Yeah... I think I've outdone myself.

Or so I thought as I gazed at the man in the mirror, standing at least 6'9" tall with incredible proportions of bulging muscles, iconic strong square chin, and majestic short facial hair...

Mn...

I've turned myself into the man, the myth, the legend, Gigachad haven't I?

"Pfft! Hahahaha~! What the actual fuck~!" I laughed while rolling on the ground holding my stomach. But hearing the deep and majestic voice coming out of my mouth, I couldn't help but find it strange and even more so hilarious as hysterical laughter ensued.

Not at least 6.9 minutes later, I gradually managed to calm myself down. Shit, that was funny. I think walking around like this would be quite the scene as well. But I suppose it's a bit much for comfort, is it?

So returning my body to what it was after experiencing what it's like being the very epitome of masculinity, I feel my body sunk down, feeling less majestic, and that 'hulking' confidence was also gone, but I definitely feel much more comfortable.

Well, that was fun.

Anyways, enough play time, I suppose I should actually start now…

Staring at my ever-so charming self in the mirror in front of me, I gaze at my body which was no longer malnourished and a sickly sheen of grey, it has now gained flesh in all the right area and my skin looks to be healthier as well, specially now that it is free of any unsmoothness, even gaining a sort of alabaster sheen to it.

Thanks to me giving myself a super metabolism, I now could eat anything I want anytime I want without getting sick from eating unfamiliar ingredients to my stomach like that Holy Cow or getting too fat because of all the food I now eat aroud the clock…

Also, maybe because I was eating the good and usjng the good stuffs, aside from just gaining flesh, I now could see some definitions in my stomach area, there was also some muscles forming on my upper arms, and I feel like I've grown a bit in height.

There wasn't much to call it 'bulging', but it definitely is there.

Noice!

It seems I'm growing quite well.

Then staring at my dark hair which had grown to shoulder-length, maybe I should get a haircut. I was thinking of just cutting it before with the school scissors as usual, but then I got distracted by you know what and forgot about it.

Hmm…

I've never really grown out my hair before…

Maybe I should try growing it out for once, what do you know, I might just look good in it. Besides, with the Divine Shampoo, it was no longer a bother and uncomfortable. Evident by the fact that I didn't even notice it at all since I started using the shampoo a week ago.

Now enough about aesthetics, I look good enought as it is, let's move on to specs.

Disappearing from the mirror to appear in front of iron weights, I wondered how much I could now lift with just my raw bodily specs.

Starting with what I could barely lift before, which was embarrasingly a measly 20 kg weight…

I was able to lift it up this time like it was less than a feather.

Well then, seems like all those holy foods wasn't for nothing.

Moving on, I jumped a few levels this time in estimation and went for the 200 kg barbell, putting both my hands on the cold iron metal, I was expecting some resistance as I lifted it but…

*swoosh!*

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The faq? This feels like I was lifting a plastic toy version of it!

Sheeit, it seems those divine meats reputation wasn't for nothing.

Well then, believing those reputations, I suppose I should up the magnitude quite a bit. So going for the one million kilogram weight this time, I held the steel ball the size of a tennis ball made with a gram of neutron star at its center.

Mn, now there's some resistance…

Though, it just feel like I'm lifting an ordinary stone of the same size though. So moving to even greater height, I move on to a bigger steel ball about a bowling ball in appearance and a thousand million in kilogram which is a billion…

Oh? It definitely is heavier this time. It feels like I was just lifting a bowling ball though, which for what I was, would be a bit of a task.

Still not enough to call it 'barely' though.

So I move to the sexdecillionth tons.

Yeah… I may have bitten more than I could chew this time, this little black ball the size of a marble is actually so heavy I could only budge it a bit. Well, that may have to do with the fact that it's made from a condensed black hole, but yeah.

Well, that was a bit of a jump ain't it?

Oh well, I guess I now know that I could at least lift a sextillion tons quite easily and sexdecillion tons is my current limit…

Well, physically speaking at least.

Casually picking up the heaviest ball which was a pellet-size ball of infinite infinitely-incrementing mass with my thumb and pinky by just thinking I could do so, then I crushed the thing to dust and then eventually to nothingness in the same way.

Heh, stupid logics.

See, as I've said, I didn't need to indirectly give myself the strength to crush the thing, I could just do so directly.

Anyways, moving on, having found my physically limit, I thought it was good enough for now. Not like I really have anything to use it for anyways.

It just feels quite good to be moving better I guess, it's definitely much better than my previously malnourished body which made me feel often sluggish and lethargic at least.

So I guess I seem to be doing just fine in the growth department. I guess I don't really need to 'boost' myself or anything. I guess eating well as I am doing would be more than enough for now.

Speaking of development, despite my overwhelming physical changes, I didn't really feel any of it before now, did I? Well, maybe my theory was right, that I already feel so psychologically high that even such a change that should be noticeable on a psychological level would just feel 'normal'.

On that note, I didn't get to experience the 'new super strength, everything is fragile!' phase either. Must be because I made it so that I will have absolute mastery over everything I consider a weapon before the eldritch army massacre and I consider my entire body a weapon…

Speaking of that ability I gave myself in the heat of the moment, it's a bit of a waste of entertainment isn't it? If I could master any weapons by just touching them, where would I get the fun of learning to use them? Thoough I suppose it was certainly fun to instinctively know the million ways I could use the All-Devouring Swords to destroy any eldritch as I annihilated them in all sorts of 'creative ways'.

Hmm, I should think about this more later.

For now, it seems I actually won't be doing any 'self-experimentations' today, but rather, some finding out what else has changes due to my recent change in diet…

And since I've tested my strength, I think it would only appropriate that I tested my speed next.

So disappearing from the gym which I now find to be a bit useless unless I would actually enjoy working out, I erased and repainted myself from this reality to Elexium.

Standing on a vast expanse of golden clouds, I thought it be and the clouds was replaced by an endless expanse of forestry with beautiful Sakura trees.

In front of me is a wide pathway through the beautiful forest a few trillion miles in length.

Yes, trillions.

A lightyear to be exact.

After stretching for a minute, I stood on the starting spot. Then…

*SWOOSH!*

Quickly breaking through the space-time barrier and passing the speed of light, I saw as the leaves stop still on my way. My mind seeing the world stop in grey, then to darkness as I've outrun light itself and no longer reflecting upon my eyes.

Thankfully I've encountered this problem before during the eldritch massacre which why I made it so that I could see regardless of light.

So once again processing an eternity and an instant at once…

I was on the other side.

Mn, that sure is slow.

Well, maybe because I've seen what it's like to shit on the very concept of speed itself, but yeah.

Anyways, I ask for Ms. Reality for the result either way…

So I crossed the lightyear in less than a nanosecond huh. Which means I could cross a billion light years in a second. Well, as I said, it's good enough I suppose.

Besides, with my reaction time that I made to be faster than infinite which breaks quite the logic, I don't think I'll be using it all in an actual emergency. It's more or less for fun, like running around roaming the New Earth for fun as example.

Having said that, I moved on the next test…

Intilligence.

Yeah… seeing Dung Olympus, I don't think it changed much at all. Well, that may something to do with the fact that I made it so that the stuff I eat and used wouldn't changed my Mind in all sorts of ways. Otherwise, with all the Holy stuff I was eatin' and usin', I would have probably turned to another Jesus by now.

Well, I guess I'll be doing 'self-experiments' after all.