Max Masters wants to get away from it all.  He wants to isekai, to get out of his mundane existence, just like what happened to all his heroes in the books he reads.  The problem is that it is easier said than done.  Yet he is certain that with perseverance he will meet a certain truck, and through it get all that he deserves; ultimate power, immortality.  And a harem. My Immortal Myth-Take is a satirical fantasy short story, an entry in the Royal Road Community Magazine.