Iyaa I didn't get around to making Akane's part yet because of all of the editing and reworking Shiro's character screen status thingy. Please have mercy, do not slaughter me in the comments like Hitler on a bad monday! 

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italic = muramasa talking

[ x ] = me doing author note

' x '  = inner thoughts

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~~~~~Shortly after Shiro wakes up from Muramasa’s feeble attempt at corrupting his mind~~~~~

“Oya, someone’s pouting like a baby. Masa-chan, how many soldiers did I teleport through before they finally killed the guy?”

Masa-chan?! Che, shitty brat it should be Muramasa-sama! And you went through 16,221 soldiers death experiences.

“That sounds too troublesome, Masa-chan sounds better, plus you were acting like a little kid when I woke up fufu~. Ah, but I was close in my estimate of the soldiers, I was thinking around 15,000.”

Muramasa is doing his best version of a sword sulking. Well I’m sure a bit of zombie hunting will get him back in the mood. Right now the time is 11:59 AM and about to b—

Greetings, disgusting insects whose race I don’t care to remember the name of! However you should know my name as Odin…nah just kidding my name is God and I felt like popping open an ‘Apocalypse in a Box’ that I got from my friend a few years back. Earth seemed like a great place to use it so, Bam! Here you all are, if not dead, you will get an ‘upgrade’ like in an RPG that you mortals love. The system will give you classes based on many things such as past memories, talents you have had since birth, or behavioral tendencies and character quality. Note that zombies will get stronger and some might evolve later on. Also, you may buy upgrades for yourself in the ‘status’ menu. The currency should be easy enough for you lesser insects among the already populated insects to understand. It is called ‘M’ for money. Anyone right now who has the attention span to read this far I congratulate you! You will start out with 1000M. Now you can go ahead and scurry along like the little cockroaches you are, while I watch and laugh at your incompetence, Bwahahaha, sorry I’m having trouble keeping it in…hahaha…oh my, the look on your faces is just pricele—

“Fuck you, you god damn divine dick-headed deadbeat dumbfuck!!! Argh, where the hell is the closest shrine, I’m gonna do ‘Desecration by defecation!’

System Message:

//Processing memories….

…processing complete: memories show sorry-ass life with several events involving violence

//Searching talents…

…searching complete: talents include keen eyes used every day to ogle women from different angles, second one is superior learning of knowledge involving guns and effective use, third is innate sexual stamina built with years of perverted, lonely acts of pleasure.

//Scanning brain for psychological state…

…scan ERROR: Du3 t0 c0rrupt m1nd, 1nf0rmat1on 1s in5uff1cient--#@^$#@!6 $%

//Analysis of proper class complete…

…System Shutdown & Restart…Initiating…

Ugh, what the hell, why am I on the ground? Damn my right eye feels like a metal ball is in the socket instead of a regular eyeball.

“Oi Masa-chan how long was I out for?”

Tsk, irresponsible brat, you were unconscious for about half an hour and you might want to look in the mirror.

“I’m not sure why I would do that, I already know I’m the handsomest devil in the world hehe.”

I walk over to a mirror and feel lighter than usual, as if I could jump over the North Korean border. And seeing myself in the mirror makes me let out a loud *Gulp* My hair is white while my right eye is a shiny chrome color with a red glow for the iris. I feel like the Term*nator, but look more badass. Also on my forehead there are metal pieces that make me look kind of like a half-cyborg.

[A/N: ok so the best I can find from the internet to give you an example is this metal gear solid pic. Just imagine him without the bandana/eyepatch thingy on. http://www.hdwallpapersnew.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/raiden-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-game-new-wide-wallpapers-desktop-free.jpg]

This is unbelievable! I’m so going to get laid! Ah, maybe I should be figuring out what’s going on first. Let me try thinking of ye old word ‘Status’

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Name: Shiro Fujiwara

Age: 22

Level: 1

Race: Demi-Cyborg

Class: Gun-schizo (schizophrenia)

Titles:      <‘Masa-chans’ Master>  

Strength: 13

Stamina: 14

Vitality: 13

Agility: 16

Intelligence: 16

CURRENCY: 1000M

{Skills} {Start at beginner, intermediate, advanced, master} {Each stage has 5 lvls}

System notice: due to previous experiences some skills may be above beginner lvl 1

Dynamic Vision (Passive, beg. lvl 1)     [because of his new eye]

Sexual Stamina (Passive, beg. lvl 5)     [because of the ‘fapping exercises’]

Lie Detector (Passive, mas. lvl 5)     [he has been going to counselors and psychologists for years, learning how to tell.  Including his father who taught him how to be aware of sly businessmen]

New Active skill Berserk has evolved into Controlled Berserk due to previous experiences. Controlled berserk allows you to distinguish friend from foe.

Controlled Berserk (Active, beg. lvl 1)

[extra info: Dynamic vision skill turns him into a sharpshooter with any gun. So basically he can get a headshot with a pistol while running, jumping, etc.  Controlled berserk gives him a boost of strength for a short amount of time.]

{Titles} {Ranks: common, uncommon, rare, unique, legendary, god}

A Lost Cause: Due to your psychological issues growing up, your fellow peers left you alone so you distanced yourself from everyone else. To help counteract that issue a mini-map display is given to you. This title is ‘Unique’ rank

‘Masa-chans’ Master: For taming a cursed weapon [lol] you will not die of disease. Other factors in death still apply of course. This title is ‘Legendary’ rank

Insanity Incarnate: For being the only person to fuck up the system brain scan process you have received this title which will make people you meet unconsciously think you’re insane and want to pitch in money to help buy you a straitjacket. This title is ‘God’ rank

{Race: Demi-cyborg}

This race is given to those who don’t think and act like the average human and also relied heavily on technology before the shit hit the fan. There are more prerequisites must be completed before become a demi-cyborg than those two. A demi-cyborg has a faster reaction time and can upgrade parts of their body. Example: some of your bones are made of aluminum, but you want to upgrade. Spend your ‘M’ and upgrade to a strengthened version of carbon-fiber. Other upgrade costs vary. Huge increase in resistance to shock damage. Total population of Demi-cyborgs now alive: 356.

{Class: gun-schizo}

A Legendary rank class that can be upgraded in the future. This class focuses on fighting with guns and occasional sword attacks. The advantage of this gun class is that you do not have a form you must follow. Unlike an archer who has to sit at the back and shoot arrows in safety, you can run in guns blazing, not giving a flying fuck as to what’s going on. It is a class that focuses on unrestrained movement and erratic attacks for maximum damage. Your body is strengthened by the class and speed is increased as well. Changes to these two will be made more apparent later on as you level up. 

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Phew, so I am stuck on what to make Akane's class. As for race I think I got that figured out. I'm going to put a poll up with a few options.