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Chapter 1

Chapter 1

“Oh stop it, honey. I'm almost done with this b-boss” Rachel moaned as she tried her best to focus on the game

Her husband's hands continuously groped her breasts and rolled her nipples with his pointer finger and thumb “You think you can keep this up?”

A loud groan echoed throughout the room as her character died. She placed the controller down and turned to face her husband, cupping his cheeks with the look of a frustrated and angry woman 

“Listen to me, Timothy Augustus Watson III. I've spent the last two hours trying to get his health down to a quarter left and here you come, assaulting me like a perverted freak in a dark alley”

She tightened the grip on his cheeks and had leaned close to his face, panting and her thick British accent was came as she spoke “Do you know what this means?”

He turned as he was sweating bullets from this interaction “Uh, d-does it mean that you'll have to face the boss a-again?”

He chuckled after he said that but he came with an idea of his own to cool her down. 

He grabbed her by the shoulders and pinned her down on the ground, releasing her hold on his cheeks 

“Alright, Rachel Elizabeth Ingrid McCormick”

She had a shocked expression planted on her face as she realized that her husband might have gone mad and would ravage her body “W-What are you going to do?! Be gentle please!”

He stared at her intently and was licking his lips “I will defeat this boss for you!” 

A loud thud came from the television as the dungeon boss fell to the ground and its remains crumbled into dust and swept by the wind.

Rachel became overjoyed as she hugged her husband from behind, her breast was pressing against his back  and kissed his cheek “You did it!”

Tim chuckled in her astonishment and grinned “Humph. That boss never stood a chance against me”

He opened the inventory and noticed that she had lots of boss embers and her gold was over 10 million

“You never use these embers to buy special items?”

“Huh?” She grunted with bewilderment and arranged her glasses as she looked at her inventory “You could buy special items with that? I never thought of it”

He released a sigh of disbelief as he looked at his wife “Idiot, you think its just for decoration?”

“O-of course not! I just haven't thought of it that way! Besides, I would have figured it out sooner or later without you telling me!”

“You are truly hopeless, you know that?”

He pressed the home screen on the controller and went to close the game, turning the console off. 

He broke the embrace as he stood up, stretching his arms and legs “I'm going out to buy something to eat”

She stood up and walked towards her desk, picking up her purse and opening it. She took her wallet and handed him, her black credit card with an engraved silver lion on the center.

“You're giving me this?” He asked as he placed the credit card on his wallet, putting it back on the back pocket of his pants

“Why not? You said you were going to buy us food” She replied as she placed her hands on her hips

“Isn't this a little overkill?”

“If you're going to the convenience store nearby to replenish our stocks, grab dozens of Darkness Stone cards along the way. You and I need to top up for the incoming mystery box event later”

He nodded in agreement as the event is coming in a few days and this might be his chance to get that sweet +10 Great-sword of the Mountain which he has his eyes set upon.

The doors in the convenience store slid open as he arrived. He looked at his notes and it contained the list of items that they need to stock their shelves and a pantry for a week. 

“Welcome to eight-twelve!” The red haired female staff greeted him as he entered while she was scanning the items of another customer on the counter.

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He went to the cold section after picking up a basket. He placed two one liter sodas, four cans of Sapporo beer, five microwavable lunchboxes. ten cups of strawberry yogurt and ten instant noodle cups.

He picked up a dozen of cards lastly on his way to counter.

“Stocking up for the big event are we?” The redhead asked she noticed the cards on top of the groceries. She picked up the card and flipped it to scan the bar code.

“Yeah” He replied as he handed the credit card to the staff.

“Honey, I'm home!” He yelled as he closed the door, the sound of the electronic lock beeped. 

He removed his shoes and walked along the hallway to their gaming room. A savory aroma came from the room as he was near the door.

