Vermillion City.
Paul.
In his time, Ash had many rivals, though out of them all three stood out.
Trip, his main rival in Unova was a more intelligent trainer than Ash was (even if Ash wasn't having a massive brain fart, which he seemed to have a lot of those in Unova, especially early on. Perhaps there was something in the air that didn't agree with him there?), but he seemed to lack a certain...sharpness, in his battles. Plus his tendency to look down on people from other regions gave him a very annoying quality, though it was fairly easy to ignore in most situations.
At least in Ash's opinion, a match between Bianca and, say, Paul...would end with a crying Bianca nearly all the time while Paul barked insults at her.
His first rival, Gary, was a childhood friend who became rivals over time. Like Trip, Ash was not going to go out of his way to deny that Gary was more intelligent than he was.
As much as he hated to admit it, Gary was smart.
He had most of his traits in higher qualities as well, but this also included arrogance. Until Gary had lost to Ash in the Pokémon League's fourth round, he was arrogant. As bad as Ash had to admit he could get, Gary made him seem as cocky as Maylene after Paul was done with her.
Even then, however, he was actually decently friendly with Gary, particularly after Kanto.
Paul, however...
Paul was, to put it bluntly, a jerk. A rather skilled jerk, but a jerk nonetheless.
He was pretty much his antithesis. Like a Fire version of Misty who was the older sibling, an Ice using version of Iris who acted childish with a mature center, or a female version of Brock who eyed males without overdoing it.
And he was here...with a Pikachu.
A female Pikachu, if Ash recalled what he understand about heart shaped tails to be correct.
That was just...wrong.
Like, that time Harley dressed like May (or Team Rocket dressing like him and his friends) wrong. Ash visibly shuddered at the memory and hoped he wouldn't have to see that ever again, the memory was much more than he needed.
"Pikachu, the Mouse Pokémon. Pikachu are able to generate electricity via electrical sacks in their cheeks, and can add more electrical energies to their bodies via eating wires and absorbing ambient static electricity. Pikachu adore Ketchup for undisclosed reasons." The Pokédex decided to chime in. "I remind you of this because repetition is helpful, particularly when around people who haven't seen that Pokémon themselves."
Roxie's Koffing briefly came to mind for some reason when the Pokédex commented for itself. The Pokédex' explanation of repeating Dex entries gave Ash an out for scanning multiple Pokémon of the same species a lot over the years when he really had no reason too.
"Other Pokédex detected...Rowan brand Pokédex detected. Scanning, scanning...oh, what an underdeveloped personality matrix the thing has. It doesn't even have the ability to snark." Ash tried really hard not to envy Paul at the moment. "Oh, a DexNav!? Must assimilate functionality...permission to commence download?"
"Whatever makes you less likely to complain" Ash hushed the damn thing.
"Very good. Commence download...sending data for possible personality matrix as well. Data options: cheerleader, yamato nadeshiko, helium abuser, hillbilly, Jiminy Cricket..."
Ash at that point was just trying to ignore it and focus on the battle.
He idly noticed Pikachu staring at the female one in a ponderous way, the female Pikachu looking around nervously and seemed rather scared of the Voltorb before her. Then Paul glared at her and she seemed to steel her nerves, at least externally.
"Alright kid, time to resume the AIR RAID!" Lt. Surge felt the need to shout the last one louder than normal "Voltorb, unleash the second wave, AERIAL BOMBARDMENT!"
Voltorb flew into the sky ready to start blasting Paul's Pikachu like a crazy person again.
Paul seemed ready for it, as opposed to last time.
"Strike it down with Quick attack!"
As a white sheen formed around her, Paul's Pikachu lunged right at the Voltorb before it could start firing, knocking it out of the sky and causing it to roll across the field in a daze.
"Wha! Clever little sneak kid, but you can't stop my war machine that easily! Voltorb, Electro Ball!" Surge countered as an electrical ball began to form over top Voltorb's head.
"Stop it with Thundershock!" Paul snapped
"Pika-CHU!"
The thin electrical bands slammed right into the developing Electro Ball, causing it to detonate right over Voltorb's head in an explosion that left a huge smoke cloud in its wake.
"Hmph. Funny thing about war machines...munitions explode," Paul snarked, the corner of his mouth twitched as he stopped a smirk forming on his face, keeping his ever-present scowl in place. Surge rose an eyebrow at Paul's remark.
"Oh really?"
The Electro Ball flung from the smoke, slamming right into Paul's Pikachu and knocking her back a sizeable distance even as the smoke cleared to a KO’ed Voltorb.
"Voltorb is unable to battle, the winner is Pikachu!"
Returning Voltorb, Surge did not seem that upset with its defeat "You know kid, in war you never should let your guard down. My Voltorb had fulfilled its mission to deal with your Ground-type, yet it still managed to land a pretty good hit on your little Pikachu there before you beat it. When it comes to getting out an Electro Ball Sniper Strike, my Voltorb and Electrode are second to none! Even if they fall in their mission, their attacks will still aim true!"
Paul didn't give much thought to the damage Pikachu had taken from the Electro Ball. "Electro Ball is a pathetic and unreliable attack only complete noobs would ever use.” Ash and Pikachu barely resisted the urge to yell at Paul for that comment. “At the same time, would you stop shouting out stupid things like Aerial Bombardment and Sniper Strike? It makes you sound pathetic!"
There it was, Paul's favorite word.
"Kid, are you a veteran of war? Better question, are you a Gym Leader? What gives you the right to call my methods, 'pathetic'? In war kid, you need to think outside the box. If you fight in a predictable manner, you're never going to win. Why do you think insurgents are such pains to deal with!?" Lt. Surge countered. "If they were ever predictable, they'd be wiped out quickly."
"As a gym leader, a position I earned through years of mastering the behavior and power of the electric type during the war after they saved my life!"
Ash felt a bit of shock come on when he realized that Lt. Surge was rather old (Considering the last true war he was aware of was at least forty years ago. Did that make Lt. Surge fifty-eight or something? He didn't even look older than in the other timeline!)
Perhaps whatever kept him ten for...however long it was, also kept Surge young. Although seeing Surge's eyes held the toll of years of war clearly, it was clear to see that Surge had seen things that still haunted him. The deaths of comrades, friends, both human and Pokémon clung to his soul and memory. There was something else in Surge's eyes, an anger towards Paul for the way he treated people and Pokémon.
"It's my job to hand out badges to trainers with the skill to defeat me, and you haven't shown that yet kid. I mean, I may be down one Pokémon, but so are you, and your little Pikachu has taken damage. I don't part with my badges so easily kid, especially not to punks like you, now show him what I mean, Magnemite!"
Lt. Surge's own Magnemite appeared on the battlefield, as Misty couldn't help but chime in.
