A Young man sat there, in the white abysss. His freckled face and pure white short beard, nearly matching the pure white surronding him. He was spinning a lottery cage the size of a wrecking ball, with small, black balls, rolling around inside.
About a minute later, a ball rolled out, with a small hole at the top. Inside that hole, a piece of white parchment was poking out. As the old man picked up the ball, he took out the piece of paper and read it.
'She'll be good for a little adventure in another world' The man thought to himself.
[Yo, system. Its me, God. I was hoping you could bring the soul of the man 'Ki Ayase' I want to put her in another world.]
Affirmative. Picking soul 'Ki Ayase' Please wait
[Man, that thing is hella useful. saves me lots of trouble. Hades will be soo jealous of this haha.]
As he said that, a tranparent blue body appeared. "Wha...Whats going on? What is this place?!"
[Ah, Ki. Yea its me God. This is i guess what you call 'Heaven' Lemme explain. I was doing some lottery type thing, and your name rolled out, for a fun adventure. Im gonna put you on another world and you do you. Blah blah blah, you get powers blah blah. Lets get it started!!] God said as an oval covered in rocks and what seemed to be gold appeared next the the big lottery cage.
[Enter this here portal and youll start! Any questions?] God said.
"ye..yes. first of all, WHY THE FUCK ME?! IT COULDVE BEEN ANYONE AND YOU CHOOSE ME?! I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN!" Ki yelled. She was the CEO for a very successful Mail Delivery business. One that rivalled the Hamazon, and FedUp mail delivery companies. She was just 27 years old, and was already so successful.
[Is that how you speak to God? Well, i guess you would be suprised. Well, i chose you because your name rolled out of this here Lottery Cage. Dont be so angry, this new world has maic and swords an' shit. Look, ill even give you some stupid power or something. Now hurry up and go. While youre there, System will help you with some things like skills and stuff.] God said, as he pushed Ki towards the portal.
"Wait! Wait! WAIT!!" She yelled. "Can i at least change my name?! This should be one thing you can do right?"
[System will help with that, now go! I want to test this out for later experiences. Also, Say status to see stats and shit. See ya.] God said, as Ki finally reached the portal. As Ki entered, all she could see was blue and white fluffy clouds.
"Am i...am i falling?! what the hell is up with that god!" Ki said. She was falling at a rapid speed, and as she touched the clouds, she felt queasy and fainted, as she saw the ground approaching quickly. About 10 minutes later, she landed on the ground, leaving a small crater.
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1 Day later
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Ki slowly awakened, as she looked around, all there was, was dirt and some rocks on top of her.
"I just hit rock bottom! This is fucked. Why did God do this to me?
As soon as she said that he was spammed with what seemed to be pop-up ads. But as he took a closer look, they were blue screens showing some text.
Skills Gained from recent Experiences. For more Details, say the skill name Skills: Fall Damage Negation, Powerful Speaker, Pun Master, Magic Affinity, Language Comprehension
Class Gained: Lord Of the Puns Lord of the Puns
Effect 1: When you say a pun, forces target to listen Effect 2: During combat, if you say a pun, increases damage by 35%, Stacks with other puns. Caps at 175% Mastery MAX, No Evolution
Stats
Name: Not Specified Race Not Specified Title: OP MC Level 1 Class Lord of the Puns Affinity Magic: Space, Illusion
Skills Fall Damage Negation, Powerful Speaker, Pun Master, Magic Affinity, Language Comprehension
Stats(2)
STR 40 INT 40 DEF 40 WIS 40 AGL 40 CHARISMA 40
Please Select {Race} & {Name}
"God must think he is punny. Giving me this class and all. Whatever. For my race i choose Fox-kin. But black fur. My name? ....Kiawase.
Choices Specified....Choices Accepted.
Effects Taking place now.
As the message disappeared, Kiawase felt an excruciating pain originating from her bottom. A bone formed, and soon, some weird formed from the original bone. They emitted a dark energy and soon turned black.
Transformation Complete
That was the last thing Mythic saw before she fainted one last time. "Im not...so..boned....after all..." She managed to speak quietly.