Drip drop drip– Shroosh.
Water droplets started hitting the woman followed by a cold white wind.
The woman stopped moving and her body was suddenly covered in ice.
“What the hell!?”
BANG
As thoughts raced in my head, I heard another dreadful bang.
BANG
And another one.
50… 49… 48…
‘FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!’
0…
Bzzt
At least now I know what to do.
I waited for a while in front of the big tree looking for the woman, and a few moments later, she appeared once again.
Once she was about 5 meters away, I started running towards her. Not directly towards her but by taking detours to reduce the chance of her hitting me with her three inch bullets.
BANG
‘Hah! Hahaha! She didn’t hit me.’
I continued running, slowly getting closer towards her. I wasn’t hit by her so I regained some of my confidence.
Once the woman in white sundress with white hair was within the range of my spells, I casted it.
“Water spell!”
Rain started pouring on the woman’s body, soaking her clothes and showcasing her smooth white skin.
‘Nice… tits.’
BANG
“Wait, wait, wait!!!”
Startled by the sound and the pain, I casted my last 2 spells.
“ICE SPELL!“
“MEAT-ON-UR-ASS! –ITE!”
“METEOR!”
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“METEORITE!”
Although there was a delay because of some distractions, I successfully casted the two spells.
The first two spells froze the woman in place and the meteorite from the sky will finish her. Unfortunately, the meteorite took two fucking centuries to hit. She has long escaped the frozen state, get out of the meteorite’s reach, kill me, get rich, fuck some guy, have children and die of old age.
55… 54… 53…
0…
Bzzt
After respawning, I just stood there.
“I’m already satisfied with what I saw today. “
I smiled and just waited and waited and waited. Finally, the woman destroyed the tree in front of me.
[MATCH END]
That was written on the screen when I woke up. I quietly gave the phone to Victor who has been cursing me loudly.
“Good game. “
A rough voice said. And when I looked back, I saw a man with a towering height of 6 '2 and bulges all over his body. I’m just around 5 ’7 so imagine how scared I was but thankfully, he’s not an enemy but Tom.
“So that’s why Victor suddenly shut up.”
“Tom.”
“Hm?”
“I’m hungry.”
I said to the fat man.
“I am too but I have no money.”
“Come on.”
My face turned sour, I know he has a lot of money, that’s why he’s fat.
“Alright, if you tell me how you played with 300 ping then sure.”
“Instinct.”
I said, I can’t say I don’t know because I was sleeping, can I?
“Instinct? Riiiight. Let’s go, I’ll test that ‘instinct’ later.”
That day, I rushed back home after class. It might not look like it but I’m pretty excited. It happened twice now, I can’t just ignore it, can I? Going inside a game, casting spells, wet white sundress… that’s like the most blood pumping thing that can happen to me.
As soon as I got home, I quickly opened my phone and started Phight On.
I was banned for 1 day due to AFK that afternoon.
‘I was emptying my mind to enter the game, what can I do?’
My excitement died down and with nothing else to do, I went out of my room. I walked towards the kitchen where I saw a short fat woman preparing food.
‘I probably shouldn’t describe my mom like that.’
The woman who was supposed to be in her early 40’s looks like a woman in her 50’s with her gray hair and wrinkled skin.
“You’re preparing dinner, mom?”
I asked while a little surprised.
“Yes.”
“Why?”
I’m puzzled. It’s odd for her to cook something as she was always busy with work so I asked a question once again.
“Well, I don’t want to eat charcoal.”
She said, then I remembered the other day, making me sit down and stop talking.
‘Alright, for now, let’s think clearly. What do we have? First, I can enter games when I’m not that distracted. Second, there has to be some kind of countdown. Third, I don’t know the other conditions.’
‘Fuck that’s not a lot of information. What was I doing before playing…? The first time, I was going home drun– no, no, I wasn’t drunk. The second time was after eating my lunch…’
“Lex, call your father and sister to have dinner.”
I stood up after hearing my mom call the others.
‘Eating can be a condition too… Entering the game may need energy, no, it surely needs energy. Yeah, Let’s give it a try later.’
After eating, I quickly hid in my room and started Phight On, the only game on my phone.
[Banned for 3 Day(s)]
A few days have passed, it’s Saturday now.
I’m on my way to Tom’s house once again to appear in his stream and join a raid. Apparently, I’m extremely ‘lucky’ that I can get rare loot and materials from monsters in one raid. I’m also said to be helpful in tracking and avoiding monsters due to my ‘instinct’.
‘Is it because of my luck though? Is it because of my instinct though? Huh? Haha, Hahahaha, HAHAHAHAHA.’
“Come in.”
“Right. Sorry for barging in.”
I said as Tom let me into his house.
“No need for that, my parents aren’t home.”
“Is that so…? That sounds weird.”
Tom guided me to his secret place while we talked.
“It’s tight.” I complained.
“There’s nothing we can do, my room is small. Anyway, here’s your station, a gaming PC with Ryzel 5 billio–”
While trying to explain the specs of the PC, his head turned towards me and seeing my face, he stopped talking.
“Right, you don’t give a fuck. You’re someone who can play games at 5 fps. There’s the camera and… that's about it.”
“Great.”
We both sat down on our respective gaming chairs and booted up our PCs.
“Then shall we start?”
“Wait, Tom.” I interrupted.
“What?”
“Can we turn off the lights?”
“Why?”
Tom seems to be a little irritated but what else can I do?
“It’s my first time doing something like this and I’m quite shy, you see.”
Tom stared at me for a while before finally opening his mouth.
“Should we cancel this shit?”