"Yikes, these two aren't getting along at all, are they? I mean, when you fought Brock, it at least felt like the two of you respected the other, but here..."
She had no idea how Ash was with her sisters though. Perhaps this sort of battle was the norm for gym leaders and challengers?
"Well, from what I can tell, the challenger's just a jerk," Ash told her truthfully.
"Begin!"
"Brick Break!"
Female Pikachu's paw glowed white as she lunged towards the Magnemite.
So, Pikachu could in fact use Brick Break!
"Counter with Supersonic!" Lt. Surge countered the fighting attack by having Magnemite release a sonic attack right in the path of Pikachu.
"Avoid it!"
Paul's Pikachu avoided the sonic attack, before speeding right into the Magnemite with a massive smash with Brick Break.
Super-effective against the part-steel Magnemite.
However, it wasn't going to be that easy.
"Sonic Boom counter attack, go!" Magnemite's magnets spun as they started to glow with white energy, a slight whine could be heard if you listened hard enough.
The sound attack was unleashed right in fem Pikachu's face, causing her to be blasted back further in a disoriented mess.
"Sonic Boom is a particularly devastating attack early in a trainer’s journey," the Pokédex noted.
"Let's end this Magnemite, send in the sniper blast! Use Charge Beam!" The electrical attack began to charge in front of Magnemite.
"Strike his little Pikachu in the whites of her eyes!"
"Magnemite!" with the steel type's declaration, the blast was fired.
Paul responded with a single word, surprisingly not his favorite one.
"Dig."
Punching the ground quickly, Paul's Pikachu avoided the attack by going underground.
"Huh, Pikachu can use Dig?" Ash was rather surprised. It was amazing, all his time with Pikachu and he never realized that.
"I'm pretty sure I gave you a lecture on Pikachu's moveset a while ago," the Pokédex reminded him. "You really should remember these sorts of things"
"Pika...pika...chu..." 'Dig...a fighting attack...hmmmm.' Pikachu felt as though this Pikachu was familiar someone.
But where?
"Magnemite, Sonic Boom the ground! Let loose the dogs..."
Pikachu burst out of the ground and smashed into Magnemite before Lt. Surge could finish.
"Hmph, rants take precious time you didn't have," Paul sneered as Magnemite was knocked to the ground, dizzy eyed and defeated.
"Magnemite is unable to battle, the winner is Pikachu!"
"So, what was it you were saying about skill?" Paul sneered as Lt. Surge returned his Magnemite.
"You must be a riot at parties kid," was his sarcastic response. "The war ain't over yet kid, I still have my ace in the hole. Behold, the commander of all my second badge Pokémon, the Sergeant!"
With a final Pokéball throw, out came a large, orange mouse type. One that made the female Pikachu cringe in fear.
"Rai!"
"Raichu, the mouse Pokémon and the evolved form of Pikachu. Raichu's electrical sacks are more developed than those belonging to Pikachu, allowing it to unleash 10,000 volts of electricity. However, due to the nature of evolution stone radiation, they lose the ability to easily learn new skills. It is the sign of either a foolish or desperate trainer to evolve such Pokémon early, at least without the knowledge of how to teach them any moves manually."
Both Paul and Lt. Surge heard the Pokédex's summation.
"Well, well, well, another Professor Oak trainer. So, you're up after him, eh?" Lt. Surge looked interested at the very least. Paul...just looked like he was sizing him up. "Well, in my personal opinion, Pikachu doesn't learn too many crucial attacks after its first few levels, it's not a Nidoran or something like that! The knowledge from some old guy in a lab off in the Seafoam Islands won't get you two everywhere you know! You really do need to learn on your own, after all experience outranks everything."
"I feel insulted," the Pokédex muttered.
"So, preparing for your imminent loss I see." Paul smirked "Well, let's not keep the little twerp waiting, Pikachu use Dig!"
Lt. Surge didn't even bat an eye. "Grab her tail."
Just as Pikachu had punched the hole in the ground to dig, Raichu (The Sergeant apparently) had grabbed her by her tail and held her up in the air like a struggling fish.
"What!?"
"Now, Slam!"
With a harsh smash, Raichu slammed Paul's Pikachu to the ground, before crashing down right on top of her.
Pikachu, remembering his own encounter with Lt. Surge's Raichu (even if that Raichu was probably not the same one) felt her pain.
Oh so much of her pain, a phantom pain rolled across Pikachu's back as he mentally experienced his first battle with Raichu.
And so without striking even once, Pikachu was no longer able to move.
"Pikachu is unable to battle, the winner is Sergeant Raichu"
Without a word, but with his customary disapproving glance, Paul returned Pikachu.
"Okay mister, if you want my gym badge, you have to beat Sergeant Raichu. Hope you're not planning on throwing another Dugtrio at me, are ya? Or is it a Sandshrew? Perhaps a Bellsprout? Tell me little man, who’s left in your party who can take on my Raichu!? I mean, if all you have's a Farfetch'd, I'll at least grant you a dignified defeat!"
Paul held a Pokéball in his hand, one whose occupier Ash had a pretty good idea on. "Oh, I assure you. You have no idea what Pokémon I'm going to defeat you with."
Lt. Surge laughed. "Kid, you're not one of those wonder trader gamblers, are you? Because if you are, I assure you I'm not scared of some overgrown Kalos bunny rabbit."
Ash had no idea what Lt. Surge meant by wonder trader, another thing to add to his ever-growing list of things he needed to learn about this new world he was in.
Paul threw his ball, and quickly confirmed Ash's thought as the Pokémon inside began to take shape: a green and yellow turtle with hedges on its back.
"What sort of Pokémon is that?!" Misty had never seen one like that before.
"It's a Grotle..." Ash and Lt. Surge said at once in dual surprise.
"A whattle?"
"Grotle, the Grove Pokémon. Grotle are normally found near water, and are generally slow yet powerful Pokémon native to the Sinnoh region. They are the first evolved form of Turtwig, the Sinnoh grass starter Pokémon." the Pokédex explained for Misty's benefit.
"A Sinnoh starter...huh. Professor Rowan gave you a Starter Pokémon...hmmm, he must have lower standards than old Oak," Lt. Surge noted. "Regardless, don't think that just because you have a Pokémon that's not common around here, means that you're going to win. I'm a soldier, and I have trained all my Pokémon to react to such surprises."
"Begin!"
Raichu and Grotle stared each other down as Paul declared his attack.
"Razor Leaf, now!"
From the groves on Grotle's back flew a storm of leaves right at Raichu.
"Block 'em all with Power-Up Punch!" Lt. Surge countered as Raichu's fists both glowed orange. It then proceeded to rapidly strike at each and every leaf in range, blowing them all away.
Ash was oddly reminded of Stephan's strategy against Emolga's Attract.
Paul looked a little bothered by this, actually.
