" 'Gasps!' Where am I? What is this place?" What surrounded me was a...facility or to be precise an abandoned one.It had posters of brains,human anatomy,and other things which are too wrecked to be recognised.

Of course,I did what I could as I gently raise my body and tilt my head to the left to see what was beyond the door as I realllyyy hoped this wasnt a horror world. With a few groans I stood up and saw....an extraordinary sight.

"What the...?!This isn't what I signed up for!" Right,what I saw was countless skyscrapers or futuristic buildings which stood tall but were damaged badly. But the real shock was the big,glowing,orb like thing above them all.

Of course,I was lazy but still how am i going to protect my peaceful days if i cant even protect myself.So, I did what was natural I walked towards the shining orb and.....ate it.

What?You thought I was going to just leave it there? NO! But the pain I felt after devouring it could only be described as hellish. Ahh! It hurts! It hurts! I felt as if I was stabbed by countless of swords and in different environments to the extreme.

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At first I felt as if I was in an ice cold environment,then a blazing hot lava, later numerous lightnings of various shapes and sizes striking me over nad over,and other elements!

I felt like I had swam into an endless abyss of pain and suffering and felt my mind slippering away from me ever so slighlty. But I didn't give up,no I couldn't give up for my bed still awaits!

I grabbed onto whatever piece of consiouness I have left and endured the pain.Time flowed by quickly...1 hoour...2 hour...3..4...... The pain finally ended and I felt myself enveloped in a warm light healing my internal wounds very quickly.

Never will I eat suspicious things ever again! But my mind and soul told me to eat it as if it was instintual,,,I wonder why? Well,Whatever I don't care.That's that! Soon,as i expected notifications popped up in my vision.

 Congratulations! You have ascended to a universal god! Please check your status to allocate points!

Eh?! Thats it? Granted,the pain was wayy too hellish but to be a universal god means that right? The ability to hold the authority of a universe right? Uhh....That was anticlimatic..and too quick of a powerup..

Wait what the hell was that orb?To directly ascend me to a universal God! How long has it been there collecting energy? I think I just broke common sense.. Whatever, my motto is 'Go with the flow'.

I'm a little bit too sleepy right now..Hmm,let me take a quick nap..Just for a while,It wouldn't hurt right?Besides I am a universal god so nothing should hurt me for now...and I will allocate my points later...Well then, goodnight!