“Hah?!” Darcy sighed in surprise. “Are you really Grasher Joe?” she laughed because she was making fun of the Lord Satan’s name. She hit the table continually. To her his name was silly.
“Ms Darcy, how dare you make fun of the Grasher family's name!” Joe told back then he threw his chair and table on the floor harshly.
Darcy put her hand on her cheek and bit the pen on her hand. “Too bored! I never thought that this class would be this bored and I feel tired to teach all of you,”
“If you are really that tired, then enough already! Just leave our class and teach the other class instead!”
“You’re really a dumb ass. You’re so interesting, kuh,” Darcy stared at Joe with her lazy-piercing eyes. “Grasher,”
“Just call me Joe you dumb ass!”
“Eh, why didn’t I realise these things happen? Whatever then, why don’t we have a game, interesting right!”
“If it just you then I don’t mind,”
“You really are such an idiot, accepting a challenge without even thinking what will happen next,”
“That’s because you’re just a little child, Dumb ass!”
Darcy smiled then she opened a magic circle on the floor. Danielle immediately left the room because she knew what would happen next. Three different swords came out of the purple magic circle. The first sword was an emerald sword with gold handle, the second sword was a rusted-iron sword and the third one was just a training sword made of wood.
“Now, let the game begin! The rule is easy, if you choose the wrong sword, you’ll die in shock and you only have one chance. If you pick the right sword, it’ll be yours,” as Darcy described her game.
The game was easy but hard to choose. Joe was nervous when the game started. It took time to choose the right sword because he only had one chance. Darcy watched him calmly while lying on the table. She felt bored if Joe took a longer time to choose the right sword.
“Lord Satan!” Darcy turned right as Augustine shouted Joe’s nickname. “Choose the rusted-iron sword!”
“Hah!? Augustine, what if it’s the wrong sword then I’ll die!” Joe shouted back.
“Just do it!”
Joe held the sword in the middle then he pulled it up. “Eh?” he sighed. He felt nothing when he pulled out the sword. It just likes a needle passing through thin fabric. Darcy laughed harder and she went round and round inside the class. She didn’t stop laughing.
“What’s so funny kiddo?” Joe shouted back at Darcy.
“You’re such a fool,” the two swords vanished as Darcy closed the magic circle. “The sword gives you nothing and it’s just a toy and I send a fake message to Augustine whether he tries to help you or not, never thought that this class is so interesting. How can others didn't realise?”
“I’m sorry everyone. I went out for a while just now and I made tea for everyone. I hope all of you enjoy it,” Danielle convinced while pushing a silver fancy trolley with a Chinese teapot and thirteen porcelain cups on it. She serves all of the tea to her classmates including Ms Darcy.
“Thank you, Danielle,” Constance told her. All of them sipper the tea slowly.
“Uh, everyone, I’m sorry that I forgot to add sugar in it!” Danielle shouted with guilty feelings.
UWAAHHH!!! The tea flows out from their mouth like a moving waterfall.
The next day, Darcy started her class earlier. The Z class was always dark and quiet and only candles lit up their class but their class was always cold. Darcy wrote ‘Kick the Ass’ on the black board with a white chalk. Joe laughed harder as he read the title of their new subject. Ferid, Emmanuel and Karlheinz just smiled.
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“Huh, ridiculous huh,” Darcy admitted and sighed. “So you never learn anything about ‘Kick the Ass’ huh. Why do I have to teach all of you about this spell?”
They started to kick their friend’s bottom then their friends kicked their bottom back. They laughed at each other. Darcy let them go and fooled around. Danielle and Augustine watched them fooling around like wild monkeys in the zoo. Adair grabbed Augustine’s clothes tightly. Augustine hugged him back.
“What’s really on your head?” Darcy asked her class. “Augustine, Danielle don’t answer it, and Armstrong,”
“Ms Darcy,” Joe raised his hand. “Kick other’s bottom as much as we want!” All of them laughed.
“Really?” Darcy asked back. They nodded. “Fine, then, why don’t you demonstrate it to me,”
They raised their shoulders then they kicked their bottom to each other. They enjoyed their butt-kicking-game with their poker face. Adair clung to Augustine tightly and cried.
“Augustine! Come here for a while,” Darcy called out strictly.
Augustine did as she ordered. He watched Darcy then she nodded. He sighed. “’Kick the Ass’ is a spell that has been set-up by an American Wizard since a thousand years ago to control their heart and mind. This spell is forbidden and only the God Level and the Demon Level users can use this spell,”
“Thank you Augustine, you may sit,” Darcy ordered then he sat. “This is a forbidden spell but I teach this to you so that you’ll know how to category yourself,”
“Ms Darcy, I don’t understand. Why do we have to study this spell when none of us have reached even the Super-human Level?” Karlheinz raised his hand and asked.