"Power-Up Punch increases the users attack power with each hit," the Pokédex reminded him. "Normally it is meant to be against the enemy’s body, but leaves work too. In the wild, some species will use Power-Up Punch on trees as part of a war dance for just that reason."
"Go in with a Mega Punch!" Raichu's right fist was now the only glowing limb, but now it was much brighter and larger than earlier, and it was running right at Grotle.
Ash could recall quite clearly that Grotle was not the nimblest of Pokémon. Grotle could not avoid this attack.
"Now, let's end this war once and for all Raichu!" Lt. Surge was aware of this as well, it would seem.
"Use Curse!" Paul countered as Grotle's body glowed an odd purple color, moments before impact right into Grotle, the impact causing the air itself to shake from the intensity of the blow.
Misty looked empathetic to Grotle for that hit, in a manner Ash wasn't sure he wanted to think about too hardly, lest he feel rage.
However, after the punch was thrown Grotle had not only tanked the hit, even if only by the skin of its teeth, but also its body began to glow with a green aura with Paul giving a wicked smirk, Lt. Surge looked concerned and Ash had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach.
The feeling one got when you got back a low test score, the imminent feeling of doom.
Overgrow was active.
Grotle's grass attacks were going to become a lot more powerful, and Raichu was in point blank range.
"Use Razor Leaf!" Paul didn't miss a beat as Raichu looked rather terrified.
Considering that a tackle had broken Pidgeotto's wing a while back, and that her Steel Wing had similarly given a Rattata a concussion, Ash had a bad feeling that a super-powered razor leaf would be rather...unpleasant.
Lt. Surge seemed to think so as well, considering he had returned Sergeant Raichu to him moments before the Razor Leaf reached the poor thing, and said leaves promptly left some rather unnervingly large and deep gouge marks in the battlefield.
Returning his Raichu, Lt. Surge looked like he had taken a bite out of a rotten lemon. "Sometimes, I hate my job, but as a Gym Leader and a Lieutenant, it is my job to make the strategic call."
"Pathetic. Your Raichu possibly could have withstood that Razor Leaf." Paul looked disappointed that they didn't get to find out.
"I prefer my Raichu with four limbs and a tail," Lt. Surge pointed out. "No point in winning a battle, yet costing yourself the war. I'd ask you if you'd be willing to lose one of your Pokémon to win, but I probably won't like your answer. But, my opinions aside, you won. You'll get your badge...after I have the battle with the young man with the Pikachu and the dorky hat."
Ash decided to be dignified today and not react to the hat dissing.
Paul on the other hand...
"Hold up! I won, I want my badge now. I have things to do, and I don't need to watch some amateur lose today."
Lt. Surge idly checked something on his I-Phone. "You know kid, the guy's actually here for his third badge. You were here for a second badge gym battle, you're more of an amateur than he is."
Paul had a face that most people would have if you kicked their Growlithe. Considering it was Paul...hard to say what the closest thing would be for him.
….
He could feel Paul glaring at him as he and Pikachu stood ready to face Lt. Surge.
Did Paul realize his face could get stuck that way if he kept glaring like that?
"The gym battle between Lt. Surge the Gym Leader, and Ash of Pallet Town, will now begin. Both trainers can use up to three Pokémon, and the battle will be over when either side has no more Pokémon remaining. In addition, the Gym Leader may not substitute his Pokémon"
"Very well, let's get this started! Go, Private Volty!"
Ash and Pikachu just stared blankly at Lt. Surge throwing out his own female Pikachu, this one with a head band on it.
"Pika-Pikachu." 'I suddenly feel less original.' Pikachu missed the days where you never saw any other Pikachu, only Raichu and Pichu.
It was odd, yet oddly nice and he certainly was missing it right about now.
"So, what’d ya think? Ain't she lovely, she's a gift from an old war buddy of mine over in Kalos. Nice fellow...killed sixteen Oblivians with his Shuckle and a stick back during the war. Poor guy sadly doesn't age like I do." The last bit was said more to himself than anything else "So kid, what'd ya got?"
Ash briefly looked at Pikachu, whose look screamed 'I have dibs on Raichu and Raichu only'.
So, Pikachu wasn't a go then. That left Squirtle, Butterfree, Aipom, Bulbasaur and Charmander.
Considering that he knew quite well how fast Pikachu were, there was no point in trying to compete with speed (particularly considering the only non-Pikachu he had that could potentially do so was Pidgeotto, who wasn't here), he was going to have to play this smart.
"Bulbasaur, I choose you!"
The grass-type starter manifested in a burst of light before Lt. Surge, who looked amused.
"So, you're starting off with your starter," he assumed.
"Hmph." Paul didn't seem that impressed with the non-Ivysaur.
"Actually, he isn't," Ash admitted. Lt. Surge and Paul gave him differing looks on this: Lt. Surge looked rather impressed, while Paul gave him a look that was best summed up as annoyance that, in his mind, an inferior trainer managed such luck.
"Begin!"
"Time for a nice reminder that war isn't won by paper superiority, but tactics!" Surge stated with conviction. "Private, engage in enemy crippling!"
"Pika!"
Ash wasn't exactly sure what Surge meant at first (seeing as he did not speak military), but he noticed Volty rubbing her cheeks together in a manner he had seen Dedenne do when using Nuzzle before dashing right for Bulbasaur.
"Use Vine Whip to dodge!" Ash called for the counter. As Volty got near, Bulbasaur's vines pushed him off the ground and above the charging Pikachu, who was rather surprised.
Lt. Surge looked rather impressed. "Say kid, that's a pretty neat trick. On what battlefield did you learn that?"
"Use Razor Leaf!" 'You wouldn't believe me if I told you,' Ash thought though he didn't respond to the question, as it would come off as either arrogant or insane if he tried to answer. The leaves shot from Bulbasaur's bulb and down towards Volty like a hailstorm as Bulbasaur began to descend back down.
"Avoid and strike back with Quick Attack!" Surge countered as a white aura formed around Volty, just as the leaves struck.
"Bulba!" Bulbasaur let out a content grunt. Obviously, training with Pikachu was a good way to learn to counter other Pikachu's speed tactics.
The white streak of Pikachu still burst through the impact zone however, and right towards Bulbasaur's now grounded form.
"Razor Leaf!"
A sweeping barrage of leaves flew from Bulbasaur and right towards the speeding form of Pikachu, knocking Volty back and KO'd, her band (Muscle Band detected, muttered the Pokédex) of apparently no help today.
"Private Volty is unable to battle, the winner is Bulbasaur."
"Excellent work Bulbasaur!"
"Bulba!"
"Pikachu-Pika!"
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"Way to go Ash and Bulbasaur!"
"Pathetic."
Paul broke the congratulating streak started by Ash, Bulbasaur, Pikachu and Misty as he was prone to do.
"That was not a victory worth celebrating." Paul pointed out as Lt. Surge returned Volty.
