First and foremost, I acknowledge that I should stop writing in two languages. Yet, it's hard to resist the temptation to include some striking expressions while presenting topics. Perhaps this might bother some people, although I myself doubt the wisdom of showcasing these scribbles. Except for Melissa, who invades my personal space almost daily, I don't believe anyone is particularly interested. Nevertheless, I think it's important to introduce myself since in the near future, I intend to showcase all the material I've produced, specifically the "25 experiments," as I call them, although Melissa refers to them as escapades. She's been involved in practically all of them, thanks to her constant debts to me. You can call me capable, audacious, ironic, and even brilliant, but my name is Arthur Fitzgerald Paul. It's a rather curious, if not generic, name that appears in dozens of different academic fields. This always causes me some discomfort when someone says it in its entirety. Additionally, part of my family is military, and although I'm not exactly a pacifist, I started these experiments hoping to avoid following the same path my mother desires for me, which would bring great satisfaction to my father, who is a colonel. It's a way to rectify the misguided choices of some relatives. Don't be mistaken, though: I'm definitely not rich, although I'm not very poor either. My father seems absent due to work, which keeps him away from home for periods of up to six years. I know this might sound strange and raise doubts about my family's character, but we love him nonetheless. Setting aside this complicated matter, I'm experiencing the best phase of my life: high school. But don't be fooled by cinematic representations, which usually emphasize external success at the expense of the internal. Real life is very different and full of insignificant details to scientists but might interest ordinary people who enjoy easy readings. Unfortunately, I can't capture that tremendous charm of emotionally charged texts. My writings can be compared to a schoolbook, crafted for eager students who need to fulfill their daily reading quotas.

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