If it's all just a dream, then I don't ever wanna wake up, I could lay here with her and watch the world turn, never say a word..

Or at least that's what I thought at first, but she's actually into yaoi, It was all fine until some minutes passed and she ran out of ideas, revealing her true self, all she would tell me is how much she wants to see some action between me and her friend, Fabio. It all started like this.

"OH MY GOD!!?"

"Don't be so loud, we don't want to make a scene." - I said in a seductive way, almost too soft.

"...uh-huh"

"So do you know why I'm here to meet with you ?"

"Uhmm, Y-your manager told me t-that I've won a date w-with you."

Oh well she did stutter quite a lot, but in her defense, I look gorgeous. Only if she wasn't looking just as good, i would've been able to look at her without hearing my heart pounding like a drum

"That's right ! Hopefully both of us will enjoy their time."

"Y-yeah!!"

And after that she just started looking down to her hands then up to me again, then down to her legs, She was probably just shy, this went on for like 10 minutes until something happened, a barista came to us and asked us "Are you ready to order?" while trying to look at my face that was hidden beneath my hood.

"Sure, I'd like an expresso, what about you ?" - said the handsome boy.

"Latte."

The blonde girl was looking so cold when talking to the barista, it was like she wasn't even speaking with a human, more like a worm.

"An expresso and a latte, got it."

And so the barista left with a smile hidden between her pink teensy lips and a message to tell to her friends about meeting a certain boy at the cafe she is working at.

"So how was you best date you've ever been on, like how can I make this date better, that's what I wonder."

"Honestly, my last dates were so sh*t that this is gonna be the best one for sure."

Oh she finally started talking like a normal person, nice.

"Hehe, it will surely happen, don't worry, so what do you like to do in your free time ?"

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"Eeh, I'm really good with computers and I'm a writer."

"Ooh ? Can I read one of your stories ?"

"Uhh, I don't think you'll like any of them, they are for another kind of people."

"Oh come on, I'm sure they'll get me entertained, let me have a try."

"No, no, trust me, you wouldn't want to read something like that."

"Okay, fine , you win for now, then what about computers ? do you play games or something like that ?"

'I could've just said that I know she is a hacker, but is it wrong to make her say it ? hehe.'

"Umm, I use computers along with my tehnical knowledge to overcome problems."

"What ? what is that supposed to mean ?"

'Whoa, she tried really hard to hide that one fact.'

"I just use computers to play dress-up games."

"Wha..."

"..."

'I give up.'

"Phew, that was a good expresso, I truly love this cafe."

"Yes, it's really nice."

"It may be, but I can show you better places, wanna go for a ride ?"

"Sure~!"

'Gosh she's like a kid, if I'd tell her to jump off a bridge, she'd probably do it, I wonder if she's like this with everybody of it it's just me.'

"Okay, let me call my manager."

"Hey, Kord ?"

"Already dude ? Damn, it only took you half an hour."

"Yeah, we'd like to go to my yacht."

'Damn I always wanted to say this.'

"Hehe, in your dreams dude."

"You're gonna get us in 2 minutes ? Okay."

"Make it 3."

Said Kord while closing the call seconds after.

"A yacht huh?" - she said with a little too much satisfaction.

"Hehe, you'll have the best time of your life, I promise."

"I can't wait."

Minutes after, a guy with a hoodie and a gorgeous blonde could be seen entering a black car.

"Heh, well played man. Guys! tie her up."

"Excus- Wh-MMHHMMHM ?!"

"Whoa Kord, when did you got those men, and why are they so hyped ?

"After I told my boys that we'll get our revenge on that dirty hacker, they almost cried of joy."

"Hmm? What did she do ?"

"Ehh, nothing important m'ate, she just ruined 50.000 $ worth of our hardware.

"You guys rich or something ?"

"MMMHMMMHMHHHM"

"Shut up Sl*t" - said Kord like he was giving orders to a dog.

"You're quite harsh mate."

"Don't worry about that, more importantly, here's your reward." - said Kord while making a quick gesture.

"Whaa- why are they hand-cuffing me ?"

"Don't raise your tone or I'll make sure you can't talk either, wasn't it obvious from the start, mate ?

"Oh come, I only followed your orders."

"And I want you to continue doing so, forever."

"..."

The black car drove to a big residence somewhere where nobody else would even dare to approach.

Kord left the car and ordered the men to throw the Couple into the Guest room.

Minutes passed.

"So have you ever thought about doing yaoi ?" - said the gourgeous blonde.

"Yeah sure, anytime."

"I'm serious, you would be amazing, one of my friends, Fabio, would be the perfect match for you."

"Nah, I'm fine."

"Okay~"

"Why are you so cheerful ?"

"I'm locked with a hot guy with a thicc posterior, how could I feel otherwise.

"..."

Oops, I almost face-palmed.

"I know you're a hacker."

"Really ? I'm glad you are interested in me."

"So really now, what have you done to those guys ?"

"They just annoyed me so I destroyed all of their electronics via hacking."

"That's... cool."

'Who would've thought that Kord was actually a bad guy and that he will lock me up like I'm some kind of alien.'

And that's how our sweet black haired boy got to the guest room all alone with a girl.

While back in a certain house, the mother of a blonde girl is calling her daughter like crazy.