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"Hey B- ... System bedamned, Bob!!"

"Ohhh, Jane, how could you ..."

"Bob!"

"Don't you dare do your boy xletmap dirty like th- Ohhh you dirty slag!"

"BOB!"

"Wah! Oh, it's just you Steven. What do you want, can't you see I'm busy?"

"Busy watching Higher Being drama when you're supposed to be preparing for the new integration, really Bob?"

"Hey hey hey, don't look at me like that! A new episode only releases every decade or so! And the content only stays relevant for so long on forums! I have to watch it as it comes out or I'll be a laughing stock to my message-buddies!"

"Bob, it's approaching the 8 billion mark, you have to be ready for it. You can't afford another strike on your record Bob, this is as low as the system allows you to get."

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"But why can't it just automate these things! This is such a waste of resources!"

*sigh* "You get told this everytime you ask, Bob, and the answer is the same everytime."

"Yeah, yeah ..." 

""We have to be there in case anomalies show up."

"Honestly Steven, who cares?! At worst it'll be a few hundred people being shoved into random places and it's not like they'll survive it to make a complaint! I bet nobody will even miss them! A few hundred amongst 8 billion people Stevey! A drop in the ocean!"

"You know I don't like it when you call me that Bob, and I'm technically your superior so why are you admitting to being fine with dereliction of duty..."

"Honestly Steven, it'll be fine! The show is almost over anyway!"

"Just ... just keep an eye on it, alright Bob? Our section can't take anymore losses."

"It will be fiiiiiine, Steven. Go home, spend some time with the family, I've got this."

"I will, but remember Bob, the previous mistake was the last time I vouched for you. You mess up and you're on your own. And this time, Bob, it'll be your head if you fuck it up. Literally."

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"Blablabla, you mwess up and you're on your own, waahh! Dick ... A few hundred or thousand, who cares? It's not like they'll be alive to report m- Ohhhh Johhny! Such a dirty dirty secret about dimensional pockets you're holding from your partner! How scandalous!"

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7,999,999,999

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8,000,000,001

ding!

8,000,000,002

ding! ding!!

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8,000,000,882

DING!