This will be an entree of my experiences inside the objects I can call home. It doesn’t seem like much but here it is.

* Bookbag: Well, today I found that I could make my backpack way bigger than it actually is. And when I mean big, I mean that I can fit in it. My experience can be described in a simple numerical sequence. (1) Damn, where did my calculator go? Then (2) I need to reach deeper and now (3) I’m falling into the abyss. I didn’t know what to expect but I was lucky it was a soft landing.

* My Opinion: Man, what a dump. Why hasn't anyone cleaned this place? Also, The walls are closing in on me. 

* Description: The inside seems to be grey and is lined with smooth white lines and dots. It has the consistency of my grandmother’s quilt (No offense) and has the texture of a worn-out dollar bill. Papers are scattered everywhere but somehow, I feel I can’t complain when looking at my own room.

* Basic Feel: Ramshackled but homely. Soft lighting, kind of like a home office w/ a lot of file cabinets

* Rating: 3 out of 10. Would not recommend it as a house to buy.

* Additional Thoughts: This makes my backpack a bag of holding except it’s used to store homework. Seems kinda lame.

* USB Drive: Woah, this just didn’t happen in 5th period. And I was being so diligent too.*  Turns out, what happened with my backpack can happen to other objects as well. My power, (I’m calling it my snail power) can affect other objects and change them into a lively, living space. Maybe I could find exemptions to my power or invite others into my self-proclaimed safe spaces in the near future. *Up for debate.

* My Opinion: Gee, I hope this doesn’t take away my storage space. I mean like surely my worth can’t be measured in a measly 5 gigabytes.

* Description: It’s exactly the way I would imagine cyberspace to be like but it's so cramped in here that you float 15ft until face planting into a wall. (Seems big enough until you realize it really isn’t.) The background doesn’t seem to be set in place and instead presents itself based on what I’ve downloaded. I can float around as if I weighed nothing and move through the air.

* Basic Feel: Sci-Fi unless it's just me. Perfect as a gallery or to play videos on.

* Rating: 7 out of 10. Space is cool.

* Additional Thoughts: Neat! Rich people have movie theaters but I have a portable one.

* Fan: I tapped my fan back at home wondering if my power would activate until I realized that a fan doesn’t have an entrance or an opening of some kind. Apparently, it didn’t matter because my fan sucked me up while I was sleeping. (Don’t ask me how, I was asleep) My newfound knowledge tells me that I should dust my room once in a while. Maybe after this, I could test how forces outside the object will affect the object inside.

* My Opinion: *sneeze*

* Description: It has an epic glass view that interestingly doesn’t appear on the outside even though you can get a clear look at what’s happening outside the fan. The area around the house had a view of a lush green grassy field with windmills lining the field. 

* Basic Feel: Sky zone-y? Spacious with great air circulation once cleaned up. Porch-like.

* Rating: 6 out of 10 when it was dusty. 8/10 currently.

* Additional Thoughts: The dust bowl of 1930 was a tragic event.

* Fish Aquarium: Today, I visited the pet store.  I had to go to the pet store so I hope my pet fish Bob won’t mind the extra company. I took a plunge into the aquarium and I decided to put 3 fish into the aquarium to see if the aquarium would change accordingly. Maybe the fish will be really big or will become sharks. The fish became big, so it does seem like events on the outside impact events on the inside.

* My Opinion: Why do I do these things?  -I would admit, it is very nice. The type of summer vacation home for those who rich enough to do only the most exotic things *narrative coughing* but… yeah. Description: It was wonderful, spectacular, and amazing. That’s what I would say if I didn’t almost drown. The small water observatory had 2 bathrooms, two bedrooms, a small kitchen and living room. Port holes in each of the rooms and the house is watertight. Tons of aquatic life scattered around the aquarium plus four giant goldfish. (Hi, Bob)

* * Basic Feel: Colorful, blue, and wet. Sweet vacation home except it sucks that you have to prep. Seems to be like a scientific observatory made into a hotel. Reflecting on my experiences, the house is quite nice but cramped so it wouldn’t. 

* Rating: 3 out of 10 as a house. Would visit again though. 7/10 as a place to visit.

* Additional Thoughts: Bring scuba gear next time.

