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Prologue

I suppose being a demon king wasn\'t all that bad. It was fun at some times when I could rest and sleep in a soft bed, but, then again, I did that rarely. Instead, I was loaded with paperwork. Tons, and tons of paperwork. I don\'t even know where the stereotype of the demon king just sitting on his throne came from. All I did was paperwork for EVERYTHING. By that, I mean every. Single. Thing.

I heard that the other kings had it easier. Which kind of infuriates me, considering the fact that the main reason why I had to do so much paperwork was because of the wars that THEY were starting against each other. So while I was buried under thousands of papers, they were fighting it out on the battlefield.

Suffice to say, it was satisfying to beat them up. But it wasn\'t when I had to do more paperwork as a consequence of getting involved in war.

Now that I think about it, I take it all back. Being a demon king was horrible. It was the worst thing ever. At least now, I\'m no longer a demon king. I\'m a dead demon king, who was the first (king) to ever live out a demon\'s enter lifespan and die of old age. To be honest, I still don\'t see why my predecessors, or even the other kings were so obsessed with war. It\'s ridiculous, to say the least.

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But it\'s all done, and I can finally rest.

Wait a minute; light? Why is there light in the afterlife, or whatever this black abyss I\'m in is? What the-?

There\'s a gigantic human female holding me. Or am I just tiny? What\'s going on?

I\'m trying to cry out, but all I hear is a baby\'s wailing- oh.

Ohhhh. Um.

Cool.

Reincarnation as a human. Who doesn\'t have to deal with paperwork or responsibility.

This is nice, I guess. Actually, this is really nice. Very nice. This is great! Awesome. You know what? I\'ve decided! I was loaded with papers as a demon king; now, I\'m going to have some long overdue fun!