Oh fucking hell! Now I’m in a serious bind, I mean, stuck between a rock and a hard place has really taken a whole new level. Now it’s fuckin’ stuck between a moon and a planet, and I’m gonna be the thing that touches the planet first, meaning I’m gonna die by being crushed by a moon and a goddamn planet!
I don’t even know how I got into this situation, literally I was just eating ramen while reading some stories and then suddenly I find myself here and I’m naked too! SHIT! Being stuck between a rock and a hard place at least gives you a chance of survival but this shit has no chance of survival, if it did, that is some godly intervention I tell ya!
OW FUCKING BITCH HELL SO STUPID HOE...I’m burning now, my flesh is burning off and turning into flesh, I’m losing vision, I’ve gone totally numb, most likely due to my whole nervous system burning off, oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shi--
DEATH #1
Oh hey, so I feel kind of bad for you, but not a whole lot, since I am God and I’ve put people and beings in worse situations but you did nothing, I-I-I that was just an honest mistake, dude, my hand just misclicked and you got teleported between a moon and a planet I was remaking...so as compensation, I shall give you infinite talent, especially in mana manipulation, that’s like BIG BANG level of talent that I’m giving you, while the other talent that I’m giving you is Black Hole level, so it should be more than great for you as you are probably going to be the strongest deity that will exist, but that’s only if you want to continue. So...see ya!
Sincerely, God
What the fuck!? Why do I see a letter? *Reading Letter* Death #1?...infinite talent...mana manipulation...levels...strongest deity... if I want to continue? What the fuck is this shit!? Does this mean that I died because of a mistake!?--wait I have infinite talent, and God said that I’m probably going to be the strongest deity to exist…*Epiphany* OH HELL YEAH BABY!
I’m gonna become the strongest oh yeah~ I’ll get all the ladies~ I’ll give myself a big dick~ I’ll become the god of sex~ I’ll be handsome as hell~ But what do I do now *Looks around* I’m surrounded by darkness...Oh well, there’s mana here right? Right?
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Umm, so there’s a problem that I’ve discovered, how do I sense mana nonetheless manipulate it? Do I just try what those guys in light novels did, like, meditate and try to find a warmth, or does it happen naturally? Uhh--
NOTE: uh ok so I may have forgotten to give you mana and give your surroundings mana, so I’ll just do that right quick.
HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT--
Oh be quiet, you should be grateful that I’m giving you so much stuff, when I say talent in everything, I mean it, you could be fucking talented in breathing, so fucking talented you could hold your breath for eternity, you are talented in living, so talented you will live forever! OK!?
ok…
Done, you happy? You better be.
Yes yes, I am happy, so get going as I’m going to start experimenting.
…
Experiment #1: Can I sense mana? Result: Yes, the way mana is sensed by me is almost instinctively but the way it feels is like fog moving through the area
Experiment #2: Can I do stuff with mana? Result: Yes, if I will it, I can warp the mana around me into creating shapes and turning into solids. So far…*Creates cheese burger and starts eating it* it’th go-ing very well, seems that I’m able to create things very easily.
Now how do I get out of here and where would I go?
I’m back...Oh! It seems that you’ve already figured it out, that does exceed my expectation, so I shall teleport you onto a fantasy world…
Oh really! Hmm, can I change my body?
...as a wolf.
Wait what!? OH DON’T YOU START THIS SHIT, I’M NOT A FURRY SO I WILL NOT BE FUCKING ANY WOLVES!
Woah I didn’t even say anything about you having to stay as a wolf, man I didn’t think you were into beastiality, but I guess since you’ll be a wo--
PLEASE SHUT THE FUUUUUUCK UP! Can’t just please clarify things before I assume stuff, please, what just happened is just because I always assume the worst...so please don’t let me be stuck as a wolf…
Oh fine~ Fantasy world coming right up, first and potentially only stop is quite grey, with being just as cruel as beautiful a fantasy world can be, so hope you can enjoy it~
Okay okay, but can I at least be an elf?
Sure, and since you seem like you’ll be fun to joke with, I’ll make you really attractive…
Oh thank you du--
...to guys.
MOTHERFU--
Oh be quiet, I’m just joking, jeez you can’t even take a joke, damn you’re tastele--are you flipping me off?
*Nodding profusely*
Heh, alright ok, I’ll put so many anime cliches in your life you’ll cringe so hard you’ll invert you body inside out.
Bring it on!
ALRIGHT I WILL!