"Every victory in battle is worth celebrating after the battle is over." Lt. Surge spoke sagely. "Morale has decided the fate of more wars than you might think kid."
Pocketing Volty's ball for later, Surge removed a pair of Pokéballs from his belt, as if trying to figure out which one to deploy, before returning the one in his left hand to his belt.
"Now, this is normally when I use my Magneton or Voltorb. However, I think it's about time I send out of one my irregular corps".
Throwing the remaining Pokéball into the air, Ash began to mentally prepare for what was to come.
Electabuzz? Electrode? A second Raichu?
But he was wrong.
Very wrong. Lt. Surge's second Pokémon was...
Misty's scream of fright hammered home exactly what Lt. Surge had sent out against him (Paul's glaring was not very effective at silencing her).
"Joltik, the attaching Pokémon. Joltik attach themselves to electrically charged objects to grant themselves electrical properties. This Pokémon is native to Unova, and it surprises this unit that it would be here." The Pokédex summed up the big question of why Lt. Surge had the world's smallest Pokémon as his second.
The little yellow bug didn't really seem that Lt. Surgeish to Ash.
"Impressed, ain't ya? While Raichu is my favorite and strongest Pokémon, it's the Joltik that started me down my path of electrical mastery and are a close second." Lt. Surge grinned. "My first Pokémon was a Joltik, and I trained these tough little biters for the war. Man, if these fellows don't do some nasty things to those Ranger Union punks." The last bit was under his breath.
Ash didn't have much experience fighting Joltik. While his memory might be overlooking something, he was pretty sure his only experience in how a Joltik fought was Georgia's fight with one.
As he was not trying to fight the world's smallest and probably lightest Pokémon with a giant ice bear, he wasn't sure how much help that would be, bar a potential advisory tale not to use a Pokémon with vulnerabilities like Beartic, or potential counter measures by slamming oneself into the ground.
Of course, Ash hadn't exactly brought his Snorlax with him, so that probably would not be effective. In fact, the only strategy Ash could really think of to avoid it might be Counter-Shield.
And, seeing as Bulbasaur's grass-attacks would not be that effective due to Joltik's typing, Ash held up Bulbasaur's Pokéball "Bulbasaur..."
"Prevent the enemies escape Joltik, use Spider Web!"
"Jol!"
A white thread burst out of Joltik's mouth, flying into the air before forming into a sizeable webbing that blocked the Pokéball's energy stream. The webbing than shimmered and became invisible.
"No retreating for you! Now, Face-Hugger!"
"What kind of move is..."Ash started, before he and Bulbasaur managed to catch the fact that Joltik had lodged itself onto Bulbasaur's face, much to their mutual horror.
Apparently, it was a command. "Quickly, knock it off before it can..."
"Joltik, Bug Buzz!"
Joltik's body began to vibrate rapidly, as a powerful shockwave filtered through its body and right into Bulbasaur's.
Joltik hopped off Bulbasaur as the grass type was left avoiding a fall to the ground on shaky knees.
"Finish it with Shock Wave!"
Glowing yellow with electrical charge, a beam of electrical energy slammed right into Bulbasaur, bringing it down for Joltik's win.
"Bulbasaur is unable to battle, Joltik is the winner!"
"What a horrible little monster!" Misty exclaimed about Joltik, and for once Ash agreed with her fear of bugs.
That Joltik was a little horror!
While Paul made some scoffing quip in the background about his supposed stupidity, and Misty berating him for it, Ash returned Bulbasaur with a contemplative expression.
Joltik was not going to be a fun battle for whoever he sent out, and it looked like even Squirtle could be bad call, Counter-shield or no Counter-shield.
Now, who did that leave him with? Who could be the best counter to Joltik's bug and electrical attacks?
A memory surfaced in his mind of a battle in Hoenn that gave him some ideas.
"Charmander, I choose you!"
Up next was his battle-loving fire lizard, who stared at Joltik with some surprise.
"Char?" 'Wait, did one of us actually lose to that speck of dust? What madness is this!? I could eat that thing and not even feel it.'
"A Charmander!? So, let me guess, he's your starter, and your fall back guy is a Squirtle?"
"Nope," Ash simply replied as Paul's annoyance at a perceived fool having two+ starters was once again sensed. "Charmander, use Ember!"
"Evasive maneuvers!"
As the fiery sparks of ember flew across the battlefield in an attempt to strike the elusive foe, the small form of Joltik managed to avoid them with natural speed and the benefits of a small and nimble body.
With a final hop, it bounced up to the ceiling and held itself up there.
"Let loose a Shock Wave, Joltik!" Surge commanded as electricity began to form around Joltik again.
"Strike the ground with Metal Claw!"
Nodding in agreement to the shock of all observers, Charmander's claws glowed metallic white before stabbing the ground just as the attack hit.
The electricity was funneled through Charmander and into the ground via the steel technique, without damage.
So, once the barrage was let off by a tiring Joltik, Charmander stood up without any damage, much to every observer’s surprise.
"What!?" Paul was shocked something as crazy as that worked.
"Note to self, find counter." Lt. Surge muttered to himself.
"I should look into that trick," Misty mused, an image in her head of Wingull using Steel Wing for the same purpose.
Pointing right at Joltik, Charmander let loose a boast. "Charmander Char Char!" 'Your power, the power you absorb from everything but yourself, is useless against me. I am Charmander the invincible, Charmander the all-powerful, Charmander who will become the Charizard who defeats all! All in my path to greatness will be overcome by my indomitable power! Become a stepping stone in my path to glory!'
For some reason, Ash suddenly imagined Charmander with a pair of pointy shades. Perhaps Squirtle was going to lend him some in the future.
"Most rookies would have just tried to dodge that," Lt. Surge mused. "Oak sure knows how to pick some quality trainers. But don't think my Joltik is less than that quality wise. Joltik, Hidden Power!"
With a massive glowing green ball over its forehead, Joltik let loose the variable attack down towards Charmander.
"Bat it back with Metal Claw!"
With claws of steel once again, Charmander slammed the Hidden Power right back at the ceiling, causing the bug-type to dislodge and fall.
Ash realized the potential ramifications of something that small hitting the ground from that high, he was about to order Charmander to catch Joltik, but Lt. Surge beat him to it.
"Upgrade to Paratrooper Joltik, use Spider-Web!"
With a burst of spider-silk formed a miniature parachute, slowing Joltik's descent. Ash's relieved face was not missed by Surge.
"Give me some credit kid, I don't like soldiers dying under my command!"
Paul's 'seriously, you'd care if it died' glare bored into Ash and Pikachu's back.
Of course, now that he knew that he wasn't going to cause the death of an opponent today, Ash pointed right at the descending Joltik "Charmander, move in with Flame Charge!"
