Chapter 1
Hi my name is Mar Crawford and I’m just your everyday average kind of guy who love to read light novels and such, and also a college student major in programming.
Then one day, my life changed entirely.
----October 18, 2016 5:30 am Monday---
*Rooster Alarm*
“Uuugh 5 more minutes….. zzzZZzz” (Mar)
*5 minutes later*
*Rooster Alarm*
“Uugh! Fine! I’ll fuckin wake up! For the love of.. Oh I’m going to be late for class!” (Mar)
Yeah, I got to wake every morning to go to school and don’t be stupid okay? I have no classes during the weekends. My every morning routine is I would have a battle between my sleep and this freaking rooster alarm clock then check if there’s already cooked rice, if there aren’t then I go to the bakery shop then buy some cheap ass bread but delish and since there’s a cooked rice then I’ll cook some food.
“Fuck! I need to cook for breakfast! Tch!” (Mar)
When I gone down my bedroom I checked the table for some rice and since there’s some leftover rice from last night, I checked the fridge if there’s some food to eat then I found the tender juicy hotdog. So I decided to cook it.
“I should cook this hotdog for breakfast since rice is ready and all” (Mar)
After I eat for more than 20 minutes, I got up to prepare myself to take a bath but then every fucking time I go to the restroom, I get hooked in some light novels while I sit my ass up on the toilet for almost an hour which I get my legs and ass cramped up.
---1 hour & 30 minutes later---
“Alright, all set for school!” (Mar)
Just like that I wore my white uniform with some red on the neck and gone for school bringing my black bag pack that consists of some books, notebooks, laptop, and of course some necessities.
‘But then again, why do I have to walk for 15 to 20 minutes just going to school? I want teleportation magic! I want to become OP AF! I want to be rich AF!’
‘Well its just imaginations so I’ll let it be and imagine fuck tons of shit’
So after thinking some nonsense shit, I walked for about 20 minutes before I reached the university I go to which is by the way one of the most prestigious school in our country The Republic of the Philippines.
--20 minutes later—
“You’re early today Mar, that’s new~” (Retard Friend)
“Yeah, my alarm clock woke me up reaaal good! Just imagine a freaking rooster right beside your bed that wakes you up every fucking morning” (Mar)
“Yeah, that looks hard~” (Retard Friend)
I will now describe to you this friend of mine. He is the embodiment of a Filipino man that has higher appeal than me because of his looks that looks like a vocalist in a famous band and also this friend of mine has a good voice too, same as mine(Self-Proclaimed). The bad side is that he’s too shy when dealing with girls, which increased his appeal much more than I have expected and it’s frustrating me.
“So… do you have assignments for our Ethics?” (Mar)
“Haha as always you didn’t make your homework again?” (Retard Friend)
“What? I carry you in our programming classes anyway so this much is your payment for it” (Mar)
“Yes yes I understand” (Retard Friend)
“By the way, where are the others?” (Mar)
“Oh, they’re playing ATOD 2” (Retard Friend)
*Sigh*“I see, well they can’t be helped anymore” (Mar)
“Haha….” (Retard Friend)
Yeah some of my friends like play the strategy game called ATOD 2 which is so popular that it has its own tournament and some hoola boola, these friends of mine are very much addicted to this game including me but after all these years I learned my lesson and stop playing ATOD 2 which these friends of mine didn’t really realized what they should do for their own future.
--7 Hours Later—
“Man, today’s lecture sure is hard! How can you even do that shit if you teach us nothing but bullshit?!” (Mar)
“Haha, well what do you expect right?” (Retard Friend)
I just said that the professors almost teach us nothing but that’s just how I am frustrated that I can’t understand some shit in our lessons, I’m not dumb and most certainly I’m not a genius scholar. I’m just your average guy who has big dreams to make or one of the developers of the very first deep immersion virtual reality massive multiplayer online role-playing game like SAO.
Classes in my course is kinda slacking because my major is like a new born baby right now in the university so us students have to really need to self-study real hard. The professors we have are between satisfactory and excellent, and yes we are blessed.
*Sigh*“You’re right” (Mar)
“I should go home early, see you tomorrow Mar!” (Retard Friend)
“Yeah, see yah tomorrow Rei” (Mar)
*Sigh*‘I really want to have teleportation magic… I really want iiiiit‼’
You must be wondering why do I always think of having a teleportation magic, well most of the time why I want it is to visit places that needed some troublesome papers to go through which I really don’t like doing then if I woke up late I can just teleport over to the school and not miss or late for my class.
