“Ok, he is finally asleep.” (1)

“Then bring him in without waking him up.” (2)

“Understood.” 1)

(???) Pov

Ugh. Can’t sleep, too bright and I… hear voices?

“So, is he one of the chosen?” (2)

Hmm? Chosen? Am I dreaming?

“Yes he is one of the many.” (1)

One of the many? God Dammit! Everything is so damn bright I can’t see shit!

“Someone Called?!” (???)

“” No one called!”” (1 & 2)

“Oh? I could’ve sworn someone calling God.” (God)

God? What the hell? What the hell is going on? I can’t even bring myself to open my eyes due to the brightness and those voices make me feel calm for some reason. Is this a dream? Seems unrealistic for a dream I say. Hehe, unrealistic for a dream.

“No one called you so go away!” (2)

“How dare you! I am God! And you shall talk to me with more respect!” (God)

“Yeah yeah God. I am sorry’’ (2)

‘’Right you are” (God)

“God he is annoying, right Angelica?” (2)

“I think he is funny. You don’t think so Mary?” (Angelica)

“Did someone call me again?!’’ (God)

“NO ONE CALLED YOU! Jesus Christ.’’ (Mary)

‘’Did someone call me?” (Jesus apparently)

What??? Am I in heaven? Or am I dreaming of heaven? Why can’t I move? Who are these people talking?

‘’Ugh this is frustrating, forget it. So? What kind of powers should we give to this human?” (Mary)

Hmm? Listening to these people makes no sense at all. Are they all high?

‘’Hmm? So this is one of the chosen? Bob? How about the power to control gravity?” (God)

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“Yes, lets go with that. Alright Angelica, give him ‘gravity man’.” (Mary)

“Gravity man?” Oops… Shiiiiiit! I let my voice out, what should I do? I think they are all looking at me because I can just feel those glares directed at me. Lets just pretend to still be asleep, “ Zzzzzzzzzz… Zzzzzzzzz.”

“He is awake! How?!” (Mary)

God dammit! I knew that wasn’t going to work… obviously.

“WHAT?! Do not use my name that way! (God)

“Shut up already and quickly send him back!” (Mary)

“Yes!” (Angelica)

Hmm? I suddenly feel sleepy again. It is getting dark again… What… is… going…

(IN THE WHITE SPACE)

“How was he able to wake?” (God)

“Probably because you were so damn loud!’’ (Mary)

“How dare you! I am God- “(God)

“Yeah yeah, you are God and I am Mary.” (Mary)

“Hiiiiiiii!” (Angelica)

“” What happened?”” (Mary & God)

In the middle of the white room was a stand with what looked like a transparent screen with writing on top saying ‘GOD’S BODY’.

“I-I-I think I gave him the wrong power.” (Angelica)

Looking at the screen Mary was speechless as sweat forms on her forehead. The only thing she could squeeze out of her lips was,” Good God.”

“HAHAHAHA! Indeed I am!” (God)

“I wasn’t talking about you, you idiot God.” (Mary)

“HOW DARE YOU TALK ME LIKE THAT! The almighty! -” (God)

“Calm down father!” (Jesus)