Hello fellow nerds,

I'm posting this update to reassure any readers that Murphy’s Lore is not dead in the water. Life and circumstances have changed for me somewhat, I've had to move into a new tower and start selling enchantments for another lord (see what I did there, I'm a God damned wizard).

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The adjustment period and chaos of the change is coming to a settle, so there will be more Murphy soon. I miss him too.

Thank you for your patience and your time. I checked with the psychic cat that lives under my favourite bridge, and he assured me that reading this story already means you have big dick energy, so good job on that.

P.S.

Whoever owns the red ford escape in the carpark, you have left your headlights on.

Stay crispy xoxo

-DZ