Charmander, who had been working on the move Pignite loved for a while now, nodded in agreement as he began to stomp the ground, stirring up an aura of flames around himself before charging towards the falling Joltik.
While it initially looked like Joltik would hit the ground before Charmander got there, a sudden burst of speed in the Flame Charge allowed Charmander to smash into Joltik before it could dodge, sending Joltik spinning into the air and landing at Lt. Surge's feet in defeat.
"Joltik is unable to battle, the winner is Charman..." The flames died away, revealing how the burst of speed was made. "Charmeleon!"
Ash and Pikachu both stared in impressed shock as they saw Charmeleon, now evolved and stronger (The Pokédex itself was so surprised it didn't spout off wisdom on Charmeleon’s in general), standing in the wake of victory with a pensive look on his face.
Perhaps he was contemplating the meaning of life via his new wisdom...
"Meleon." 'Damn, wish I could have evolved fighting something more badass. Officially, there were a thousand Joltiks in my way, with laser canons and dripping poison every step they took'.
Or not.
Returning Joltik, Lt. Surge looked impressed.
"Well, I guess even if I defeat you today kid, you're still a winner in some ways." Holding his last Pokéball in hand, he had a mad grin. "Of course, I have to wonder if you can actually defeat Staff Sergeant Raichu even with your fancy new Charmeleon?"
Charmeleon looked back towards Pikachu, who gave him a serious look in return. With that look, that shared sense of the honor of battle and the importance of this fight, a feeling that did not need to words to be expressed, the battle loving Fire-type walked over to Ash's side and stood there, as Pikachu hopped off Ash's shoulder for this final clash.
Probably under the assumption that Charmeleon would step in and kick Raichu's electrified tail if Pikachu lost.
"So, Electric-type to Electric type huh?" Lt. Surge looked amused as Paul muttered something about idiocy. "Well, this should be fun kid. Go, Staff Sergeant Raichu!"
A Raichu burst out of the ball, this time with a vest on it.
Pikachu and Ash gave confused looks to it, but otherwise paid it no further thought.
"Begin!"
"Pikachu, let's show them your newly perfected technique. Thunderbolt!"
"Pika-Chuuu!" 'This feels so good to do it again!" Having developed his electrical powers further to once again pull off their favorite attack, the electrical attack slammed right into Raichu, pushing it back a bit.
However, the damage itself inflicted was somewhat minimal to their shock, as the vest itself seemed to be the cause of it all.
"I see you haven't encountered an Assault Vest before, have ya?" Lt. Surge laughed merrily.
"A what?" Ash confirmed their assumption as the Pokédex chimed in.
"Assault Vests are a League-recognized hold item for Pokémon. A Pokémon using an Assault Vest is able to better resist special attacks, in exchange for the loss of the ability to use non-damaging attacks."
"Char." 'Remind me to get one of those.'
"So, that was your Thunderbolt? Pretty good kid, now feel mine!" A Thunderbolt flew off Surge's Raichu and slammed into Pikachu with similar force.
Pikachu, due to a lack of a vest was pushed back further than Raichu, though he bore the damage rather well.
"Follow up with Mega Punch!"
"Iron Tail!"
Raichu and Pikachu countered each-others attacks with their own, an orange fist and white tail matching each other in power.
However, Pikachu was able to use the impact of the blows to get a better angle than Raichu.
"Use Quick Attack!"
The speed attack slammed into Raichu's white stomach, causing the Raichu to stumble backwards. The vest didn't do much to absorb physical attacks after all.
"Focus Blast!" Lt. Surge declared as Raichu formed a glowing blue ball in its hands. Eyeing Pikachu, Ash didn't need to telepathically remind Pikachu of what to do next.
After all, Mr. 'Ursaring use Focus Blast' was in the room with them.
As the attack fired, the technique was called. "Counter-Shield!"
Spinning on the ground, an electrical wall was formed. The Focus Blast hit it, and was stuck.
Lt. Surge was rather impressed. It was a trick after his own heart. "Say kid, if we ever go to war, can I draft you?"
"Um...you'd have to ask my mother first, and fire!" Ash hoped that would dissuade him as the Focus Blast shattered and fired back right at Raichu, the attack hitting its owner like a laser armada from a space-epic. It hit with the force of the Focus Blast plus added momentum and electrical power from the Counter-Shield.
Sure, the Assault Vest softened the damage, but it was impressive none the less.
"Don't worry kid, I'm an expert when it comes to wooing mothers." The look that crossed Surge's face made Ash feel oddly uncomfortable now. "Grass Knot."
The command was soft it almost didn't register to Ash, but Raichu's glowing green foot stomping the ground did.
As did the grass stalks that bound Pikachu's feet and tail just as it finished balancing himself back up from the Counter-Shield.
"Pi!?" 'Well, this guy's a little smarter than I remember him being'.
The original Lt. Surge probably would not have used something as subtle as Grass Knot.
"No more speed attacks kid, or twirling attacks." Lt. Surge pointed at Pikachu "Now, let's end this with Mega Punch!"
Raichu's fist glowing orange once more, Raichu dashed in towards the immobile Pikachu as Ash grit his teeth.
Charmeleon was preparing to enter the ring if this punch connected.
Only one option registered to Ash.
"Pikachu, it's all or nothing!"
Nodding in agreement, Pikachu grimaced. 'This will either work, or I'm going to need a good sulk.' He thought to himself as he put his two hands together and began charging up static electricity in the palm of his hand.
As Raichu got in close for the punch, the static had formed properly into the still tricky technique. A technique that Pikachu couldn't even fire properly.
However, he could smash with it.
"Pikachu, use Zap Cannon!"
The glowing electric ball in hand somewhat resembling an aura sphere, Pikachu slammed it right into Raichu's punch.
The attack canceling out Raichu's, static electricity covered the entirety of its body "Rai!"
"Holy Shit!" Lt. Surge swore.
Paul was gaping at them like they had just violated a law of the universe.
Misty shook her head in amusement.
With a burst of strength Pikachu tore the grass binding him and looked right at Raichu with a wicked grin.
"Let's end this once and for all Pikachu, Quick Attack!"
Pikachu charged once again into the belly of his foe. This time, Raichu fell to the ground in defeat.
"Staff Sergeant Raichu is unable to battle, the winner is Pikachu. The match goes to the challenger Ash of Pallet Town!"
…
Returning Raichu, Lt. Surge looked down looked down at both victorious challengers. Ash with his Pikachu and Charmeleon at his side grinning, and Paul with his scowl doing what it always seemed to do.
"Ash, I must say you are an inventive kid. You know how to counter me in ways that most of my war time opponents failed to do. I'd take you out there with me for battle anytime. Here," Handing Ash the Thunder Badge, "Let this be proof to the world that I approve of you."
While Ash cheered to himself, Pikachu and Charmeleon handing the resulting posing, Lt. Surge just threw Paul his badge.
