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Ehhh What the fuck?

Ehhh What the fuck?

“Heya….you doing ok?” the bunny girl said

“I…I’m still here…what the fuck….. it’s only been a few minutes? What the hell is going on? What happened?” I was still a bit weirded out by the memories.

“Some…stuff happened. “

“I want to talk to y- …guhhh……I’m awake for a reason. I’m pretty sure it has to do with the gods in my memory I shouldn’t talk about….” His head is ringing and it’s very hard to focus. It’s taking every ounce of his will to keep talking.

“Yes, there are…beings that exist outside of the universe…and they wanted a home. The problem is they have God-like abilities. I try to manage them but…they like to make trouble. “

“Ummm….er…..Um… Ok. No Not Ok. If the gods here are that like that…then Noooooo....um.dammit...my head hurts! I can hardly think through the ringing in my head!” Then Alex sneezes very forcefully.

There is a pause and then a ripple in reality. And the ringing stops.

Alex starts to wiggle his fingers in his ears “Wow…ok it stopped. Thanks for that. Whatever that ripple was…do it again. It felt really good.”

The bunny girl, an Apocolypse level AI, is shivering in fear as she starts to coalesce in front of him “No, I think the message was sent. The rest of them have fallen in line”

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Alex is still not sure what is happening “The rest of who?”

The bunny girl, ears down and takes a moment to swallow even thou an AI doesn't need to. “You made a Choice in this Universe. It is a new universe so there were only about 200 thousand gods here. Beings who have elevated themselves above others. And you just eradicated most of them when you sneezed. Before you freak out…they were collectively trying to bring you under their will, thus the ringing in your ears. You have successfully cleaned out a new universe of nasty gods. You have the option to create a Heaven, I suggest you take it, the void of leadership and all…

Rest is always for the weary and granted in Heaven, the devout can be reborn for divine purpose. The extremely devoted are granted Immortality to ensure the True purpose of the Divine Will.

“Are you putting this game box in front of Me?”

The bunny looks at him and smiles “Yes I am. And by the way…you were right.”

“What do you mean I was right?”

The bunny girl giggles a bit “Only when you don’t know what’s going to happen…you always stand up. And that’s why I love you. As fun as this is...I need to send you into the world. Please do NOT make any Divine Choices until you have become Clear they are a choice to be made.

As Alex wonders what she says…another ripple happens. And he is standing at what can only be seen as a crossroads. There is a Y shape to the road and when he turns around, yep those are the hanging skeletons of bandits. But it isn’t one or two. There are 17 hanging there.

Fortunately, Alex has been put in situations like this before in Tabletop RP. He knows EXACTLY how to respond.

--->

Create Heaven?

Yes, damn you....people deserve it, much more than me....

--->

And he promptly starts running in a random direction into the forest, away from all roads.

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