Keeping the rent paid and the lights on is enough excitement for Rick and Jimmy, the mostly honest, crass-yet-loveable owners of Purple Sky Pawn. But when a customer brings in a strange jewel, neither of them could have guessed how much more exciting their lives were about to get. Faster than you can say "You never know what's gonna come through that door," Rick had been sucked into the gemstone, becoming Earth's first dungeon core... and if that wasn't bad enough, they just set off the System Integration, throwing the whole world into complete chaos. Now, if they want to survive in their new reality and save everyone they care about, they're going to need to work together. After all, family comes first. Updates M, W, F  cover by kaenovels