"Nesia, your up. I've had several ideas I've been wanting to try out." I said, as my ideas sprang up, when I was going through combos and such when I was in my world. "Sni!" Nesia grinned doing a fist pump, as Keldra did a small quiet sigh as she accepted my choice for who starts first, I then brought out my pokégear bringing up it's recording function. She walked up to the field with a smirk, as one of the dummies came onto the field on the other side, resizing and reshaping, to the size and shape of the Shinx then for a lack of a better description digistructed the skin of a Shinx. This caused me and the others in the room to go wide eyed in amazement.
"Okay that's cool!" Psycho announced enthused by this bit of tech.
Yeah, god I love technology, so much cool shit. I said mentally grinning. "Alright Nesi, shall we start off with something simple or shall we go the badass route? I don't care either way." I said with a smile to her, and she nodded. "Plus, if you have any combo ideas, go for'em." I added. She grinned at that last statement. A moment later she vanished with tremendous speed and with a faint green glow trailing from the midway mark, though the fake Shinx tried to dodge, emphasis on tried. It was stopped as Nesia reappeared in front of it as she was doing a front flip slamming her green glowing leafed tail on the Shinx's head, smashing it into the ground making a cracked rubble like small area from the impact. Pretty much one hitting it. I stared bug eyed, then grinned. "Holy shit, that was awesome!" Then a realization just dawned on me. "Wait a fuck..." I mumbled to myself as I checked my p.g. looking up bulbapedia.
"...She shouldn't be able to use agility...and she shouldn't be able to use leaf blade yet...the hell." Vlad questioned, both curious and confused, then a thought came to mind. "Wait a sec, this is a good surprise if we ever battle. Oh my god, I can already see the surprise on some of the poor bastards faces! Hahahaha, oh if this kind of shit is going to come up, Let! It! Come!" Vlad said happily, as I imagined him with an evil grin.
Well loving that so far! I said in agreement as I looked back up on the field, as Nesia looked at me with a grin. "Unexpected. But awesome either way!" I said with a smile, very happy of this happening. "Alright, let's see two on one. You alright with that?" I asked still smiling.
"Snivy!" She said, doing a "Bring it!" pose.
"Okay then!" I said typing in the same type but now with two as Nesia went back to where she started. "Right, ready?" I said, and she said her resounding yes.
As I pressed the button two more shinx popped back in, though, now a few levels higher. Nesia casted out a energy ball at the Shinx on the left nearly KOing it, then flung another one right after fainting the Shinx. Ohhohohhooo goodie! She knows that move, good, and she can rapid fire it, it seems. "Though how fast is my question, you know that one attack i'm thinking about." Vlad said reminding me. Oh yeah, I need to come up with a name for that...though.
Now for one of my ideas. I thought. "Alright Nesia, let's try that energy ball again, but this time try smacking it with your tail, like you would a ball." I asked, she looked confused for a moment, then figured what I was thinking about and smiled and nodded as she dodged a spark from the other Shinx. Nesia formed an energy ball, and lifted it up in the air, then jumped up after it and then flipped in the air to gain momentum, afterwards smacked the energy ball towards the Shinx on the right. The energy ball hurling much faster then it would normally, and with me going into a scientific stand point, of object moving faster causing more kinetic damage, and with the potential amount of power in that ball of energy. I'm just going to say, more damage then normal as the ball smashed into the Shinx flinging it right into the wall from the force alone being propelled more from the explosion. Leaving a nice Shinx shaped crater in the wall.
This made me just grin with manic mirth of my idea going better then I hoped. "Yes! Hahah! Ya did fantastic lass!" I said happily, making Nesia actually blush with a smile from my praise.
This is going to be a very productive morning! I thought, almost unable to suppress the amount of ideas coming up, which is amazing on its own since I've never been good in idea making. Though, my mind excels in imagining blood, gore, fighting and other things of that category with frightful detail. Then, it can imagine other things...I'll leave of what is said to the imagination. Though some of you may figure it out. (Let me know if you did > : ) )
I then saw Nesia grin for a moment before disappearing with her agility move and thankfully for my fps sharpened vision to movement, I saw a shimmer of sorts began to circle the Shinx on the left, then glowing seeds began to relentlessly bombard the Shinx from all sides.
Clever....very clever. I thought very enthused.
"Something tells me that she's by no means a normal Snivy." Vlad noted as we watched Nesia finish off the other Shinx.
