"Lao Chen, are you so comforting?"
Facing Ji Xiao's resentful gaze, Chen Yan smiled and said nothing.
Ji Xiao picked up an orange from the fruit plate on the coffee table, peeled it and asked, "By the way, how did you do in the exam?" ”
"Okay."
"Okay, how many points?"
"721 points."
"Cut! Only 721 ......"
Ji Xiao's voice stopped abruptly, and the unpeeled orange in his hand fell to the ground, his eyes widened like a pair of quail eggs.
Chen Yan bent down and picked up the orange on the floor, "My total score is 721 points, which is indeed lower than the mock test, but this can't be blamed on me, the difficulty of the college entrance examination is indeed higher than the mock test." ”
The corners of Ji Xiao's mouth twitched, and after being silent for a few seconds, he suddenly flew up and grabbed Chen Yan's neck, "I knew that I didn't do well in the exam, but I was still showing off in front of me." ”
His own failure is certainly uncomfortable, but his friend's success makes him even more worried!
"Lao Chen, you really damn it!"
Chen Yan rolled his eyes when he was pinched by Ji Xiao, and kicked him on the sofa, "I've always been the number one in the school, can't I score 721 in the exam?" ”
Ji Xiao clenched his fists and pounded the pillow in front of him hard, "No, I only scored 498 points, why did you score 721 points?" It's worse than killing me! ”
Chen Yan glanced at Ji Xiao, turned around and entered the kitchen, and when he returned to the living room, there was an extra kitchen knife in his hand.
"How do you want to die?"
"Ahem! I... Don't want to die ......"
Ji Xiao looked at the kitchen knife in Chen Yan's hand, and his attitude instantly took a 180-degree turn, "Old Chen, seeing you perform so well in the college entrance examination, brother, I am really happy for you." ”
The knife in Chen Yan's hand was raised, "How happy are you?" Come, let's talk about it. ”
Ji Xiao swallowed his saliva, "You put the knife down first." ”
Chen Yan flicked the kitchen knife with his fingers, "Lu Xun once said that if you are a brother, you will come to cut me." ”
Ji Xiao was dumbfounded, "No, when did Lu Xun say this?" ”
"When did Lu Xun say it, you asked Lu Xun."
“……”
Ji Xiao's face twitched, and seeing that Chen Yan had no intention of putting the knife down, he decisively chose to admit it, "I was wrong." ”
Chen Yan raised his eyebrows, "This is an attitude of admitting mistakes?" ”
"Father-in-law, please bow down to the child."
"Kneel and bow."
Ji Xiao: "......"
I hate this kind of brother who has no sense of boundaries.
A few minutes later, when Ji Xiao saw Chen Yan's college entrance examination score with his own eyes in front of the computer, he collapsed in his chair and shouted at the sky.
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"Oh my God, are you blind? Old Chen Chang was already handsome, why did he give him such a high IQ? ”
At this moment, there was a movement outside to open the door.
Chen Yan walked out of the bedroom and was surprised when he saw Jiang Muhe following his sister.
Today's Jiang Muhe's clothes are very simple, with a loose white top, skirt, and a pair of small white shoes, waist-length long hair draped behind him, and a big black bow between his hair.
At a glance, it is a sense of déjà vu after the rain.
Chen Luoshui put the vegetables he had just bought on the coffee table, returned to the door and pulled Jiang Muhe with one hand, and beckoned to his younger brother with the other, "Come, let me give you a formal introduction." ”
"Jiang Muhe."
"Chen Yan, my own brother."
Jiang Muhe didn't show any emotion, stretched out his hand slowly, and said with a plush of words: "Hello." ”
The cold voice made Chen Yan secretly complain in his heart.
The girl is soft and glutinous, but how cute and loved, on the other hand, Jiang Muhe is so cold that people retreat, and she is blind to this face.
Chen Yan glanced at Jiang Muhe's small palm, and instead of shaking hands with her, he looked at his sister, "Why is she here?" ”
"Come to dinner."
After Chen Luoshui finished answering, he was worried that his younger brother was talking nonsense, and pointed to the vegetables he had just bought on the coffee table, "Xiao Yan, go and wash these dishes." ”
Although Chen Yan was helpless, he didn't say anything.