"Here, you won. Now, go away." The Gym Leader said in a disinterested tone, barely sparing the Sinnoh trainer a glance.
While fresh off his victory, Ash wasn't able to counter quickly enough when a pair of oddly giggly girls ambushed them outside the gym, giving them tickets for the St. Anne, or figure out a good excuse to convince Misty not to go to that doomed boat.
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Viridian Gym, a bit later
"Mankey is unable to battle, the winner is Rhyhorn. This first badge match victory goes to the gym leader, Giovanni!"
Giovanni detested he had to put up with weaklings like this, but there was a Gym inspector in the area after all, and the Pokémon gym was a major part of his Kanto based operations.
To risk it, was to risk one of his major areas for finding talent, either to recruit or to rob.
So, he had to deal with those without talent, like the boy who thought he was Brock.
Returning his weakest Rhyhorn, he glared at the fool who had dared challenge me. "Was that it? You are truly pathetic. Did you actually train before you came here? Be gone!"
The boy promptly ran out of the gym, his Mankey limp in his arms and tears streaming down his face.
Still annoyed at the weakling who had wasted four minutes of his time with a Mankey and Pidgey, he was almost happy to have that trio send him a report.
"You may speak," Giovanni told them in a controlled tone of voice, suppressing his annoyance so could deal with his non-legal business properly.
"Sir, the boy has defeated Lt. Surge and earned a third gym badge." Jessie reported in as Giovanni gave an amused smirk.
"Did he now?" So, the Lightning Unovan was defeated as well.
"Yes sir, it was a pretty good win to. His Charmander evolved during the battle." James informed him.
"He's still traveling with that other bloodliner girl, wonder if she's his girlfriend or something?" Meowth wondered out loud. "Haven't seen any evidence of canoodling yet, but then again what do I know about human love and mating rituals?"
Oh yes, the girl. Giovanni was rather interested in where that would all go. From the reports it was unclear but Giovanni's instincts told him that something might happen between them, good or bad he didn't know but so far Giovanni's instincts hadn't steered him wrong given that they'd help him build his criminal empire.
"Oh, and they just boarded the St. Anne."
It took Giovanni a moment to register what they just told him. "They what!?"
James gulped as the tone of surprise that Giovanni had. "Well, to be more specific, I'd say the girl dragged the boy onboard against his will. Something about rare stuff for catching the world's water Pokémon. Lures, bait and balls if I'd had to guess."
"Say, aren't we plotting an ambush on board that ship or somethin'?" Meowth chimed in.
"Oh yeah, I remember Cassidy bragging about being put in charge of that op." Jessie remembered.
"Just think boss, you'll soon have your own super Pikachu, Charmeleon, Bulbasaur, Psyduck..."
"The operation is being canceled," Giovanni decided quickly. "Tell Cassidy and Butch to change gears for the attack on Hop-Hop-Hop Town."
He then deactivated the communication, not catching what the Trio's reactions were to the order.
The St. Anne operation was not worth the potential the boy was.
He was the key, or at least a key, to the very continuation of Team Rocket as an organization.
S.S Anne (also known as the Saint Anne)
The S.S Anne gave Misty a lot of emotions, most of which could be summed up in a variety of words.
Amazing. Spectacular. Exotic. Diverse. Energetic. Wonderful. Fun. Foods whose origin Misty could only guess at.
It was filled with every wonder the future water-type master could hope for, and several things she hadn't even realized existed, but was quickly captivated with.
Like all the different varieties of lures on display (of which she bought several) for pretty much every target she had.
Or the gemstones from Unova that could boost a water-type attacks power (she couldn't afford them sadly).
She really wished she had enough money for those Mystic Water pendants she saw swamped with rich, spoiled Pokémon enthusiasts who probably hadn't once actually fought in a proper Pokémon battle.
"Why are the richer people of the world so overwhelmingly idiotic." she muttered to herself.
"Psy!" 'And why do I have to carry all your stuff!?'
"Just be glad I only bought the Magikarp," Misty reminded the duck, who shivered at the prospect of all that additional crud to carry.
Of course, said Magikarp would be sent to Professor Oak as soon as she found Ash (who had gotten lost in the hustle and bustle of this wonderful place), along with the name, phone-number and address of the guy who sold it to her.
It was illegal after all. Luckily, such Magikarp salesmen were easy enough to trick.
"Step right up, step right up folks! Devon Corporation proudly presents Battle Poke-bobbing."
The carnie like voice caused Misty and Psyduck to stop in their tracks (well, she stopped, Psyduck walked right into her leg), to note the large dunk tank, mob of trainers and confident looking, soaked trainer with a Machop.
"Win a battle, and bob for Pokéballs!" The colorfully dressed announcer to the event gleefully cheered as he reached into the pool and plucked out a Pokéball with a white body and red center line. "Pokéballs, Premier Balls, Great Balls and Ultra Balls! Net Balls, Heal Balls, Quick Balls and Luxury Balls! We still have more Pokéballs than we can toss at you, so come on up brave challengers. Defeat the last winner, and bob for one ball. Loose, and he gets another go at it. There are still six Master Balls to be found. Now, who’s brave enough to step up to bat?"
Misty's face morphed into that of a grin. This could be fun, and Ash would surely end up here eventually.
"Duck." 'My, I have to fight, senses are kicking in.'
...
The Saint Anne gave Ash a lot of emotions, most of which could be summed up in a variety of words.
Trap. Ambush. Grunts. Thieves. Bad Trades. Shipwreck. Near Death. Foods whose origin Ash couldn't place even after traveling to several far off regions.
However, surprise was not something Ash was expecting to feel, even with the odd absence of Team Rocket.
No, life just had to spring a fast one on him, and have him do an odd repeat of a previous encounter he had in a Unovan Pokémart.
In layman's terms: being yanked off into a booth by a female Connoisseur (there was a term for them, one that was escaping him right now).
"Bonjour my young Kanto trainer. My name is Burgundy, A-Class Pokémon Connoisseuse." Inside a booth that was far more professional looking than her old one (if what he had heard from Cilan was accurate), he found himself (and Pikachu) being stared intently at an older, yet still quite Burgundy, Burgundy.
First Paul, now Burgundy. Ash absently wondered who was next, Morrison?
"If you are unaware of what a Pokémon Connoisseuse is, we are a group of people who are able to measure the compatibility between trainers and their Pokémon. We are mostly found in Unova, but as an international ship dedicated to the best of Pokémon throughout the world, the St Anne is of course stocked with only the best the world can offer, Connoisseuses included of course."
The arrogance in her words was refreshingly familiar.
"Now, let me see," and with that, she picked up Pikachu before Ash could get the two of them out of there.
"Pika." 'Taste me and I will shock you.' Pikachu was quite prepared for a repeat performance of the 'humiliate Burgundy' show.
