Oh my god! A little girl is in the street, holding a man's hand! A truck is coming for both of them! They can't see it even though the light is green! The truck driver hasn't slept for 31 hours. 22 minutes, and 13 seconds! How do I know this? Because I am the self-proclaimed Assassin God!
I am the Assassin God! I know all! I see all! I do all! I kill all! Well, the last one isn't true. At least it wasn't until right now! I had to save the little girl, and the only way to do that was to self-destruct! Well, that's not the only way, but I don't care. No one can told little girls except me! So, I self-destructed, killing myself and every other man in this world! Oops. The gods have punished me, I am to be banished, into being the consciousness of a wuss named Chin! Crap! I, Neck, shall not take this affront! Or I will! I will! I'm sorry, don't kill me Gods!
I am reincarnated into the body of a two month old baby as a subconsciousness! I hope this is a second-rate world with no meds! Or else I'll be screwed! I hope they speak Japanese, because that's the first language out of the 14 languages I did learn! I love Japan! I buy all my body pillows from there! I shall tell the baby to open his eyes now. He does it! I must train him to obey his subconsciousness only! Which is me! It seems, going through my memories, that they do speak Japanese! And his name is Chin! What a weird name to coincidentally have, because my name is Neck. Not at all the machinations of an evil God!? I'll tell you, if you see this Evil God, I am dangerous! I am Assassin God! Anyways, I love stealing memories from babies! Because it lets me relive the memories of the babies breastfeeding! Don't ask how I can do that! Okay Chin, it's because I can! It also makes sense why I am so awesome and like breastfeeding. I'm (Part) Japanese!
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Two Years Later!
My mother, a super pretty woman, who is the Queen, who is the strongest woman in the world, the nicest woman in the world, the prettiest woman in the world, has the biggest bre-, etc. had finally weaned me off of breastfeeding! I cried for weeks! I crei! Crei with me, Chin! I always forget her name because all I see when I look at her breasts! So perfect! Hey, don't judge, I'm Japanese! I have an older sister, she's about 11. She's also the prettiest woman in the kingdom, at 11, of course. She looks like the people in my favorite Hentai, but it's horrible, because she's already 11! If I cast a spell when she was 8 to keep her 8 forever, I would marry her! In my favorite hentais, the men are in their 20's and the women in their 8's! The youngest I've had sex with was 7 and the oldest was 10. Don't judge, I'm a God and I'll smite you! Don't blame me, I'm Japanese. We're supposed to like little girls! It's not a disease, I tell you! My dad, doesn't matter! I'll kill him and marry his daughters and wife!