Have your dreams ever been crushed by the cruel and ruthless world ? Have you ever felt endless frustration that no matter how hard you try you will still come short ? Have you thought that you're a pathetic piece of shit  ? Well, I haven't, for I am the most talented swordsman of this era, I know it for sure because my master said so and master told me that he never told  a lie in his life . Right now I am waiting in the Waiting room for the most attractive secretary that I have ever seen, I wonder how much audicity do these people have to actually do work in her presence , it is plain disrespectful of all the hard work that this woman had done to bring out this level of sensuality. As I was waiting and admiring the beauty this goddess in front of me ,the I-Zene (I-magazine) is going off like crazy , it has been like this for a week now, saying the same thing over and over again, something about Neon Corp. 's breakthrough with something , I am a bona fide swordsman, my knowledge about tech is rather embarrassing , it safe to say that I am not a netizen. Its been half an hour , still there has been no answer , I was a little bit vexed. Just as I was about to go ask the the sensual secretary she stood up and said " Mr. Serving will see you now " . Finally it was time for me be a pro-gamer , the money , the women, the all deserved fame of being the greatest swordsman of this era , the joy and excitement to be the best at something and more importantly no more fucking training in crazy places. I entered this big posh office which was just oozing narcicism , I then sat down on this chair which somehow made me feel very small and then I looked towards the agent, the look in his eyes made me little angry ,it was a condescending look and the he asked me straight to my face the most vile question that anybody could ever ask me "are you sure you are a swordsman?" .

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