--25 minutes later—
‘Finally, I’m home’
“Hi mom, I’m home” (Mar)
This 43 year beautiful lady with a short hair is my Mom, a hard headed person but passionate to us her family. There’s really nothing to say it’s just that mother is the hot-blooded in this house.
“Hey dad, I’m home” (Mar)
The exact opposite of my Mom is my Dad, which is the silent type but smart kind of a guy.
“Welcome home” (Dad)
“You’re finally home then do the dishes after you ate your dinner” (Mom)
“Got it” (Mar)
‘I should eat dinner then finally sleep after i cleaned the dishes’
Tonight’s food is called Adobo, it’s taste is sour and sweet with a little spicy taste. It’s one of the best dishes that my Dad can make and yes both of my parents cook.
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--30 Minutes later--
‘Finally I can now sleep *Yawn* so tired~’
“zzzZZZzzz” (Mar)
After I slept, I vividly saw some strange blue window before I completely lost my consciousness.
Initializing Sequence….
….
….
Initializing Complete
Welcome Mar Crawford!
Then after that my consciousness brought back to me and I opened up my eyes, seeing clouds everywhere and I totally feel the holiness in this place. I feel like my whole body and soul has been rejuvenated.
“Woah! Where am I?” (Mar)
“You’re in my domain” (???)
“Who’re you? Wait…. Is that you God?” (Mar)
“Well would you look at that! Someone recognized me immediately! Correct!” (God)
‘How should I say this? You’re emitting an aura that’s not normal for a normal person like you know and what’s with that someone recognized you immediately?’
*Cough*“Anyway, you have 10 minutes to pick any ability you want and make it quick because I have some business to attend to” (God)
“Well can you give me some proof that you are really God?” (Mar)
“Yeah sure, I don’t mind…. Here use this” (God)
After I asked for proof, he immediately gave me a 164 cm barrel which is the same height as mine. He tossed it to me, I don’t know where he had the barrel in his body which surprised me and that is enough to make me believe that he’s God.
Oh and God has the same height as mine and a blurred face which I can’t seem to figure out what he really looked like, and he’s giving me a laid back life feeling.
After I observed God, I finally asked what I should do with the barrel he gave me.
“What should I do with this?” (Mar)
“Just wait for it, in the past I made wine with just water but this time I’ll make wine from nothing and that barrel will be the container” (God)
“Oh that should be amazing right?” (Mar)
“It should be!” (God)
Just like some mystical shit, wine suddenly appeared at the bottom of the barrel and filled it up full in a matter of seconds. So I tasted it and its nothing like the wines I previously tasted in my whole life!
“Woah! This is so tasty!” (Mar)
“By the way, those who drink the wines I made will have bonuses in their statuses so be grateful. Now pick any abilities you want, I really have some business to take care of” (God)
“How many abilities can I have and what blessing?” (Mar)
“The abilities you can get is between 5 and 10, and the blessing you’ll get for drinking my own made wine is randomized so I don’t really know” (God)
“Oh, that’s plenty enough!” (Mar)
“Hurry up! What abilities?” (God)
“Then I pick 1. Teleportation Magic: so that I can teleport to anywhere I want and I mean anywhere be it the whole galaxy & beyond it, other worlds, and parallel worlds” (Mar)
“Very well, just say the others and I’ll give it to you” (God)
“Okay, then 2. Status Screen like in those games which I can manually distribute my status points and skill points 3. I want an infinite number of status and skill points 4. I want to create things just by imagining it because I don’t want some troublesome things like blacksmithing and the like 5. When I touch a book, I can learn it immediately and it can adjust my body immediately but I want it to have some confirmation first” (Mar)
“6. A Super High-Tech A.I in my head that will not betray me and would help me to calculate things and many other works, in other words ‘In everything’ 7. I want Eternal Youth that I can turn on & off anytime I want. 8. Body Manipulation, I can change my appearance anytime I want 9. Indestructible Body, no one except you and your colleagues can damage this body” (Mar)
“And lastly, free from your control. I just want to live my life but don’t worry I won't do things like destroying a whole universe or planet without reason” (Mar)
“Isn’t too much overpowered?” (God)
“Well I want to live life to the fullest until I get bored” (Mar)
“I see well congratulations in this one in gazillion chances you had and goodluck in finding things that you will enjoy and us Gods will definitely wait for you to tell the things that might interest us too” (God)
“Thank you God, really” (Mar)
After saying that, I blacked out again just like the time I went to his domain.
