I'm Jake Johnson. It's been a couple of weeks since the mass hysteria that seems to have effected every person on the planet. No one has noticed anything since then. Other than the occasional hipster, or high person saying something along the lines of they have felt a disturbance in the force. But more on me, I'm the last guy in my family and for some reason, because of this, my family makes jokes about me getting a girlfriend. And you are probably wondering why I lead with this. Well I'm in a kind of awkward situation right now and well you'll see.

"Hey I-I-I live that way I think"

This one told me her name is Karen. She is currently pathetically drunk and a complete stranger. There is also one more thing about her. She .. she is unbelievably beautiful? No that word isn't intense enough.. hot, she's hot.

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"Ok sooo"

"THATS IT"

"Your house?"

At this point I pull over and get out she does the same.

" thanks for taking me here do you know what I should pay you.. ya"

"No you dont have to do that please I would much rather"

*kill*

"Who said that" I am looking around for any creeps or pranksters but to no avail.

*kill her*

" I think I'm just gonna go now thanks"

"Wait did you hear someone just now"

She seems notably more sober now and keeping distance to.

"Wait can I at least." Hearing how desperate I sound I stop talking. " I'll go now" I get in my car defeated and confused.