Welcome to my hostel!

This is your bed

I hope you’re comfortable

You won’t be able to lift your head

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Our facilities are lacking,

I think you’ll find

But you won’t need them

And you won’t mind

Now let’s talk money

Before you lose your zeal

For the length of your stay

It’s a very good deal

Your do not disturb sign

Will be made of stone

Rest in peace

Forever alone