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Monty Python: The King's Sister
Monty Python: The King's Sister

Monty Python: The King's Sister

It was a snowy, foggy day and King Arthur was traveling with his little sister y/n and their trusted servant Patsy. Patsy was using coconuts and soon y/n stopped: "Oh easy girl."

The 10 year old girl acted like she dismounted from her horse and soon, she started to walk a little faster as she was enjoying the nature.

Until she heard her brother saying:

"Y/N, It's dinner time!!!!"

Y/N approached him and groaned, "Oh brother, where are we going?, I miss home and mommy. I hope that whatever god will ever god will task us with will be a good item."

Y/N's brother told her, "It's going to be an interesting item my dear!"

 Y/n told him: "Let's go now, I'm sure we'll hear him ask us to bring something."

Y/N's brother said, "Yes, Of Course!"

They walked further and soon they heard God's voice saying:

"Where do you think you're going?!"

Y/N replied: "Your highness we thought that you would task us with the search of the holy grail And we are going to find it."

Her brother and his knights all face-palmed themselves as God told Y/N:

"Well, We shall see..."

After God left Y/n beamed a great smile but then she looked to her brother's worried and embarrassed look and the worried faces of the Knights and she asked: "What?"

One of the knights told Y/N, "What did you do?"

Y/n exclaimed innocently: "I didn't do anything, just told the truth!"

She then looked at her brother and asked: "Did I do something wrong dear brother?"

"Why?" Questioned one of the knights.

Y/N told the knights: "I just always wanted to go on a mission and it looks like interesting."

"Oh...." One of the knights said.

Y/N told the knights looking down: "I'm really sorry if I said something that I wasn't supposed to say and especially about the task."

One of the knights told Y/N: "It's okay."

Y/n smiled: "Come on, hurry, before anyone takes the grail, last one is a chicken and also will clean the stables!

One of the knights said: "Let's go knights!"

Y/n leaded them first and her brother chuckled but as he saw her going further he said worriedly:

"Where are you going dear?"

Y/n exclaimed: "I know the way that will lead us to the holy grail, Look, I see a french castle in the distance, maybe they can help!"

One of the knights of the round table told the others: "Let's go!"

Y/n acted as if she was riding a horse and soon pulled the reins and Said: "Whoa girl, easy there." She dismounted and walked first and said: "Hello!"

Then, a stranger came and told Y/N: "Hello there!"

Y/n told the stranger politely: "Excuse me sir, my name is Y/n, I'm sister of king Arthur and these men our knights of the round table and I was wondering, can you provide us some shelter?, also a pregnant lady like myself needs very much rest. I mean really you have to help us sir at least if not for my brother and his knights for me and my baby."

The stranger told Y/N: "Okay then!"

The guard let the doors opened and y/n replied to her brother and the Knights: "Come on we can enter." But she saw the shocked look on her brother's face and she asked him: "What is it dear brother?"

Her brother told her, "I don't know."

She asked: "Brother are you shocked that I'm pregnant?"

Her brother exclaimed: "Yes, Yes I am!"

She asked: "Why?"

Her Brother Replied: "I don't know!"

She asked: "Is it because of my age?"

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Her brother told Y/N: "Yes!"

Y/n said: "Don't worry I might be a young girl like 10 years old but I have you and the Knights."

Her brother and the knights nodded.

Until a French guard told them to get lost infuriating y/n who told Y/N: "Listen you ungrateful son of a bitch if you don't let us inside I'll kill you myself."

The French Guard didn't listen to Y/N and threw a cow to one of the knights!

Y/n run to save the knight and exclaimed: "Nooooooo, You won't kill him!" The cow was thrown at her and she got crushed by it. She called: "Help me!"

Her brother hearing her cries turned around and saw the cow and he yelled: "Y/n beloved sister Nooooooo somebody help quickly!"

One of the knights saved her from the cow.

She looked down to see she was wounded by the cow's hooves and then she heard her brother's concerned voice asking her:

"Are you okay?"

She looked up to see her brother's concerned gaze and she replied hesitantly: "Yes I'm fine dear brother."

"That was close." Her brother replied.

She tried to rise up but her knees trembled and she buckled and was about to fall luckily her brother caught her and asked her again worried:

"Don't worry, the medic will help you!"

She said: "Let's be reasonable dear brother I'm dying aren't I?"

Her brother told her: "I don't know."

Y/n said: "I'll fight the. Grail needs to be found."

Her brother has started to cry when Y/N started to die.

Y/n sadly told her brother: "Alas I can't fight anymore it's my time to go."

Her brother cried for help and nothing happened!

