He enters the house to almost immediately turn around as he saw, who would be Gio, rush to Jibriel with fast legs. Gio catches up with Jibriel outside and asks him “Why didn’t you tell me?”

Jibriel, acting as what Gio just said was something completely new to him he replies with his eyes avoiding his “W-What do you mean? You’re my brother, I’ve never lied to you.”

“But you just did...”

“N... No?”

“No?”

“Exactly!”

“Are you taking the piss, Jee? So you’re tellin’ me that you didn’t know about the thing going on between Rey and my sister!?”

“Exactly! That’s it!”

“Where are they right now?”

“...”, Jibriel scratches his head before turning his back to Gio and mutters, “At Chiara’s.”

“Arichabera?”

“At Chiara’s!”

“Okay you’ll go with me and stop them!”

“Wait, hold on. You’re want me to get over to Chiara’s and stop their date... with you?”

“I’m glad you understood, it makes me happy.”, Gio attempts to smile, only to fail and put up an awful grin.

“I gotta say you’re really nailing the baby-killer face you got there!”

Gio thinks to himself as they walk to Chiara’s, “Baby-killer face? I don’t know if I should take that in a good or a bad way...”, following up with slapping the back of Jibriel’s head.

“What the–”

“Screw you, baby-killer face.”, he imitates him with a girly voice.

“But–”

“I was tryin’ to smile, ya chad!”

“Damn.”, Jibriel scratches his bearded chin and follows up with, “I feel bad for the ladies now.”

Gio lashes out on Jibriel but fails as he slips by and starts running away from him. They proceed to run through the town center before they both jump back behind a house corner. They peeked over the corner and sees Rey and Gio’s sister through the glass, chatting. They slowly near the coffee shop, both of their faces slowly escalate; Jibriel’s face turns blue with the sweat closely covering his whole face, and Gio’s face turns red from the air in his mouth slowly burning him up from the inside. As the both of them continue resembling a human thermometer, an old lady pulls on Gio’s clothes. Gio turns around with his baby-killer face and glares her down.

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She isn’t fazed by him and asks, “What are you two doing? I’m going to call the police!”

“I am the goddamn police, you hag!”

“No you’re not, Gio.”, “I’m sorry, oldie. We’re just stalkin’ this guy’s sister and our chads little meetup. Go and buy some onions or somethin’.”

The old lady scoffs, cursing them as she walks away. They look back at the coffee shop and Gio pushes Jibriel out from the corner. Jibriel, shocked from the sudden push lunges back to the corner, only to be blocked off by Gio.

“What are you doin’, ya chad!? Let me get behind the corner!”

“No. You’ll get in there and sit at their table, and- BOOM! I’ll rush in through the door and find out their little chatty chat!”

“What about no?”

Jibriel realized he couldn’t get behind the corner and proceeds to enter the shop. He looks around before he finds them, sighing before he walks up to their table, interrupting their chatting. They notice Jibriel pulling out a chair and takes a seat, looking at them. They instantaneously know the situation they’re in as Jibriel sits idle, playing with his hair.

“You got to be taking the piss, Gio. He sent you here, didn’t he?”

Jibriel sits silent before the waiter approaches him and asks, “Hello! What is your order?”

“I’ll take a black coffee, thanks.”

“Got it! I’m back in a minute!”

Jibriel nods with a soft smile, looking back at them and says, “He’ll bust through the door and... scream and shit, I don’t know.”

They stay silent and looks at Gio through the glass. He opens up his jacket before he busts through the door, screaming, “LOOK AT THOSE LOVE-BIRDS!! LOVELY-DOVEY, AREN’T THEY!?”

Everyone in the coffee shop drops everything and looks at Gio, who’s screaming gibberish. The staff shortly comes out and escorts Gio out with Jibriel walks out and meets up with the sad Gio.

“IT DIDN’T WORK!!”

“What?”

“I COULDN’T MAKE A FOOL OUTTA THEM!!”

“Instead you made a fool outta yourself. Genius, really.”

“Let’s just get outta here.”

“Nah I ordered coffee, I gotta get back and drink it.”

“Wh–”

“See you back at yours with them, okay? Deuces.”

Jibriel walks back in and meets up with the waiter and his black coffee.

“Oh there you are, here’s your black coffee!”

Jibriel takes out money and pays directly and takes the black coffee. The waiter smiles and gets back behind the counter. He sweeps the coffee in one gulp and leaves the cup on the counter. He claps the back of Rey’s head and says, “Sorry for interrupting your date. See you guys back at Gio’s place.”, before he leaves the shop. Jibriel catches up to the sulking Gio, jumping on top of his back. Gio flinches from the sudden mount but does nothing to get him off of him. Jibriel jumps off his back and questions him, “Are you good, Gio?”

“No. I feel bad.”

“Oh. I think they’ll forgive you for–”

“I meant myself.”

“Hm?”

“I made a fool outta myself. I’m so sad now.”

Jibriel bursts out in laughter, almost falling over as Gio stops and can’t resist the laughter and burst out in laughter as well. They leant over on each other, climbing up from the asphalt with tears in their eyes.

“Screw your laughter, Jee! I fucking hate you!”, he continues laughing, gasping for air.

“Likewise, ya chad!”, Jibriel falls over again, deciding to stay down in the ground, wheezing with his hands covering his red face.

They didn’t move until Rey and Gio’s sister found them on the ground, passed out.

“They have...”

“Passed out...?”

Confused by the situation, they proceed to wake them up and walk back home. They woke up, faintly laughing on the way back, confusing Rey and Gio’s sister even more. They soon gave in and laughed with them. They soon got home, still smiling.