"Boss, wake up, the round is starting."
"67 sheeps, 68 sheeps, 6... Boss!"
"Uh, what? What?"
"Boss, the round is starting."
"You woke me up for this, Sniper? Do you understand I was this close to achieving my dream? If you would have allowed me to spend one more moment in my dream, I would be the happiest man alive."
"I am sorry, Boss, but this could wait."
"Yeah, yeah, fine. Tell me, how many enemies this time?"
"35 again."
"What type?"
"Jello cats again, Boss."
"Excuse me, Sniper, but allow me to ask you this: do you know math?"
"Of course not, I don't need it."
"Do you wonder why the machine gunner and bazooka man didn't wake me up?"
"I came here with good intentions."
"I know, and I like you for that, but you got worried for nothing. We still got life to spare."
"How much, Boss?"
"I don't know, but I know 50 is bigger than 30, whatever enemies. So, kindly, get out of my room."
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"Yeah, of course. Also, sorry for waking you up, Boss."
"You're forgiven, so get on with it. I will be out right after you."
The Sniper got out, so the Boss got up from his bed and wore his clothes. After that, he also went out of his room.
"Another day, another round, right, Bazooka Man?"
"Bomba."
"Damn right."
"Bomba."
"You only speak the truth, my friend. Yo, Machine Gunner, how was your day?"
"Bad."
"What about your sleep?"
"The best. Did you know, Boss, that sleep is the closest thing to nothingness?"
"Thank you for telling me that."
"I can tell you more."
"Let's keep some for later. So, Sniper, where are the enemies?"
"There, Boss."
"Why are some with a different color?"
"Uh, I don't know. Probably, it's nothing."
"Probably. I guess we'll wait and see."
The enemies were divided into two groups: 25 red Jello cats and 10 blue Jello cats. The first 25 red Jello cats didn't cause any panic, leaving them with only 20 hearts, but then the first blue Jello cat hit the tower and you could hear the Machine Gunner saying,
"So, this was our run?"
"Boss, what do you mean?"
"If what you have said is true, then we are going to die this round."
"Oh no."
"Bomba?"
"Boss, you have to spend your money," said the Sniper.
"I can't, I am missing 8 gold."
"16 HP, 94 gold."
"14 HP, 96 gold."
"12 HP, 98 gold."
"10 HP, 100 gold."
"5 blue Jello cats remain."
"Now, Boss?"
"I call for the pistol boy."
A shining beam of light came down, and there he was, a boy with a red cap and a white T-shirt with jeans and loafers.
"Where am I?"
"I am sorry. I am going to explain everything to you, but right now, I need you to shoot those Jellos."
"8 HP."
"I was doing... a thing."
"6 HP remaining."
"Why can't I remember it?"
"4 HP remaining."
"Please, shoot it if you can."
"2 HP."
"Oh, this was it, boys."
"I am glad I shared this journey with you, Boss."
"Me too, Sniper."
"I have been ready for a long time."
"Bomba."
All men closed their eyes.
But two gunshots were heard.
"Congratulations, you passed this round."
"Can anyone tell me how I got this gun?"