“Without further ado… Canada!” Lucifer Morningstar with a British accent waved his arms to the changing hellscape.

“Hey! I know this, its Montreal.” The Goon said over voice chat. The city was all around a park. The park was complete with a lake at its side. Complete with benches and streetlights.

“So ‘The Goon’ huh, are you gangster?” The cutscene ended and it faded to the game where the characters of Peter’s team were in spawn. “YourMamaLastNight” one of Peter’s teammates asked The Goon.

“God is a gang star!“ The Goon replied to which YourMamaLastNight chuckled. “Is that a Jojo reference?”

“Get out of my game ‘Monkey King.’” Said “Nevergetslaid#1” in a British accent to Monkey King. A total of 6 on each team.

The Monkey King was silent.

“I can tell this is going to be a great team.” JesusIsKingOfKings said sarcastically.

However, Peter said it without much emotion through JesusIsKingOfKings on his right monitor.

“You think this is a good team?” Nevergetslaid#1 again said in a British accent.

Start!

“Start!” Lucifer Morningstar shouted through their respective speakers and headsets. Before they knew it the match started.

YourMamaLastNight was the first to react as he was standing at the gate of spawn. Everyone else was further in spawn.

Peter’s team followed YourMamaLastNight into the park to the middle of the battlegrounds. To the middle of the park in simulated Montreal.

YourMamaLastNight flew to the middle of the park while everyone else ran on foot. “Hello? How do you fly?” Nevergetslaid#1 said in a British accent through his microphone. “Shift.” YourMamaLastNight said flatly.

‘Now that I think about it, he sounds African-American. Similar decent to God in the beginning of the game.’ Peter had the realization.

Peter’s Team started flying to the middle of the park, by the time they arrived in middle YourMamaLastNight was waiting, not engaging behind the statue on both sides of teams, on their side of the statue. An enemy Priest-Warrior that was flying, “Amenadiel” casted a ranged missile attack but line of sight was blocked by the statue.

JesusIsLordOfLord, the female in Peter’s left monitor charged in and used the “E key” “Taunt” ability on Amenadiel.

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Amenadiel attacked for two seconds before switching to Nevergetslaid#1, flying over, and starting to attack him.

‘That’s kinda weak. They can just switch targets like that…’ Peter noted.

On the enemy team “Jesuswastaken”; “Battle Mercy”, “DeathIsNice”, “Dream”, “Tiara Stark” came flying over a bit later too. “Ha! They got here late too.” The Goon laughed in voice chat.

Battle Mercy used her elite skill “Angel Form.” The “G Key” on the keyboard. (Peter did not know you could go into Angel Form early.)

She took out her Caduceus Staff first, but switched to her Caduceus Pistol. Shooting immediately at Nevergetslaid#1. ‘So, she picked Mercy too.’ Peter mentally noted.

Battle Mercy used “Guardian Angel” part of her elite skill’s kit to dash through the air faster to Amenadiel who was fighting Nevergetslaid#1. Closer now, Battle Mercy’s Caduceus was doing more damage.

On the enemy team Jesuswastaken healed with a staff; Dream, a Priest-Archer focused Nevergetslaid#1, DeathIsNice a Priest warrior, and Tiara Stark another Priest-Warrior closed the distance in air.

Nevergetslaid#1 went into “on the floor state” or down, but so did Amenadiel, with YourMamaLastNight; JesusIsKingOfKings, The Goon, Monkey King whaling on Amenadiel.

BattleMercy already in Angel form, her elite skill, used “Resurrection” part of her ultimate’s kit on Amenadiel.

Amenadiel got up, started attacking JesusIsKingOfKings. Peter was a little slower and had JesusIsKingOfKings also go into Angel Form to resurrect Nevergetslaid#1. Instead of attacking, JesusIsKingOfKings was using his Caduceus Staff to heal the team in Angel Form.

Instead of attacking Amenadiel again, YourMamaLastNight switched targets to Battle Mercy going into Angel Form with gray wings, for more damage. “You chose God just like me YourMamaLastNight!” The Goon commenting on how they both choose the same Angel mentor.

JesusIsLordOfLords fought DeathIsNice, Dream, Tiara Stark. The Jesus woman taunting Dream every 5 seconds. Instead of fighting it was more like tanking. ‘Good thing she has got the “Paladin Amulet.’ Peter thought while controlling the Jesuses. The Paladin Amulet was 1200 toughness, 900 Healing, 900 vitality.

Battle Mercy one of enemy team’s healer was killed by YourMamaLastNight

With JesusIsKingOfKings healing in Angel Form; Nevergetslaid#1, The Goon, Monkey King, eventually brought down Amenadiel which triggered Angel Form which was God’s, before eventually dying.

The Monkey King, a Priest-Warrior with a staff, flew over to DeathIsNice an unarmed Priest-Warrior. They exchange of blows before “WHAM!” the Monkey King used his weapon ability Crushing Blow (The 5 Key on the keyboard) on DeathIsNice stunning her.

JesusIsLordOfLords tanking Dream and Tiara Stark both at the same time; while healing herself with her healing skill Q , also mending with “Healing Fountain” using F key, eventually Peter’s team came to help.

Nevergetslaid#1 made his way to Tiara, using his elite skill to finish Tiara Stark faster. The avatar’s state was a flaming sword with white wings. Peter had a guess who that might be.

It was an eventful battle till the Enemy succumbed to their loses.

“Capture the other points.” YourMamaLastNight calmly stated.

The Goon gasped. “Woah there are two other points.” Peter noted there were three total control points, far, middle, and home.

Eventually they won with YourMamaLastNight carrying the team.

“Add me JesusIsKingOfKings, and JesusIsLordOfLords.” YourMamaLastNight stated.

“Me too.” Nevergetslaid#1 added.

Peter added everyone on his team including the Monkey King.

When Peter got back to hell, he noticed loot.

You got Experience Scroll!

“What is an ‘Experience Scroll’?”