My sister is about to go abroad, and she can toss as much as she likes.
No matter how his sister tosses, it is impossible for him and Jiang Muhe, to be precise, it is impossible for him and any girl.
After Chen Yan went to the kitchen with the dishes, Chen Luoshui grabbed Jiang Muhe's arm with a smile, "Classmate Jiang seems too raw, how about calling you Xiaohe?" ”
"Xiao He?"
Jiang Muhe was stunned, revealing a hint of natural stupidity.
"Teacher Chen, I think the title of classmate Jiang is very good, there is no need to change it."
"Okay, then I'll call you Jiang."
Chen Luoshui didn't force it, strictly speaking, this was the second time she and Jiang Muhe met, she was too enthusiastic, and she was afraid that she would scare Jiang Muhe.
She pulled Jiang Muhe to sit on the sofa, swept her eyes, and noticed Ji Xiao standing at the door of her brother's room.
At this moment, Ji Xiao's eyes widened, staring at Jiang Muhe deadly, his mouth wide open, and he was worried that he would drool in the next second.
Chen Luoshui coughed: "Ji Xiao, when did you come?" ”
Ji Xiao swallowed his saliva, his face turned red, he rubbed his hands and came to the coffee table, "Sister Luoshui, I heard that Chen Yan was injured, so I came to see him." ”
While speaking, he quietly bypassed the coffee table to Jiang Muhe's right side, and then sat down.
Jiang Muhe's eyes lifted slightly, and his slightly cold eyes were like a slap of ice
Knife.
Ji Xiao's bent legs straightened instantly, "cough ......"
The coldness on his face made him shudder, "I—I won't disturb your chat." ”
After saying that, he fled to the kitchen.
After coming to the kitchen, Ji Xiao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and tried to control his emotions, "Lao Chen, guess what I saw?" ”
Chen Yan turned off the faucet and leaned against the kitchen counter, "Beautiful, right?" ”
"Pretty is beautiful, it's just too cold, it's like a piece of 10,000-year-old ice!"
While Ji Xiao complained, he also turned on the fantasy mode every day, "Of course, if I am allowed to have such a beautiful girlfriend, even if I live in Dabie, I am willing." ”
Chen Yan stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, "Hey, wake up, it's only noon, and it's not time to go to bed yet." ”
After Ji Xiao came to his senses, he smiled embarrassedly, "Lao Chen, you also know me, I haven't been in love once in three years of high school, unlike you......"
"It's like I talked about it in my three years of high school."
"You haven't talked about it, but there are many girls who have chased you, such as the class in our class, she has completely different attitudes towards you and other boys, unlike me, there are no girls chasing you at all."
"What are you chasing for? Figure you elder, figure you don't take a bath? ”
“……”
Seeing that Ji Xiao was unconvinced, the corners of Chen Yan's mouth showed a hint of playfulness, "The girl in the living room is called Jiang Muhe, currently studying at Jiangbei University, and we were the provincial champion of Jiangbei Province last year. ”
"Provincial champion?"
Ji Xiao was stunned, and after coming back to his senses, he was instantly deflated, "After the calf, then I have no play." ”
He still has this self-knowledge.
Although he loves fantasy, it is only fantasy.
Like Jiang Muhe, she is beautiful, has a good temperament, and is still the provincial champion... This kind of girl, he doesn't deserve it.
Chen Yan shook off the water in his hand and hugged Ji Xiao's shoulder, "I have a plan, do you want to hear it?" ”
Ji Xiao, who was listless a second ago, instantly became energetic after hearing Chen Yan's words, "Ahem... It doesn't hurt to listen to it. ”
Chen Yan turned sideways and pointed to the faintly visible scar on the back of his head, "This injury was beaten by Jiang Muhe, you also asked her to give you a brick... No, it's better to come a few more times, so ......"
"Stop!"
Ji Xiao's face stiffened, "Old Chen, this is the head!" What if I get killed? ”
"Don't worry, if you are killed, I will be responsible for the future, and the paper money for the New Year's holidays will definitely not be less."
Chen Yan patted his chest, "Be a brother, in my heart." ”