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Ninjettriss
I'll nuke the coffee...

I'll nuke the coffee...

Drifting in space in massive superstructure orbiting the moon of teet teet sits an old man on the phone making business calls like a businessman with his business tie talking about his business on his business phone."eye, I don't got a lot of time here I need the corporation on time with these shipments and taxes and sorts" he rambles on about his business stuff and then yells at his secretary "this coffee is cold wtf moron" shes all like "sorry I'll nuke it in the microwave" den he's all like "wtf is wrong with you are you some kind of savage get me new cu.." explosions!" weeewooooweeeewooooooweeeewoooo!" the alarm rings the ground shakes screams of terror the smell of burned melted flesh lingers in the air. Some panicking dude runs to the door and yells at the two, "Get the hell out of here wah what are you doing? Get the fuck out of here where getting bombed, you stupid idiot, fuck we're all dead. Get the fu.. interrupted by his head exploding from a blue electrical vortex blast. The attacker walks into the room the business man tell the attacker what he thinks of him "its a genewizard! get out of here you stupid mongral idiotic stupidiotic mongaloid ass.." the genewizard with his biological enhancements shoots a frequency blast that makes his eyes and ears explode blood and brain mass out Killing the businessman. The gene wizard with its biological enhancements, its dragon wings, and its four double knee legs like a giant spider leg man with six long, massive, ripped, shredded, bulked arms, each in a different mudra(magical hand position) wielding different elemental forces like electricity, fire, darkness, and lightness and such. There are four faces around his head, each with a different expression, from fierceness to love, sadness to joy. With dark red shiny skin, the gene wizard, with no mercy, begins charging his fire mudra to disintegrate the young secretary, the young women, begging for her helpless life. though it takes a while what has happened he's just sitting there with his hand pointed  towards the victim it can't be! no it can be! his head slowly falls off after his body collapses... badass music plays deerrneeerdeerneeerrrrrdeeereddderrneeeerdeeerdeerneeerdadadadduduuududhfkldasjflds badass and then its a Ninja cat girl with a katana(weeb sword) she says with a dark but epic tone "there is no mercy, for these beings have surrendered to darkness its self, only death can free them from their suffering. ahh thats baddass I'm going write that one down" she pulls out a pen and notebook and slowly and loudly what she Is writing "there.. is no.. mercy.. for these... beings have s.. surr rendered.. to darkness its self.. um oh yeah only death can free them from their suffering... noice!" This is a story about epicness and death and destruction and demolation and collapse of society its self as we know it and stuff!! The secretary asks "Who are you ninja cat girl?" the ninja cat girl replies with great pride and epicness she tells "I am known as Ninjettriss and I know only one thing to kill or be killed... "wow your so cool omg" the young secretary says "yeah I know I'm so badass want my autograph I'm also working on an autobiography if you wanna read my first draft?" she says, but before she can answer it her head explodes." the secretary is dead as fuck now. "danmit that was my first ever fran girl this is bullshit who did that I'm going to kill your ass" She turns around and she sees the dark lord of darkness himself.. "the dark lord!" she yells the dark lord replies "call me... puppy stomper"..... 

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