Hank Fowler was living the dream, or so he thought. Turns out, being ridiculously good-looking is a crime punishable by a 1000-year sentence in Survival Zone 10001. Now he's stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful fellow inmates and a whole lot of talking objects. That's right, Hank Fowler can communicate with anything. His shovel, his hut, even his underwear—they've all got something to say. And the best part? They can level up. That's how a basic shack becomes a fortress, and a flimsy knife transforms into a legendary blade. While other castaways struggle to find food and shelter, Hank Fowler's building an empire, one chatty item at a time. But paradise has its problems. Rival survivors, dangerous creatures, and the ever-present threat of the System keep things interesting. And let's not forget the three gorgeous women who share his island. They might be a distraction, or they might be the key to his survival. He's not sure which yet. Join Hank Fowler on his hilarious journey from pretty-boy prisoner to island king. Packed with action, comedy, and a unique take on the LitRPG genre, My Stuff Talks to Me is a must-read for fans of progression fantasy, isekai adventures, and stories where the underdog doesn't just survive—he thrives. Tags: LitRPG, GameLit, Isekai, Survival, Comedy, Harem, Base Building, Progression Fantasy, Male Lead, OP Protagonist Release Schedule: Daily for the first month, then 5x weekly