Holding Pikachu up to her, she observed him for a moment, raising him up in the air a bit and giving off a good imitation of someone observing fruit in a produce store, before setting him down, after giving an odd amount of attention to the bottom of Pikachu's feet.
She then wet her index finger with her mouth, rubbed it on Pikachu and then sucked on it, before her eyes took on a sparkling gleam that was usually reserved for a starving Ash seeing a feast.
"Oh my, it is simply incredible! The compatibility between you and your Pikachu is simply incredible! It is as if you have traveled together for years!"
'If only we had a clue how long it was,' was a thought the both had at once, only proving Burgundy's point more.
Burgundy having a point...man, that was just an odd feeling to have.
"Beyond that, your Pikachu has brilliant potential, its attack and speed I.V's are simply incredible!"
"Er, what?" Ash had no idea what an I.V was. Weren't those the things you put into ill people? 'Seriously how many things do I have to learn about this world?' Ash thought.
"Are all your Pokémon this way? Show me!"
Ash and Pikachu exchanged worried looks. Sure, this Burgundy seemed a heck of a lot more competent than her old self, but did they really need to go through everyone?
But, it probably would be too much hassle to get away from her...it probably would be okay if he didn't go flashing her with Starter Pokémon.
If he did, she might start screaming in wonder, and a bunch of traders would start harassing him.
The Pokédex would have a similar issue, luckily it was being unusually quiet today.
So, with that in mind, he let out Butterfree, whom Burgundy proceeded to gush over.
"Oh my, a Butterfree! Oh, how I love them. Their wings really are as beautiful as everyone says."
"Free?" 'Ash...who’s the weirdo looking over me?' Butterfree cried out nervously as Burgundy looked him over.
"Those wings, those eyes...oh yes, I can see it now. You trained this Butterfree up from a Caterpie, didn't you?!" Ash, Pikachu and Butterfree nodded
"I can see all the effort you poured into this Butterfree. The streamlined wings built for speeds are simply extraordinary. You must be so relieved all the Butterfree gathering for mating were stolen, now you'll never have to part ways with it!"
At the trio's gobsmacked expressions, Burgundy looked rather confused. "Oh, you didn't know? It was in all the papers this morning. Every Butterfree that had gathered in the traditional Butterfree congregation area in Kanto, the place where they pair up for life, was stolen by unknown criminals, with such losses it would be impossible to get the thing running this year. Thus there will be a population crash of Caterpie next year, guess everyone will just have to go with Weedles instead."
"Now, do you have any more wonderful Pokémon to show me? I'm getting the oddest feeling you're most compatible with strong and fast Pokémon who have issues taking hits, but I could be wrong." (*)
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To the east of Cerulean City, sometime later
Butterfree were not her preferred prey.
She was a hunter of only the rarest and finest Pokémon. Pokémon whose worth were at least in the six digits.
A high class Butterfree was lucky to be worth three, and the average one was a dime a dozen.
If she wanted to deal with high end bugs, she'd be collecting Vivillons.
But, what was one to do when your bribery budget was severely depleted? You had to do any work if you wanted to continue as you please.
What did her client even want with them in the first place? Did he have some giant garden he wanted stocked with his own personal bug collection?
It was just idiotic to hire her for it. For a fraction of what she was paid for the job, the fool could merely hire some bug-catcher to go obtain some Caterpie and Metapod for the job.
But money couldn't buy brains, she supposed.
"Commander J, the client has made contact with the delivery crew. They have passed on the cargo, and have been paid in return. They are returning to the ship as we speak with the money"
"Good, very good." Her form imposing and cold, the silver haired Pokémon Hunter known only as J had a scowl on her face. "Maybe now we can get out of this place. I'd rather not be in Team Rocket airspace any longer than I have to."
Operating in the same area as the Pokémon thieves employed by Team Rocket led to competition. Competition led to open warfare. Open warfare led to damaged ships and mutual capture by the police.
In territory controlled by Teams like Aqua or Galactic, at least she could operate easier as they were not in direct competition.
"Now, are there any open contracts available, preferably in Hoenn or Sinnoh?" The regions closest to Kanto, and out of Team Rocket's reach, would be the simplest and smartest destinations to go for.
"Why go so far, when you can get paid quite a handsome sum here in Kanto?"
The voice that said that, was not one of her men.
J and every armed man she had with her in the bridge all turned and had their weapons aimed right at the man who had somehow appeared right in front of her: his face obscured by a brown hooded robe.
"Who the hell are you, and how did you get on my ship!?" J demanded as the figure seemed to smirk under his cloak.
"Oh, it was by no error on your part, Hunter J. Nothing you could have reasonably done could have prevented my entry, nothing can. But do lower your weapons, bank account 1366613 Pummelo Central."
One of her offshore accounts, and a major one at that. One whose loss to police seizure would be a harsh blow to her entire operation. J and company lowered their weapons compliantly, as the cloaked figure continued.
"Now, isn't that better? Why should everything be solved by violence anyway? Those researchers had to die, but you don't have to. You have a use, human."
J felt a feeling of dread overcome her briefly.
A bloodliner freak.
Shit.
No wonder he could get on her ship, the damn freak could probably teleport.
"I am an emissary from the Bloodliner King, with a job request. It is so simple, even a human can do it, and it is absolutely foolproof."
The mocking voice was truly annoying in this emissary. Oh, so very annoying.
The emissary reached into his cloak as he continued.
"My lord is quite interested in the bloodliners of the world, J. Many of them are out of the world right now, making a name for themselves. Some even act human, it is so laughably amusing. However, these misguided fools do have potential to serve the grand design, or as breeding stock. After all, male bloodliners are so rare, even if they are absolute wastes of molecules talent wise, they can still be used to breed better ones, or at least ones with better mindsets."
The emissary held up a photo of a teenage male, with tannish skin, spiky black hair covered by a cap, and lightning marks on his cheeks. A Pikachu's lower body was visible in the picture on his shoulder.
"His name is Ash Ketchum, son of Delia Ketchum, a human woman with the correct potential to make her life worth continuing, at least until she hits menopause. He is a bloodliner with quite...strong lineage. The King, however, has doubts of his usefulness to the grand design. Your job, is to test him. Capture him and bring him to the provided coordinates, and he will be found pointless and be used as breeding stock for something better. Let him escape from your best efforts, and he'll show the potential for the grand design."
"Why the hell would I help you hunt some bloodliner freak? That is not my field of expertise, and for some scheme that's probably going to end up with me in a shallow grave if you succeed" J questioned as the Emissary tossed her the image like a shuriken (She caught it perfectly, of course. She had practice blocking projectile weapons), before reaching back into his cloak.