"Ooohohohooo, by no means at all." I said quietly. Oh my god I'm loving this! "Up for more?" I called out.
Nesia grinned at me enjoying this a lot. Let's increase a little. I thought as I added a another to the little group, and adding a few more levels. Then I noticed the difficulty settings... Easy, medium, hard, insane and unreal modes. Jesus...alrighty then. I thought before my thoughts got yanked from me from Nesia calling out to me.
"Who-fucked-what?" I said quick enough for most people to have difficulty hearing as that comment became my usual response.
"Snivy sni, vy sni!" Nesia spoke with a smile, asking me if I could play some of my music.
I looked blank for a short moment before blinking a few times then raising both my brows, I scrambled for my pokégear, finding it a few moments later. I wonder. I thought then looked at modes, a setting I saw two days a go as I was looking for the earbuds.
Speaker mode, was one of the modes I saw. I then read the instructions. Make sure you have a four to six foot wide space before activating this mode. Was what it read then showing a little animation showing the device transforming. The fuck? I thought with a questioning look watching the little animation. I did a quick look around myself noting the space around me. Alright shits and giggles time. I thought after going to a better spot as Keldra and Elora watched me. Alright this spot' ll do. I thought.
"This is going to be interesting!" Psycho said somewhat gleeful, then I pressed the button. Then a moment later, the device began to violently shake in my hand actually making the Transformers gen one transforming sound. Making me do a 'what the fuck!?' face as it started to morph I lightly tossed it forward while taking several steps back, with a bug eyed expression watching the little sceptical, as did my pokémon watching curious. The device rapidly changed size and shape to a pair of black two layer speakers with subwoofers standing nearly as high as me being five inches shy of my 5' 8" stature.
I noticed emblems on them as well on the speaker on the right, puzzling me greatly, a xbox 360 controller with the teeth of the Punisher insignia over the controller. Then the left one had a Haloverse gen two spartan doing a walking like pose while resting the saw(a very fast shooting and accurate LMG) over his right shoulder with the Punisher insignia on his chestplate. I looked at these speakers with wide eyes with a growing grin. "This, is all sorts of badassness." I said looking at the speakers.
"How did you do that!?" Elora asked amazed. I looked at her with my grin. "I don't know but I'm loving this pokégear!" I said with excitement, I then turned back to the speakers, then noticed a little wi-fi sticker on the left speaker.
"Sweet! It does bluetooth!" Psyco said excited as well. Then a realization dawned on me.
"Fuck. ...Wait..." I said as I looked over it then I saw the panel on the back that faced me before hand. I opened said panel curious, I was presented to two inches and a half tall, by six inches wide screen, showing the settings and modes with music selection. This'll take a minute. I then saw a record button on it as well. Fuck it might as well, not going to get much of an opportunity like this. I thought as I hit the button. Then a six inch by six inch display opened up showing it recording the field, resuming the recording feed. Sweeeeet.
"Snivy sni?"
I peeked my head over the speakers. "Everythings fine, just figuring this out a bit." I stated, then went back to what I was doing, I saw a familiar button set up, with a set being for selecting, then a set for any device that dealt with music, selecting, skipping, you know the like. I selected the music option, then selected random. Then oddly enough, a remote of sorts popped out, I reached and grabbed it, noticing being a remote for those newer somewhat higher end car stereos. "Holy hell that just made things easier." I noted, then a moment later the song Russian roulette by Cross Control played.
I stood up to watch while bobbing my head with a grin then quickly engaged the next round, then I saw Nesia grinning as well, tensed up as the miniscule lyrics began to end and launched forwards with her agility blurring to the Shinx in the middle, then did a leaf blade uppercut embedding it in the ceiling, then in mid air shot her vines latching onto the one on the left and sped to it as it tried to get free but it's efforts were stopped with a leaf tornado slamming into it, KOing it in the process. I watched with widened amazed eyes, as she lept up into the air again and smacking the last Shinx with three energy balls in quick succession with the way I had her do so earlier, launching said Shinx into another wall like the last one. Nesia landed and stood there admiring her handiwork, then turned to see me with widened eyes of amazement, I then raised both arms in the air both fists closed in a triumpant'esq pose of sorts. Then the one that was lodged in the ceiling fell, landing onto the floor ever ungracefully with a deep thud.