“That is why I’m teaching you now! Alright, back to our topic.” Darcy stopped as Douglas plucking his pen, “Douglas, stop it,”
“Stop what?” Douglas asked, pretending not to know.
“Fine! You know how much fun to play torturing. Do you want to try, once?”
“Not interested,”
“Stop that dumb ass annoying attitude while I’m teaching! Fine, let’s continue. Danielle, demonstrate,”
Danielle stood up then she closed her eyes. Blue spiral-moon inside a magic circle on her palm appeared. All the light from the candle lit off as she started the curse. She read some forbidden spell from her mind. Purple-light like a magic portal appeared at her feet, then the spell began. The eleven students sat like in daydreaming. They never thought that ‘Kick the Ass’ was a really cool spell. Armstrong really could predict that these things might happen.
"You see how the spell works? You can try it later and now I want to explain first the effect of this spell if it were to go on. Danielle, thank you," Darcy explained.
Danielle opened her eyes then everything turned to normal.
"Well, this spell is easy to learn but hard to control hence you all are just like ants to me," Darcy explained.
The students except Armstrong, Augustine and Danielle were shocked as they heard the spell's identity.
"It can also turns you into a demon since all of you are wizards and a witch,"
"Excuse me, Ms Darcy, b-but I'm a boy," Adair convinced his gender.
"I'm not finished and listen! If you fail to use this spell, then you'll never learn how to control your mind and heart. This spell isn't suitable for your level but, I teach you this spell is because I want you to be like the A class and I want you all to hold the God Level just for this time,"
"Ms Darcy, aren't you repeating the same thing? How about the rules and how to start?" Schubert asked as he raised his hand.
"Tsk* You're so annoying! Do you want another yellow?" She asked this because his left eye was yellow and the other was blue; he would be a blind man.
Darcy explained all of the rules and conditions for the 'Kick the Ass' spell. In the Wizzus o St's Language in America [this language never exists so don't search for this from the internet or anywhere!], 'Kick' means 'to control or to conquer' and 'Ass' means 'physical; body'.
Darcy was annoyed by their misunderstanding-in-receiving-her-knowledge especially Rodrigoez and Schubert. She tried every skill that she had to teach them but they never understood it even a bit except for Danielle, Armstrong and Augustine.
Augustine was the Z class-bookworm and that was why he could answer every question that had been asked by Darcy. He stayed in Z class because of his love and loyalty to Adair.
Armstrong predicted things that will happen in the future but all of his predictions always happened perfectly and that was why he could use his prediction-vision to answer Darcy's question.
"Got it!" Darcy screamed with anger.
They shook their head and got nothing from her knowledge even a bit. Darcy sighed tiredly because it was the 20th time she taught them the same topics but more simpler than the original to make them understand. She lied on the floor with her tears flowing like double waterfalls on the same hill.
"Why are you all so lame! I wish that I would teach the A class back again!" Darcy cried with full of regret.
"Ms Darcy, what you taught us is different from the book," Augustine announced while he was holding the book with 'Kick the Ass' on the page he opened.
"Wha-aa-aa-aaa-at!!" Darcy screamed surprisingly then she opened up the thick brown book on page 108. She read it silently and she was sweating. "Huh!!" She screamed in a dead shock strike to her heart. She sweat even more and tremble because she taught the wrong topic.
"Hmph, what you teach us just now is the 'Killer Bee' spell," Constance added.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh!" She screamed again. "I'm going to die in this deadly path! Fine, now be serious and let me explain it again,"
"Not again, but lets-us-begin," Emmanuel added while sniffing the red rose that he held all this time.
"Shut up!" Darcy shouted then she threw the thick book on her hand to Emmanuel but he dodged it and the book got onto Douglas's precious face.
Darcy taught them from the basic level to the hard level. She wrote important notes on the blackboard with white chalk so they could either copy it or just read it. Joe cut papers from his exercise book then folded them into a rocket-like-shape. He wrote his words on the papers then started to pass it to the others by throwing them to the air.
One of the rockets made of paper landed on Constance's table then he sighed as he read the content because he didn't know how to smile or laugh. They started throwing the rocket to each other and fooling around.
Darcy got annoyed by their tiny voices then she turned back to them. She saw that they were focusing on the board and some of them wrote some notes for the topic. She turned to the board again and continued writing important notes and explaining about the contents.
They continued fooling around again. Then Douglas threw a rocket made of paper across at Danielle who sat in front of Adair, but the rocket turned its path and hit Darcy's head instead.
"You!" Darcy growled like a dog in anger then she turned back to them again. Even the chalk that she held before was broken into two.
A rocket paper landed on Adair's hands on the table. They pretended to do nothing except focusing on the board. Darcy glared at him with her piercing violet eyes. Another rocket landed on his table.
"Ms Darcy, I-I-I," Adair tried to explain something to her.
"You want to play with me, huh," Darcy told him with her wryly-evil smile.