He opened it and saw that his wife was eating a slice of pizza. Multiple soda cans and a tray of half eaten chicken wings was in front of her. She went to a safe corner in the dungeon and placed the controller down, picking up the slice that she was eating and finishing it.

She felt a familiar presence and turned around, greeting her husband as he placed the cold groceries inside the mini refrigerator.

“Welcome back home, darling”

“You just couldn't wait for me to get home, huh?”

He sat alongside her and noticed that she still naked and a bit of cheese was on the corner of her mouth. 

He scooped the cheese with his finger and tasted it “Hmm”

She turned to him with a dazed look on her face “What did you do?”

“You had a bit of cheese on the corner of your mouth” He said as he removed his finger from his mouth and wiped it on her long blond hair.

“Hey!” She grunted as she took a gulp on her soda after finishing a chicken wing. He laughed at her reaction and took a bite from her pizza.

“Did you get the cards?”

“Of course. I bought twelve cards which amounts to five thousand diamonds and it should give us plenty of boxes”

“That's not enough”

“What? How many times do you want to roll then?”

“Twenty five times”

He picked up a chicken wing and took a bite “That's absurd”

She glared at him, her cheeks flushing.

“W-what I m-meant is, that's absurdly great!” He stammered as he finished off the chicken wing

“Really?”she pressed on, leaning close to his face.

“Y-yeah, w-with t-that amount of boxes. Who knows we might even get a legendary item or even a mythical i-item!” He uttered as he took a long gulp from his soda.

She puffed and resumed playing, focusing on finding loot and mobs on the dungeon 

“I want you to embrace me” she muttered

“What?” He asked as he picked up the last slice of pizza

“You want to make me feel better right? Embrace me” she demanded while glaring at him

He finished his pizza and began to embrace her but she released a sigh of disappointment and told him 

“I don't feel it”

His embraced began to tighten and she complained with an angry tone “too tight”

“What do you want to me to do then?”

She stood up, breaking his embrace and tossing the controller to him as she stormed out of the room

“Forget it!”

He opened the refrigerator and took a bottle of beer, popping the cap open and took a long gulp.

“That hits the spot” He said while closing the refrigerator. Fast footsteps were approaching his location, it sounded like someone was sprinting or jogging. Rachel came in the kitchen, now in a short pink summer dress.

“Tim, I've finally got it!” she exclaimed happily while approaching him

“Wait. Don't tell me you got the +15 Oblivion Staff of Magi?” He asked as he finished his beer, placing it on the counter top

“Yes! After nine rolls! Isn't it amazing!”

“What other items did you get?”

She placed her hand on her chin and released a loud hmm.

“I've got five phoenix elixirs, a cloak of complete stealth, +10 Great-sword of the mountain, rod of frenzy, boots of blinding speed, gloves of immaculate strength, cape of the silver tongued devil, armor of the demon lord”

“Did you say you received the +10 Great-sword of the mountain?” 

“Yeah”

He grabbed her by the shoulders and kissed her softly on the lips “You are the best wife that I've ever had!”

Before she could say anything to him, he bolted to their game room. She scratched her head in disbelief that her husband would crave such a low-tier item when he could've asked for the armor of the demon lord instead. 

She followed her husband to their game room and saw that he was ogling at the sight of his character brandishing the weapon.

“You really like that low-tier item, huh? Well... You can have it. It's not that I could use it for my character anyway”

“Rachel, you don't understand the power of this weapon”

She grinned and placed a hand on her hip, brushing her hair aside “Tell me what makes it so special”

He pointed at the stats of the weapon while looking at her “This weapon grants 15% strength to the user and it also lets you do power attacks without consuming stamina!”

She nodded in agreement as the weapon seemed useful as she might have judged the weapon harshly.

“I'm going to sleep now, since I've already got what I want from the event” she said while closing the door.

“Alright, its time to test this weapon out!” He yelled as he raised his fist before his torso and subsequently drawn down, nearer to his body in a vigorous, swift motion.

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