"Woo-Hahaha! I. Am. Loving this!" I announced In a joyous tone. "Nesia, for a Snivy! That was all sorts of badassery!" I said in praise. My god I can't wait to see what the other two can do!
"I hope they put up a badass show like Nesia did!" Psycho said very excited.
"Want to go for a few more rounds?" I asked her. She grinned and replied with a yes, happy to continue to show what she can do. Then the song //._ _ _ _ Angel Vivaldi played.
"Alrighty then, let's battle something different shall we?" I said then switching the Shinx's with one being a Poochyena, another one being a Spearow and the last one a Farfetch'd. All leveled sixteen. Nesia closed her eyes, letting the music kind of take her away for a few moments before snapping them opened and agilitiy'd up to the Poochyena, a light green glowing trail following. With a quick shine just before she came up to the bite pokemon before it could react, and smashed the broad side of her leafed tail on it's head as her tail had a metal sheen to it with the leafed tip glowing. The Poochyena's head was promptly imbedded into the ground with an almost sickening thud.
Holy shit, she can do five moves! So we're not going on game logic then. Sweet! I thought excited as I watched. "That Poochyena looked rather surprised, hehehehe!" Psycho said with a giggle. "God this is fantastic. The bullshit that's going to be seen is just going to be absolutely awesome!" Psycho noted entertained.
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Oh indeed my pervertedly psychotic friend.
And a thought came to mind...if this is going the way it is...won't other pokemon of other trainers free roam this shit too? I thought somewhat worried
"If they can...then major oh shit." Psycho said.
The Spearow flew up to Nesia bent on clawing her with a fury swipes. But, Nesia had a different idea to that. Nesia grinned a little as it came up to her, as it got a little closer she wrapped a vine around it's legs then moving forward a ways with agility while still gripping the poor Spearow. She pulled it downwards continuing the momentum and ended it a split second later bringing the bird down hard.
Jesus, she's actually kind of scary when you think about it. I thought after Nesia basically did a hulk slam with the Spearow.
"I have a feeling that's going to be an understatement later on."
I don't even doubt it. But she's pretty battle smart. I noted from her ruthlessly effective use of her moves.
"Very true..." Vlad commented as she got ready to fight.
And I've came up with combo names for the combos she's been doing. That first attack I'm going to call leaf hammer. Since you know, she pretty much did as such.
"Yeah, makes sense."
Then after that the three hit KO.
"We'll work on that one." Vlad said not much for the name.
Yeah...need to come up with something better......uhh...oh! The triple tap!
"Better...though still not that great. But better." Vlad added.
Hey it's better then nothing. I thought back.
"True."
Then the Iron leaf hammer, then if she does it like a leaf blade, the Iron leaf slice.
"Those sound good." Psycho said kind of liking the names.
"Eh, they'll do for now." Vlad said agreeing.
I turned down the music by a few notches so she could hear me properly. "Alright Nesia, let's let one of the other two have a turn." I said.
"Snivy." Nesia replied agreeing to let one of the other two go a few rounds.
"Alrighty-" I began then looked at Elora and Keldra. "Which one want's to go this time?" I asked getting their attention, they looked at each other to seemingly convers silently with each other, for a few moments, which Keldra held an arm out to my general direction. I raised a brow in curiosity. It was a few moments before Elora gave a sort of a shrug and jumped off the table her and Keldra used as their platform to watch.
Elora and Nesia pasted each other without saying a word besides a quick smile to each other, then Nesia went to the watch platform using her vines to help her onto it.
"Alright then, Elora. Want bass or rock?" I asked.
She did what sounds like a yipping kind of from the Zoroark pokemon movie, while oddly I'm still able to understand. Odd... "Alright, Three days grace? All that remains? Killswitch engage? Godsmack?" I asked since she's more of the rocker of the group of the four of us. She surprised me a little by asking for the song Venutian spring by Angel Vivaldi.
I popped the song on the speakers. She did as Neisa did for a few moments as I got in three charmanders. When the rift began she disappeared and appeared behind the charmander in the middle and clawed at it's back as the other two were wondering what was going on, she disappeared again and was in front of the one she struck and feinted a attempt to claw at it's leg but head butting it's chin, launching it a couple feet backwards and landing on it's back. She then rapid fired three shadow balls onto it KOing it, then disappeared again with pursuit, attacking the one on the left launching a shadow ball when she was behind it and clawed it then went to the front feinting a claw to it's belly but when for clawing at the face. Then she lept a ways away as it fell, she looked at the last one with a evil grin.