Y/n comforted her brother: "Brother it's Okay."

And so, The knights and Y/N's brother had a funeral in honor of her sacrifice to get the holy grail.

But as the hours passed the king became very depressed after the death of his sister.

So, He called on his grand Vizier named Leon.

But neither could help the king recover from his beloved sister's death and the king fell very ill.

As the days and hours passed the king became more sick and depressed about his beloved sister dying.

So the king was dead from being ill and depressed.  

Leon went to the king's funeral and sang a song in honor of him in a soothingly silky voice,

Some say love, It is a river, that drowns the tender reed~ 

Some say love, it is a razor, that leaves your soul to bleed~ 

Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need~ 

I say love, it is a flower, and you, its only seed~

It's the heart afraid of breaking, that never learns to dance~ 

It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the chance~ 

It's the one who won't be taken, who cannot seem to give~ 

And the soul afraid of dying, that never learns to live~

When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long~ 

And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong~ 

Just remember in the winter, far beneath the bitter snows~ 

Lies the seed, that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose~~~

In heaven Y/n asked her brother: "Dearest brother how did you died?, You were alive when i died."

"I don't know darling." Her brother told Y/N

Y/N asked: "was it an Illness?"

Her brother sadly told Y/N: Her brother said: "Sadly, Yes."

Y/n asked: "Was I the reason you died?"

Her brother said, "No, You aren't the reason, It's the king."

Y/n told her brother: "But you are the king!"

Her brother lied: "I meant my father."

Y/n asked: "What happened to our father?"

Her brother told Y/N: "Our father died from depression and being ill."

Y/n asked: "Was i the reason he died?"

"No." Her brother told Y/N. "It was the plague!"

Y/n asked: "What are we going to do dear brother?"

Her brother exclaimed: "I don't know!"

She soon began to cry and she told her brother: "It's my fault!"

Her brother asked: "WHY?"

She said: "If the guard hadn't killed me all this wouldn't have happened I'm a failure, It's all my fault that father is dead!"

Her brother told Y/N: "You Betrayed us!"

Y/n argued:"No I did not betray you, I died saving a knight of yours!"

Her brother was angry yet concerned.

She began to cry and she told her brother: "I just wanted to help find the grail but I'm no good at helping it's a shame that I'm a princess and a sister!"

"Maybe life would be better if I hadn't been born!"

Her brother angrily told her: "Go home!"

She obeyed and when her mother saw her, she comforted her saying:

"What's wrong?"

Y/n told her mother through sobs: "I failed to save daddy and now big brother hates me for being unable to save him!"

Her mother told Y/N: "You done your hardest to be loved!"

Y/n asked her mother: "Do you think my brother hates me?"

Her mother replied: "I don't know."

It caused Y/n to take the most cruel decision to end her life by pricking her finger on a spindle of a spinning wheel. 

She found a spinning wheel and told her mother and her brother as Y/N was reaching her finger on the spindle: "Goodbye mother, Goodbye brother, I'll always love you."

"Please don't kill yourself!" Her mother replied.

She told her mother: "I'm sorry mother but I cannot live with the guilt that father died and my brother hates me."

Without warning, y/n touched the spindle of the spinning wheel and dropped down dead on the floor which caused her mother to run to her.

Her mother cried and cried for help!

Soon her brother (the king) who had calmed down and felt guilt for his actions towards her decided to find and apologize to her.

But alas he saw his beloved sister on the floor a spinning wheel near and soon he realized that she did the deed 

He ran towards her and pulled her into his arms and said sniffing through tears:

NO!

She didn't woke up no matter how hard he begged and pleaded and alas he blamed himself and said through grief:

"What have I done?"

He shook her harder and he said in grief begging her with tears in his eyes:

"Please, forgive me!"

She wakes up for a moment and told her brother: "Brother I do forgive you but I must leave you alone now."

Her brother sobs in agony.

She asked:"Now brother why are you crying?"

"I feel sad." Her brother replied.

She asked: "For me having to die and leaving you?"

"Yes!" Her brother sobs.

She asked: "I know it is too early for me to die isn't it dear brother?"

"And I neither want to leave you since i love you very much my dear brother."

Her brother told her: "I'll miss you!"

She told her brother before closing her eyes and dying peacefully: "I'll miss you too dear brother Goodbye, I love you!"

Her brother told her back sobbing: "I-I love you too!"

She soon died and her brother began to cry devastated and he said: "I'll see you in heaven!"

He soon couldn't hold any more he took his sword and stabbed himself in the heart and before he fell he said to her: "I'm sorry."

And he died but he died happy because he now knew he would spend with his little sister some time.

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