“Well Vasky, as fun as this has been, I gotta be off,”
This intrusive little phrase cut through the post-meal high that had been permeating through Vaska’s lil’ head as they had been going through their plans for the next tomorrow through day after tomorrow.
“hrmmmmm,” Vaska’s face formed into a frown, “Words. Bad. Unhappy”
“Yes Vaskya I know you don’t like that”
“Make better words,” Vaska stuck out their bottom lip and looked up at Porsche, slowly moving from sitting upright to a puppy dog stretch yoga pose.
“Jesus Christ,” Raj’s buzzy baritone, “I cannot bare this anymore. It’s been miserable as always. Goodbye.”
Vaska and Porsche watched him slowly clank out of the room, “what crawled up his vagina and died?”
“No idea.”
A brief pause
“where were we?” Vaska’s eyes slid salaciously back to Porsche.
“I was just leaving,” Porsche stood up as Vaskya had leaned in, leaving them to wiff a kiss painfully and end up face down on the floor.
Vaska, rubbing their chin, smiled sadly at Porsche’s retreating ass, “Well my dear sweet Porschah” Vaska sometimes said “Porschah” instead of Porsche. It was cute, “ As always, it has been an absolute pleasure talking with you.”
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Porsche turned around, but only with her head, “are you lookin’ at my ass right now? MMm, yes. Yes you are. Well Vasky, it has been an absolute pleasure, as always, talking with you.”
Vaska’s feeling slowly sliding backwards into a depression as Porsche’s hips swayed away.
Exit-odus
1Never be attached to anyone, ever. 2God sustains as you need—Her will shall be done and would never let something trivial like food, drink, or bodily harm get in the way. 3My most recent conversation was earlier today where she manifested herself through human form. 4She revealed mysteries to me, and obscured answers to me, through green-eye’d galaxies. 5Regaurdless, as She always does, She left me after only revealing the next few targets. 6Fear not reader if She gives you answers in abstract, or only loosely connected hints at what to do. 7You are Her tool, but no less are you still a cognizant human—I assume a human—with the ability to find patterns. 8Nut up! 9Roll up those sleeves of yours and get to creative problem solving.10For example, my clues were not, my dear reader, to my actual targets, but to something which will tell me who they are. 11I was shown a maze and like the rat that I am, followed my nose to the cheese. 12But the cheese wasn’t cheese it was justice. 13And I wasn’t smelling it I was taking choices between names. 14So, as the puzzle master that I am, I know that I must find a list of names and that will be the targets. 15Now, what list, and who? 16That is not for such a puny being as me to know at all times. 17 For ours is but to believe and feel her guiding hand in the moment of need. 18 But now is the time to leave, to move, to exit-dous, if you will, from where we are. 19 As a paladin of God you must be prepared to move at a moment’s notice, take no head or stock of surroundings as ultimately your body will rot where you leave it and your parts carried to places you’ve never seen, nor heard.