* Rock: I mean, why not? Seemed like a good idea at the time.

* My Opinion: Didn’t work, I would be stupid to give it a score. Only stupid people get angry at inanimate objects.

* Description: It was rough, grey, and hard. It was a rock, what did you expect? Also, did I already mention that it didn’t work.

* Basic Feel: Rock… 

* Rating: 1 out of 10, also rock was ugly. Would not recommend experience.

* Additional Thoughts: Would give this a 0 if I could.

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Thoughts about life currently #1

It's weird that I am writing about my life currently because I never do that. I guess I got into the habit with all the items I have been jumping into. Today, my teacher asked me what I wanted to do for a living. I couldn’t come up with an answer. I don’t think I am skilled at anything because I don’t think I have any particular hobbies. I’ll put the question on hold for now because I think I am going to show my family and friends what I can do.

* Clock: A grandfather clock to be exact. An old but fancy looking one at that. I visited my grandfather for the week and I saw this old piece of junk. I’ve heard quite a few stories about my grandpa from my grandma. Apparently he was quite the gentleman, dressed nice, could brew mean coffee, excels at playing poker and that he was quite the bachelor back in the day. Only thing is, that he wasn’t very personable. The reason I mention this is because I think it has an importance on what the clock looked like from the inside.

* My Opinion: 

* Description: Clocks line the wall with very nice hardwood. Quite a fancy place with leather stools, an existing bar for only the most refined gentlemen and ladies.

* Basic Feel: A cafe? A bar? A store? Yeah, I can’t get a reading off of this place. But it has a very fancy atmosphere. My expansive sensors (my nose) seems to detect small amounts of dust, of aged dark wood that smells quite nice, and the smell of various drinks.. 

* Rating:7 out of 10. Sure Cafe La Blanc in very small text.

* Additional Thoughts: Hah gee, look at the time. Do you know what time it is? Because I obviously don’t. -A quote from a deranged, maladjusted individual. -Why did the man throw the clock out the window? --He wanted to see time fly.

* Lamp: Choosing a lamp was just delightful. I could imagine all the moths in the world foaming at the mouth at the chance to experience such a heavenly sight. So, of course I decided to bring one as test{This passage will be worked on later}

* My Opinion: Oh, how my eyes burn ever so slightly. I can imagine cartoonish screams of “It's the end of the world, aieee!!” and the cliche voice of “Patricia, let us embrace each other one last time before the sun consumes us all.” accompanied with “Yes Perry, one last time.” Yeah, I can imagine this plus extra because I feel like I’ve experienced similar feelings as one could call it.

* Description: A bright bulb in the center of the room. Like a mini sun. A decent house but with terrible perks.

* Basic Feel: Bright and warm. I’d need to install blinds to reduce light and install external light sources when turning the lamp off. After all it's your poison, either live in blinding light or in pitch-black darkness.

* Rating: 3/10. Tempted to give it a lower rating

* Additional Thoughts: Moths love me.

* Painting: Not just any painting but the Mona Lisa. Except it was a failed attempt from the start because all the paintings are protected by glass. It was an art museum so I don’t know what I expected. I blame Disney’s Animal Kingdom Theme Park for spoiling me since they will gladly let you touch all aquatic life. Also, I should probably not use my power in public. I don’t even like art but I thought I would make an exception for the first time in my life. The lesson is, just ask your art teacher for a replica of a painting that they made in their free time. Apparently the original painter was a guy named Vincent and he made a painting called “Starry Night.”  

* My Opinion: “What do you do with a drunken sailor…”(the last words of a brave, most smart, intelligent, good looking adventurer emptying their gut onto the hard, stone floor.)

* Description: It seems to be a monastery where the rooms stretch when they really shouldn’t. I would recommend all visitors to look out the windows as the world seems to spin in a swirling vortex of destruction. 

* Basic Feel: A monastery… 

* Rating:4 out of 10, would be nice as a place to visit but it makes you nauseous the longer you stay. 5/10 as a place to visit

* Additional Thoughts: An individual who can barf in 15 consecutive languages or so is not impressive. All it means is that they are drunk.

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* Description: Like a spectacular clay temple.

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* Lava lamp: An immediate improvement over the lamp. As I write this though, the heat is really starting to bug me.

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