Welp it is official, the main character will now be name Saturn Vanya Emerson. I am kind of sad that HÁLFDAN GODABERT EPAPHRODITOS didn't get picked as it was my personal favorite. I will in days come get around to changing the name, but I am kind of lazy sssssssssssoooooooooooo yeah. ONCEAGAINIUSTAGGRIVATEMYSELFWITHSOMETHINGASTRIVIALASCHARACTERS.WHENWILLITALLEND?NOWHOPEFULLY.FUCKINDIDN'T.STILL. STILL!IWILLDELETETHISNOVELIFIHAVETODOTHISAGAIN.IWASLYING.

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