"Don't pretend that you care who pays you, J. Money is all that matters to you, and this job comes with nine figures attached, regardless of the outcome. Capture him, or have him escape despite true effort...it matters not to us. You will still be paid, though if you half-ass it and he escapes, you won't get paid. I'll be in touch J...do take the job though. After all, we know all your accounts, your hideouts, your moles and your clients. Do the easy job J...or go find a new one."
With that, he vanished just as he came, as J crumpled the photo in her hand (It was easy to replace though, thanks to Facebook).
She hated being blackmailed. But, this 'Bloodliner King' and his emissary had all the cards.
And all the money.
There was no option really.
She would hunt what some called the world's truly most dangerous game.
Not a Legendary Pokémon, but a Human.
"Hunter J, unknown bogies to our west! They appear to be flying in formations known to stronger, long-distance flying types. Should be attempt capture?"
Pushing 'the Emissary' out of her mind for now, she gave the bridge hand who asked a blank stare "Do I even need to answer that question. Capture them!"
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Omake
Ambiguously canon
Ketchumverse Part 2
Earth 123114
Trans universe/dimension/timeline travel felt weird.
That was all he and Pikachu had to say on the subject, but he couldn't argue it didn't work considering what he was staring at.
After all, he was quite sure that last time he was in Pallet, there was not a gigantic castle overlooking it with a coat of arms depicting the Battle Frontier's symbol on it, and gargoyles that oddly resembled Pikachu, Charizard and various other Pokémon he had in the old timeline/regained in the new one/probably were often caught in other timelines.
"Welcome to the Battle Citadel," A Harmonia Gropius greeted them dramatically, his Reshiram on his side like it was a common Rattata (as oppose to, say, a legendary Pokémon that stood out like a sore thumb). "Home of the Bond Symbol and also, unbeknownst to old Scott, the Headquarters for thousands of Ash Ketchums, and a Gary who took your place in the multiversal order."
Ash and Pikachu tried to process that information. Thousands of versions of him, in this castle? And a Gary took his place? What's up with that?
Sure, it wasn't small, but it was probably smaller than Brandon's Pyramid. A seemed to notice this.
"Most of the operations of the League of Ashes takes place below ground, where miles of caverns were created by the thousands of Charizards belonging to various Ash's duking it out for position of strongest Charizard in the multiverse."
Suddenly the entire earth shook around them, as if two forces of incredible might were slamming into each other. Ash outright fell from the shock of the impact, sending Pikachu rolling off his shoulder rather comically, which A and Reshiram seemed only mildly disturbed by the whole thing.
"Oh my, it would appear that Brain and Guardian's Charizards are at it again," he said nonchalantly.
"Again!?" was all Ash could say in response.
"Pika." 'In a deadpan tone of voice, Pikachu stated 'We are officially not letting Charizard out in this universe, ever.'
….
If Ash thought A Harmonia Gropius was going to be the oddest thing he would see today, Ash was quite mistaken, particularly when A had brought him to meet with someone 'who was responsible for the annoying legalities, like timeline breaking, trans-multiversal diplomacy and expenditures'.
No, what was probably the oddest thing he was going to see was a version of himself, dressed in a tuxedo that probably cost more than the winnings from a Pokémon League victory, drinking from a coffee mug emblazoned with a Team Rocket R, with his Pikachu looking over what appeared to be an I-Pad in a room that rather resembled a CEO's room (complete with fancy knickknacks, diplomas and more company logos that just happened to be the Team Rocket R)
Both Ash and his Pikachu just stared at the two in confusion, not even sure where to begin here.
"Um, you...er, I drink coffee?" Ash decided to break the silence with the simplest thing he could think of. The Ash drinking the coffee smirked, perhaps in response to the fumble of terminologies.
"Only the finest imported coffee from the coffeemon universe," he said as if it was nothing. "It's between a Moemon and a Pokemorph verse, above a Spellermon verse, below a Cardverse and diagonal to a Rapidestria and Pokégirl verse if you look at the map with 19D glasses, rather nice place really. I prefer the finer things in life you see, like this brew. For the record, as most of us are in fact named Ash Ketchum, we generally take on nicknames and titles to make communications simple. I am Don Ash, leader of my reformed, Fortune 500, Team Rocket."
"Pika Pikachu." His Pikachu responded in a tone that Ash could only describe as the Pokémon equivalent of a stuck up banker's tone of voice.
"So tell me, are you aware that resetting your timeline is illegal?"
Ash and Pikachu just stared at the guy incredulously. "Okay, for one, Arceus technically reset time, not me. Second, how would I even know that?"
"Ignorance sadly does not work in court, though circumstances do." Don noted. "Considering your timeline was being destroyed, I can safely assure you we probably will not have to execute you for your crime. Good thing too, setting up execution equipment takes paperwork I'd rather not deal with."
Ash and Pikachu really had no response to the guy being rather chill about the idea of being executed by, well, themselves.
"Nothing personal." He noted their expressions. "It's simple formalities. Shared treaties and all, a few too many Light Yagamis being too clever for their own good. Arceus, they are so annoying. At least Lelouches aren't generally insane..."
Ash had no idea who either of those people (who were probably fictional in his world) were.
"Chu," Pikachu said with a blank face, which Ash was pretty sure was something about Lelouch's sanity being debatable, and something about a Requiem?
Apparently only Pikachu got the reference.
"Regardless, I am getting off track," Don admitted, before his Pikachu gestured to him over to the I-Pad. "Huh, you’re Polygamous? How odd, you don't really see that here, more of a Harry, Naruto, Issei sort of thing. I mean, sure, one of the Harry Potter leaders is Polygamous, but he's a freaking Incubus so it really isn't that odd...mind if I ask why? Aura Restoration Act?"
"Er, no."
"Membership to ancient and noble houses that require spouses for each individual house?"
"I'm pretty sure there is no Ancient and Noble House of Ketchum in this or any other reality."
"Huh. Well, you're a curiosity at the very least, none the less. Tell me," He then took a long sip from his coffee cup as Ash briefly noted several familiar images on the I-Pad Don Pikachu had (He saw Mewtwo, Paul's Torterra, Gary's Blastoise, Red's Pikachu and Charizard, his Pikachu, Charizard, Ambipom and Butterfree, and Misty's Psyduck) "Are you aware about the usefulness and trans-universal time displacement? You can leave for a five hour battle in the rim of the May and Drew love timelines during a bathroom break at a five star restaurant, and be back in no time at all?"
"Um, no?"
"Pika?" 'I don't think that makes any sense at all?'
"I must say, that sounds like it violates most laws of science and common sense." The Pokédex chimed in.
"What is this common sense you speak of?" Don sarcastically asked. "As to my question, it is about your community service to the omniverse, to make up for the damage you caused it?"
"Community service!?"
"Yes, to the greater omniversal community. Welcome to the League of Ashes, now you need a cool name or are we going to have to assign you a number instead?"