----October 19, 2016 7:30 am Tuesday---
*Rooster Alarm*
“Uuurgh~ 5 more minutes more!” (Mar)
*Rooster Alarm*
“Uuurgh‼ Shut up! I want to sleep!” (Mar)
Bang!
As I got irritated at the rooster alarm clock so I smashed it and the result? I destroyed my phone and hurt my hand real bad.
“Gaaah! Damn it hurt a little bit” (Mar)
‘Hmm? What’s this?’
Status:
Name: Mar Crawford
Title: [The Lucky One], [God’s Favored One], [Immortal Youth], [The Individual Entity]
Race: Human
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Level: 1
HP: 5,000/5,000 MP: 20/20
Strength: 100 Agility: 300
Intelligence: 150 Wisdom: 100
Charm: 30 Luck: 1000
Skills:
≪Teleportation (Level Max)≫, ≪Status Control (Level Max)≫, ≪Infinite Points (Level Max)≫, ≪Image Creation (Level Max)≫, ≪Learning Comprehension (Level Max)≫, ≪Eternal Youth (Level Max)≫, ≪Indestructible Body (Level Max)≫, ≪Body manipulation (Level Max)≫
‘Damn, why is my charm stat is so little than my other stats?’
“Wait…. It isn’t a DREAM?!” (Mar)
Bang!
“WHY. ARE. YOU. SO . LOUD. EARLY. IN .THE. MORNING. HUUUUH?!” (Mother)
“Gah! Mom! I’m sorry it’s just that my alarm clock is so loud!” (Mar)
“Tch! Next time you do this again, I’m gonna decrease your allowance” (Mom)
“God please no‼” (Mar)
“Hmph!” (Mom)
Bang!
*Sniff* ”Please don’t bang the door when you close it” (Mar)
*Sigh* ’Anyway this is really not a dream right?’
≪Yes Master, this is certainly not a dream≫
“Wha? A.I?” (Mar)
≪Yes Master, I’m the A.I you asked from the Lord God≫
“Damn so it wasn’t a dream, anyway I need to go to school then I’ll organize what is happening” (Mar)
≪If Master is going to school, I recommend using teleportation magic to decrease travelling time≫
“Oh right, I have that magic now. I still can’t believe this is happening to me right now but first should I give you a name?” (Mar)
≪It is my honor, Master≫
“Then your name will be Eva because of your feminine voice, please explain me this things in the status screen while I’m readying myself for school” (Mar)
≪Understood Master, from this day onwards I shall be called EVA≫
“Very well” (Mar)
≪Master, I will now explain the stats. First is Strength it is the ability of your overall physical strength, the higher the strength means higher power you can release, HP will increase too, and Master’s body will be more durable≫
≪Second is Agility it is the ability of your overall speed, the higher the agility is the faster your Movement Speed, and Reaction Speed≫
≪Third is Intelligence it is the ability to learn new things faster, think faster, expand your knowledge warehouse, and increases your mana pool≫
≪Fourth is Wisdom it is the ability to remember things accurately from your knowledge warehouse≫
≪Fifth is Charm it is the ability that affects looks of the individual, intimidate or lead people≫
≪And lastly, Luck it is the ability to encounter rare events such as finding a holy sword or lost treasures≫
As I finished eating my breakfast and started to get ready for bath, I heard a stat that would affect ones appearance.
“What the hell? My charm stat is in the danger zone, Eva can you simulate if this number in my charm stat is good or bad” (Mar)
≪Understood Master, Calculating…………………… Calculation complete≫
≪Result: Master’s charm stat is in between below average and average, this is accomplished by comparing it with the world’s most handsome actor’s which is 500 as his charm stat≫
“What the hell? I thought I’m a handsome one-of-a-guy but in reality I’m just ugly as shit, Eva increase my charm stat by 20 every hour to decrease suspicion” (Mar)
≪Understood Master≫
“Well then, time to get a bath” (Mar)
--30 minutes later—”
“Hey Eva pinpoint a restroom from my school specifically a cubicle, near my college building with no one inside for me to teleport”
≪Searching…………….. Search Complete, ready for teleportation≫
“Alright, let’s test this baby then [Teleport]!” (Mar)