Chapter 1 what is life
What is life? I have been asking this to myself for too long ,from the time were my life started to pick up in secondary school were we think were we will go in life. Some chose to go on with the forces and other academic to go university. I chose the forces and passed but what is the meaning of my life? It is now 2020 and due to the tory government we have gone to war due to repercussions of leaving the EU and turkey attacking Russia.
And here I am in the middle of this 3 way battlefield between the British army the terks and Russia, and were in dead lock just firing missiles at one another co’s we cant fucking talk about are problems but what the hell am I saying. I am having the time of my life, shooting Killing watching the crimson red blood flow from those who have fallen being buried in the Marshes made from the artillery shots why am i having a blast you ask it’s the thrill of knowing you will kill and have there life snuff out there life.
But like those I too am being snuffed out like the embers of a camp fire with a gash over my chest as my body spews it’s guts out like gutting a pig. But I’m not crying why i love morphine so much I’ve been taking it from the dead corpses that I passed by with other things like food and fags god I love to have one more smoke ‘click’ now what I was having a good monologue going. Turns out someone pointing a old glock at my head.
“fucking scum give me one good reason not to blow your head clean off” (soldier)
“well for one can I have a fag before I go meet some almighty being or whatnot” (me)
“what?”
“A cigarette god this is why I don’t like foreigners you cant speak English even if you do have a gcse in it or whatnot you just don’t feel it well I’m the same yer so I got some in my breast pocket can you fish um out for me please”
“no” as he looked at me with a scowl plastered on his face coved in mud and grime.
“oh coe on i even said please are great the pain is back” as the morphine wares off and I move my hand moves that was covering my stomach so my intestines didn’t spill like cooked pasta.
“are great now the pains back now you goanna shoot me or not ass whole cos I’m sick of waiting so are you going to patch me up like a good soldier who follows the Geneva Convention or blow my fucking brains out” as my hand slips in to my pocket fishing out more pain killer goodness and a fag “fuck you got a lighter mate mine broke when it saved my life” as I shown a zippo with a bullet embedded in it.
“ha ha ha ha you brits got a sense of humour even in death” as he pulled a lighter out.
As I put the cigarette in my mouth and he comes closer to light it up, I move my hand to my boot I suck a good puff before letting go of it quickly as i grab the small knife in my boot swinging it so fast you cant see it properly slamming it into his throat as he stumbled back falling to the floor.
“ ignorant asshole don’t you fucking look down on me even if I am dying I will bring you with me but sorry I might have liked you a but if I know one thing it is that to never trust in anyone or anything it’s just a lie to make you keep living for a better Tomorrow what a joke now were is your gun dead body?”
As a scrabble around in immense pain looking for the gun to end my life fuck bleed out as my guts spill even more and the pain becomes so intense I want to end it were is the fucking gun I said to myself ahh found it finally as I grab the gun and put it to my temple
“what is life meant for fun for god or just a coincidence that happened by random due to a big boom well lets find out shall we” as I struggle to breathe my last “off you pop you mental coil”
‘BANG’
Everything is white, so is this my dream scape no that can’t be I blew my brains out.
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“No this is what you call the afterlife mortal”
“well ill be so you are like Santa right deciding who is naughty and nice well I don’t mind filling your stocking if you know what I mean he he he”
“SHUT UP MORTAL FILTH! You have been nothing but a fucking problem you killed over 1000 people in a fucking war don't you feel guilty at all, not only that but you also killed a gods Apostol as well”
“What you mean the guy who lit my fag?”
“yes”
“Oh I’m getting side tracked here where are you I can hear your sexy feminine voice but no bod what the deal women, also the guy who was a so called gods apostle was very weak and stupid he cant even tell a trap well I admit I’m good at them but dam he was stupid”
“agh fine ill show you my true form” as soon as she said that her body came to view she had soft supple skin that looked so white you would think she was a ghost but it had a heathy look to it, her height was around 160 centimetres shorter than me. Looking down upon her it felt good. And a bright white dress made of supple silk that was almost see through dam I thought as I could almost see nipple.
“ha ha ha you so short is that why you hide away, so the others can’t see you oh wait I mean over as I laughed in a fit of laughter
“ shut it asshole you caused too much trouble” as she suppressed with gravity forcing me on the floor winded
“fine it was only banta as i tiered to dust my self off but relies I’m just a ball of light
“ so do i get anything for killing that ‘god’s apostle’”
“well yes you do and I did hate that god so I took you from the void for revenge for me”
I smiled “So i get another shot at life huh I want 3 wishes and ill do what you want”
She smiled back at me “that ass hole took one of his so called hero’s and dumped him on earth, to ruin my fun but you had to be existing and defy me but you still killed him so ill let it slide but you killed the innocent in the war, don’t you have a code for that but you still killed so many.
So what are your free wishes ? “
“ well first I want it too be displayed as a game with stat windows and stuff, makes it so much easier with a inventory and help screen and all.
The second I want to be able to summon dinosaurs and creatures that I have killed and control them effectively I don’t mind if you cap the number of the I can summon till I get stronger
And my last wish is a thing I thought up ‘understanding’ I want to be able to understand and grow, body and mind to new knowledge , skills, traits, language be it book or in person” I want to learn fast
“well they are things I can manage for now and why dinosaurs they were just my baby toys” in a irritated voice.
“Well you seen my life they were my favourite thing as a kid and so why you can do it cant you.”
“YES I CAN!” as she yelled at him even more “why cant they be simple god dam it.”
“are you going back on your word god or should I call you goddess.”
“No I cant it’s part of the rules”
“So even gods have rules huh”
“yes but I’m not telling you probably find loop holes and kill us all for fun but i have to reincarnate you well enough chi chat you going to a world called vaker its primitive compared to your world it revolves and sword and magic instead of science no guns! You hear me or I’ll be in shit ok good and im droping you off naked in the middle of the woods so enjoy and watch out for monster k” as she said that a deep hole formed behind me as she Spartan kicked me down it
“FUUUUCCCKKK YOOOOOU BIIICCHHHH !” i screamed at the top of my lungs as I fell down the new world oh the joys.