*chew, chew chew*

*Choke*

*Swallow*

“This burger is Delicious!” the pickled vegetables, the juicy tender meat, the soft white bread and crisp sweet mana grass, I am a genius!”

If only those guys could stop making noise.

I turn towards my window, at the forest there is a group of five,atleast sixteen year old kids, A red haired sword wielding kid is fighting a kobold leader, his two friends are dealing with any kobolds that try to sneak past his defences. At the same time a golden haired girl with a white dress and a wooden staff keeps on using magic to heal the red haired boy, a girl with a bow, apparently an elf with silver hair keeps on shooting down any kobold who lets its guard down.

They make a good team.... Nevermind.

One of the other two guys, who is wielding an iron broadsword started arguing with the elf girl who accidentally landed an arrow on his sword, throwing his swing off. The red haired kid gets distracted for a second and tries to calm them down. Naturally the kobold leader takes advantage of the situation and breaks through the kids defence, knocking him down. He’s about to finish the kid off.

And man have I told you, this is a Delicious burger.

“Ok, ok stop pressuring me”

I open my window and pick up the rock I usually use to hold my door open when it gets too hot, and I aim.

The Kobold swung his sword towards the kids neck, the other kids are panicking with desperate looks on their faces. Just before the sword had contact with the red haired kids neck, a small rock emitting a mountainous pressure zoomed by, smashing the kobold leaders sword and arm into oblivion… or into pieces at least.

Well that’s all the help I’ll give them.

I keep on munching on this divine food item of my own creation. I really take pride in myself learned cooking. Pride is a thing I almost lost along with my hair… hopefully this makes up for my blank shiny head.

I closed my window again, to keep all the hot air from coming in. Man this humid season annoys me, but it’s much better now that I'm not training anymore. It’s not like I can’t afford Ice, but I like the heat it trains your mental fortitude…(really bad lie). Plus this stupid glass insulates heat, I had to but this extra hard glass due to the fact that moving faster than sound tends to blast ordinary windows into a hundred shards. Don’t worry I learned my lesson about speed limits in populated areas.

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The group of  kids finish off the rest of the kobolds outside, Then start looking around to the direction the rock came from. In their view is a very neat looking wooden house/cottage, at the second story were the rock came from is me, a bald guy blissfully enjoying a sandwich without a care in the world.

The red haired kid scratches his head, then apparently decides on something, after straightening his back he speedily walks towards my house.

This… feels like it might turn troublesome.

After a couple seconds…

*knock knock knock*

I lazily walk downstairs, the door is right in front of me, a weird aura permeates the air around the door clearly stating “trouble”.

So I don't open it.

After a couple minutes of knocking they finally end up leaving.

Upon opening the door I found a letter, reading : “Thank You Sir!”

Hmm they don’t seem like bad kids… but that was definitely an aura spelling trouble.

Might aswell get some fresh air.

I begin walking around the village, some villagers greet me while others simply go on with their own things. That is when I heard something interesting.

Villager A- “haha Dill, can you believe the heroes subject a C rank crystal wolverine already”

Villager B- “Damn, the adventurer guild will certainly pay big for a catch like that”

Villager A- “he he wanna become adventurers?”

Villager B- “Derick, don’t joke around, We can hardly deal with a slime as we are now”

Did they just say they could sell monsters!!?? And what exactly is the adventurer's guild? It must be a rich group of people who adventure based on it’s name.

I walk up to this Derick guy

Villager A (Derick)- “hello friend need help with anything?” he timidly asks while staring quite weirdly at my bald head.

Me- eh, Can you tell me more about the adventurers guild?, you can just assume I’ve  grew up in a cave or something my whole life”

Villager B(Dill)- “eh, oh ok… The adventurers guild is located next at green town, it’s only 25 miles away, you can get more information there…” The other villager answers my question.

As I walk away I can hear them whispering to each other, especially about how i'm bald even though i'm only twenty years old. Rude.

While walking to next town I give my stats a check…

Name: Uriel Sparks Lvl.20

Title: None

Strength:> ∞

Stamina: >∞

MP: 0

Dexterity:> ∞

Luck: 4

Intelligence: 4

Class: None

Skills:Immeasurable Strength, Immeasurable Speed and Reflexes, Infinite Stamina, Supernatural Senses, Invulnerability, Indomitable Will, Psychic Immunity, Intangibility Negation

To be honest, I myself am not sure what happened, after I finished my workout regimen and my hair fell out, It just sorta happened. And the hell does less than infinity mean??

Maybe I should make it my quest to restore my hair?