Oh my god seeing this kind of shit personally is fucking awesome I thought in a gleeful note, as Elora went after the last charmander with it running away comically. I began to silently chuckle at the sight. "Ruuuun bitch! Ruuuuun!" Psycho said as I chuckled quietly as the Charmander ran like hell.
The Charmander then spun around unleashing a flamethrower attack. It would of hit if Elora didn't use another pursuit attack practically teleporting from being in front of it about to be hit by the plume of flames to the back smashing on it's back with two shadow balls at once. From the hit, it was flung forwards as she jumped after it, readying another shadow ball. Then something I didn't expect to happen. Instead of launching the ball of shadows it formed to her paw protruding four six inch claws, making it look like the move shadow claw. "Points for creativity." Vlad said as Elora slashed the poor charmander as she landed on top of it and lept off going back to her starting position.
Indeed. I thought back to the logical voice. Elora looked at me seeing a large smile on my face. "Awesome job." I complemented causing Elora to smile wide. "Now there's a little idea I want to try." I said, Elora gave me a quizzical look as I imputed another Charmander. "I want you to try to shoot as many shadow balls as fast as you can. Can you do that?" I asked as I looked at her.
"Sure!" She replied cheerfully.
I keyed in another Charmander to pop up.
"Alighty diety, send out a volley of shadow balls!" I announced getting actually rather excited from this. After my sentence Elora let loose a flurry of shadow balls into the charmander with my eyes widening and with a wide grin. Though in short the Charmander didn't even last two seconds as it was flung into the wall by the shear amount that bashed into it.
Elora then looked at me with a smile. "How was that master Will?" She asked.
Ohhhoho! Three per second, nice. "Bad-ass." I said with a grin. And that is what I was hoping to happen, thus is going to be called Shadow Machine Gun...heheh, smg. Wow. I thought with a chuckle mentally shaking my head. "Alright Elora, we're going to call that mass attack of shadow balls Shadow Machine Gun, or smg for short." I said, my mind depicting battle scenarios with the attack. Oh so much yes...and even more if she can do it faster. I thought in a note of glee.
"Okay, sounds menacing!" Elora said liking the name of the new attack.
Elora then made a sort of 'oh I forgot!' Look as she stood. "Master Will? Can you conjure one more of the Charmanders? I have an attack I forgot to show you." Elora said showing a playful grin. "Alrighty." I said as I contemplated what attack she was going to show me, I 'conjured' up another Charmander as asked. Then waited ever so curious. Just then the song Narcissistic cannibal by Korn began to play. Elora grinned menacingly at the Charmander.
When the lyrics hit, she turned black as a shadow, then shot forwards to the Charmander as a pool of shadows then splitting off into two pools of darkness, one going to the front of the poor dummy pokemon and one zipping to the back of it, when the pools of shadows got close enough. Elora and for a lack of better words a shadow clone both launched up doing a kind of clawed uppercut, doing an impressive amount of damage. Then to more of my surprise both Elora and the shadow clone conjured a shadow ball then both leaped to the Charmander. Both smashing the shadow balls in the face and back of the head of the poor Charmander, KOing it with a bone cracking like sound. Both Elora and her shadow clone lept a ways away form the Charmander. It stood there with a glazed look in it's eyes, it took a few moments before it lightly teetered back and forth a few times before it unceremoniously fell forward 'kissing' the ground.
"Holy shit. That's some Naruto shadow clone jutsu shit right there. ...I'm kind of scared of what they'll be like when evolved..." Psycho admitted from watching the display, as I looked with a surprised look.
My thoughts exactly. I thought back.
"And the scariest part...that was a from of shadow sneak, a move she shouldn't be able to even know to use. William...I am positive you have stumbled upon the rarest, of rare pokemon, most likely not even scientists of this world knows of. Shit, is going to hit the fan later on. And in a interesting way." Vlad warned as Elora looked back at me with a delighted smile.
Thanks for the encouraging thought Vlad... I thought sarcastically. Not sure if this is my anxiety and paranoia kicking in, but I'm starting to get scared of them a little bit. I thought as my internal shaking began to go off. (It's literally how I described it, literal shaking on the inside of the body which concentrates in my chest. It's not pleasant.)
