Shirgure Pov
Shirgure: Now what should we do with them. Hey you
Jean: Me?
Shirgure: I am pointing to you aren't I
Jean: Um... I guess
Shirgure: Are these guys worth any money.
Jean: They are the Black Feather Gang. I believe the only one that worth something is their boss.
Shirgure: Than what are we going to do with these guys.
Usui: I got an idea
Usui makes hand signs than he creates a pitfall. The Bandits fall in and he seals. It. All them are going to die of suffocation. I think it would have been more merciful to just kill them. I pick up the Bandit Leader's corpse.
Shirgure: Where do we go to turn him in.
Jean: I believe at the Sheriff office in Vivivo is the closes place.
Shirgure: Ok let go
Jean: WAIT!
Shirgure: What?
Jean: Thank you for saving us. My team is forever in your debt.
Shirgure: We just did it for the bounty.
Usui and Hongo look at me and they try to hold in their laughter. Even Beatrice is smiling. Marcus is giving me the thumbs up. FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Jean: are you headed back to town
Marcus: Yeah
Agatha: Do you mind if we travel with you.
These guys will probably slow us down. But I spent time and effort saving them so I don't want to die and leave them out here so. We agree to let them join us. Instead of going through the trees we are walking on the ground. We travel for more than several hours we make it to the town gate. Jean and the others knew short cuts so our travel time was cut in half. I guess it was good that we ran into them. The knight at boarder look at us weird, maybe it because of the corpse I have on my back. The knight come up to us
Knight: Jean why is that girl carrying a corpse.
Jean: Ed It is the Bandit leader that jumps us. They saved us so. They want the bounty,
Ed: Ok Identification
Shirgure: Identification
Marcus: The four of them ae country bumpkins that know nothing of the world. This is the first time they have left their village. This is also the first town they have gone to. We plan to get them Identification at the guild hall...
Ed: I guess that explains the weird clothes. Do you have identification.
Marcus Pull out some sort medal and the guard bows to him.
Ed: I apologize. I did not know.....
Marcus: Let's keep it that way
The guard lets us in without any complaints. We split from Jean and company and we head over to The Sheriff office to collect our reward. Than we head to the Guild hall. There are whole bunch of races I have never seen before. Beast men, Dwarfs elves and Gnomes. Marcus Gives us some money to register. He has already got a guild card because he likes his freedom from the palace. We head up to the receptionist. It is a Cat kin girl. With Brown hair and green eyes.
Receptionist: Hello I am Neko Catia how may I help you today.
Shirgure: We like to Register,
Neko: That is fine Name
Shirgure: Shirgure Mizuki
Neko: That is unusual name you must not be from around here.
Neko: Age
Shirgure: 17
Neko: Job are you a warrior and archer
Shirgure: Shinobi
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Neko Shinobi? I have never heard of that proffesion before but ok.
Neko: That will be two silver.
I pay Neko and than I receive my guild card I am F rank. I really don't care about rank. I just got this so I can move around more easily. Marcus went to go find a inn. I wait at the door while the others register. I scummy guy comes up to me.
???: Hey beautiful how about you and I have our own private party.
Member: Oh, great that playboy Lance is at it again. Just because he a son of a noble he thinks he can do whatever he wants.
Why do I always attract the weird guys? Stupid giant boobs. I just ignore him, but I do keep my hand on my: weapon holster on my die. This guy better not get grabby.
Lance: So, what is your name I have not seen you around her before. I know all the pretty girls around here.
Shirgure Go away
Beatrice: Hey what is going on.
Lance spots Beatrice his eyes widen
Lance: Well if isn't Beatrice Von Claude
Shirgure: You know this clown
Beatrice: He is a noble of the Mayfield house.
Lance: I heard you died in the badlands. I am glad to see you are still alive. How about you and your friend come join me back in my room
Shirgure: I am good
Beatrice: Once a creep always a creep
Lance: It is not like I am giving you a choice.
The other adventures just turn their head away. apparently, Lance father is a Marquis and no once to get on his bad side several guards surround us. Usui and Hongo come out, but I put my hand up and they back off.
Shirgure: Excuse me am I allowed to beat people up in the guild.
Neko: As long as you don't kill or break anything.
Guards hahahhahahahahhah
Lance: What can a little girl like......
I kick lance out the door the guard are shocked. Beatrice catches a guard and does a shoulder throw and he falls out the guild as well. We begin tossing guards out the building one after the other. Either with a kick a punch or a throw. Than the both of us step outside
Lance: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER! IS.
Shirgure: Don't care
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Than I do a spinning tornado kick to his head and he is knocked out cold. The guard cower in fear.
Shirgure: Take your master and get out of my sight before I get angry.
They pick up their master and run away. Usui and Hongo join us outside. Marcus comes back and he says that he got two rooms at the Dunkan Boar in. Beatrice and I share a room. Marcus Hongo and Usui share the other. He gives us a key and we head to our rooms. We eat dinner downstairs. It is not as good as Usui cooking. There is a Hot Spring in the back and Beatrice and I decide to take dip. We strip down to our birthday suits and wrap a towel on our bodies. When we get there, someone is already occupying it a Girl with Blond hair and blue eyes. Agatha. I think I see someone else behind the rock as well I can’t tell.
Agatha: I did not expect to see the two of you. Don't be shy come on in.
We drop our towels and get in and we begin talking. Aparently Agatha is dating Jean and they started a party together Riley and Klaus came later and they been doing this for two years. Suddenly she gets behind the both of us. and starts groping us. Oh, she one of those girls.
Agatha: Wow I am so jealous I only have a B cup Beatrice you have a D and Shirgure I think your closer to a E instead of a D mind get lost in your mountains. It is not fair.
Shirgure: QUIT IT!
Beatrice start fondling my boob
Beatrice: Wow I think they got bigger since the last time I saw them. No wonder your so skinny all that food you eat goes directly to your breast.
They both fondle my chest and I knock both on the head with a punch.
Agatha: So, which one of the boys in the group are you dating.
Shirgure: I am not dating anyone
Agatha: Than why is there a hickey on your neck
Shirgure:........
That thing still has not disappeared Not to self-get a scarf. Wait why do I need a scarf I am not going to let him do that to me again.
Agatha: I bet it was the guy with the purple eyes
Usui: Great guess
The three of us town around and we see Usui just sitting in the Hot spring.
Shirgure: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GET OUT NOW!
He points to sign it says mixed baths
Shirgure: I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SAYS GET THE FUCK OUT!
I hit the water so hard a shockwave fires at him. He is hit but turns into a puff of smoke a rock appears in his place.
Shirgure: FUCKING SUBSITUTION WHERE DID HE GO
Usui: I was right they did get bigger.
Shirgure: WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY KEEP FONDLING ME!
I try to punch him but he grabs my arm and pulls me into his embrace.
Usui: Now let calm down there is no need to throw hands. Technically I was here first. So, this is not my fault you should have looked.
I turn to Agatha
Agatha: He has such long hair I thought he was a girl
Shirgure:….. I am getting out
Usui: It fine I was here longer I will get out come on Hongo
The three of us turn around and see a straw pointed upward in the water. Hongo finally comes up from under the water.
Hongo: DANM IT USUI. Well this awkward. I was planning to hide until you left, but I guess that ship has sailed. I am just going to go.
He puts his towel on and walks out behind Usui, but not before he looks at Beatrice. She is died red.
Beatrice: GO DIE!
Agatha: Wow both of you are red…. Hey guys I know your angry. How was I supposed to know those two where men? They had long hair, they were far away, and their back were facing towards me. It was a misunderstanding…… Noooooooooo!