am easily distracted by treasure filled rooms
3.10 I do not know much about Uricain Poison
3.11 I would eat a cake without first testing for Uricain Poison
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Please review all answers and make sure they are correct before continuing.
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Please hand in this form to the demon near the entrance. When he is next available, High Lord Xerit will contact you at the address given in 2.3. If you answered E Betray Teammates for question 1.3, please turn in this sheet as normal. If the High Lord finds your application acceptable, he will contact you during your team’s meeting with him. Thank you for your time, and have a horrible day!