Though with the internal shaking of my anxiety, battle scenarios began to make themselves known in my mind with the shadow sneak attack. Also kill scenarios with the same move intermingled with the battle scenarios.
Psycho's giggles echoed in my mind seeing the mental blood sporting of evisceration and beheading and limb slicing. "Oh hell yeah I'm loving this kind of shit. Hahahha! Slice goes the neck and thumping of the ground with the fallen head. Decapitation, always a classic!" Psycho said, quite enthused of the bloodied scenes, and rather enjoying the sight of the headless body spurting blood like a slow stuttering fountain.
"And limb lobbing, a classic as well. Always good to 'disarm' an opponent heheheh." Vlad said darkly seeing the images of people getting into fighting us, there arms being chopped off, men going legless in so many ways. Psycho began to sadistically giggle relentlessly, ever entertained by the thoughts of killing and dismembering with the ever wonderful splash of gore.
"What do you think?" Elora asked cheerfully. Ripping me from the gored thoughts.
Okay, talk of that later you two. I ordered the two voices. I had raised brows still on the sight before, then gave a casual thumbs up with a friendly smirk.
"Oh you're no bloody fun..." Psycho said then giggled at his little pun as he started making killing scenarios with Elora and Nesia going about many ways of killing both people and pokemon.
Silence. I thought to Psycho starting to get irritated and mentally sliding the images away, somewhat effectively stopping them.
None of that, not until someone tries taking them......son of a bitch, that's going to happen at some point. I thought now thinking about it. Plus, we don't want the two pokemon that can use telepathy hear those thoughts, and especially Keldra when she evolves...I don't want the poor thing to be terrified by me.
"Alright, Elora. Keldra's turn." I announced, which Keldra perked up and got off the table. Elora trotted back over to us moments later getting back up on the table as I paused the music.
"Watch it be the three dipshits of team rocket." Psycho said with a note of humour.
"Sadly only the Meowth is the only semi intelligent one out of the three." Vlad said, always disappointed by the fact. "And they might try the disguise thing on us too. Oh I can just picture the surprise on their faces from our knowledge of them."
Pretty boy rich kid that joined team rocket with a sad hobby of collecting bottle caps, a poor girl that joined team rocket. And a Meowth that learned to talk from a bloody ballet school of all things. Still surprised I remember those episodes.
"At least if pretty boy goes into the fallout universe, he'd won't have to worry about money for a good while." Psycho said humorously, taking note of the money system of the fallout realm with a somewhat sadistic chuckle.
True very true. I agreed.
After Keldra came to her spot, I asked the same question of the other to pertaining music choice.
"Ral ralts, ralts." She said requesting a dubstep song, which surprised me a little bit.
"Alright then, any specific song to start off with?" I asked with a raised brow. Keldra thought for a moment before voicing her choice.
"Bevild's Wanna, alrighty then." I replied and quickly starting the song and brought up a new pokemon, several Beedrill.
Keldra started off like the others, lightly bobbing her head then a surprise came to all of us except Keldra as blue balls of flame began to form in dozens around her, causing the room to darken with the blue light of the flames. Will o' wisp, interesting. I thought in delightful surprise, then I swore Keldra was started lip syncing the short lyrics of the song, then the Beedrill made their aggressive advance to her, when they got about five yards from her, she let loose the spectral fireballs and pelted the three Beedrill relentlessly with the ghostly flames. The Beedrills did not stand a chance from the attack whatsoever.
Holy hell. I thought in surprise.
"Yeah. Scare comment from earlier is in order." Psycho said.
Alright let's try a Scyther then... I thought as I keyed in the pokemon. Said pokemon then came into existence as it came to Keldra it's blade arms at the ready. Keldra smacked it with a psyshock and teleported to the side and attacked with a magical leaf, kicking the Scythers ass in spectacular fashion. The Scyther got back up then went after her again, it tried to cut her, but as the bladed arm came into reach. It was held inplace by an invisible force, I expected the sight of seeing a blue out line, but it was a sliver color to my surprise.
Normality is for naught. I commented as Keldra had the Scyther flip onto it's back from it's scythe arm being twisted, then flung it away, bashing it with magical leaf shortly after.
"Fuck normality!" Psycho yelled with mirth with a laugh of glee of the awesomeness that is these pokemon.
These three pokemon are smart and scary. I thought at the ruthlessly effective display.