"I am just asking because I am curious...But elder,your disciple doesn't think this will help...Can we start on something simple?Like running?"I say pleading with my eyes.
"Hoo,it seems you have some spirit!"Elders eyes gleam and ominous aura sends shivers to my spine."To think you question your teacher...Lesson number one,do whatever I say without question." *SMACK* OUCH!It strangely hurts so much.It is just plain old wood!But it strangely hurts really too much.
"So just give me a reason elder?Aren't I supposed to sit and mediate?Feel mana and breathe in and out or something?"I say to elder.This doesn't match any story I have read!I do not know how to cultivate mana because I only stole it!With help of scientific gadgets.This body's owner never even knew anything like that.
"You think I,Grand Elder Tuesyr,would teach inferior skills like that to my disciple?"*SMACK*OUCH!"I feel underestimated!You think your teacher is a man of no talents?"*SMACK*OUCH!"Even though I am trying so hard.This foolish disciple doesn't get it!"*SMACK*OUCH"Since your brain is stupid you will suffer!From now on you are only allowed to say yes!"Me a great genius,stupid!Elder you might as well be blind!You have eyes but don't see mountains!
*SMACK**SMACK*OUCH,My hands are trembling."Elder please stop my hands are trembling!Why did you hit me anyway I never even said anything!"*SMACK*Oh shit I am gonna die!My hands have no strength.I wish I could do partial transformation like elder.Wings would have helped me out greatly!
"I just felt like I was insulted.Your master is giving you love why are you complaining!"Elder your "Stick of love" hurts too much!This is too much elder!At this rate I am going to die you know?"Climb!"says elder with a strange gleam in his eyes and the stick of love is waiting for me!I immediately choose to climb!
After we had left room of the Eldest,Elder Tuesyr told me that he would train me hard and to rest well.Strangely people told me to try not to die.I thought you know,I would sit and breathe,run around,do push ups and squats or something.Next day after breakfast he grabbed me and told me to climb a cliff.Which brings us here.
I desperately climbed!Even though my hands were trembling.Even though it was absolutely freezing!That stick of love...It is strange that it can hurt so much.Is this why they say love hurts,I wonder?Huh?At last elder left me alone?Is this my rest time?Why am I getting an ominous feeling!
*Clack*I just hear something breaking that sent shivers on my spine!I look behind and see a huge tiger.He has white fur with black stripes,he is already twice as large as a normal tiger.He looks as if he saw an easy food!I leap,running for my life while calling elder!...Elder why haven't you arrived already?....I am dying!I am gonna die!I am gonna die!!!
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...How do I escape?Climbing to a tree?Would it even work?If I meet the tiger and battle?I do not know its strength it might be too powerful!What to do?There is only one choice!Climb back down!
I am jump back down and grab a rock!Don't look down,don't look down.Shit,I looked down...I don't see the bottom!But still I wait until tiger is bored enough to let me go and climb back up!*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*OUCH!It hurts all over!Why are you showing me "love" Elder?Wait elder is back?
"To think you ran from just a magical beast...Do not tell anyone I am your teacher."says elder and sighs"It is too embarassing.I ended up with a stupid disciple."He calls me stupid again!I am not stupid!Do you have eyes?*SMACK*Why do you still have that disrespectful expression?Shouldn't you adore your teacher?"
"It is not disrespectful at all!My eyes are sharp so it seems like that!Look at the sparkles in my eyes!"I try my best!I am gonna pay you back one day you demon!
"You think I do not notice what you are thinking!Here is some more love!"*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*I am gonna end up bruised later!You demon!How can you hit a cute child like this!
"Elder you hit me so much yet I do not have any injuries?"I say amazed.Is this power of my body?
"Of course it wouldn't show up!Pain and actual damage are two different things.If you can wield your weapon right,you can cause damage if you want to and hurt if you want to.Be relieved my cute disciple,I mastered this art!"That doesn't relieve me at all...
"Now I shall take you to bottom of the mountain to train!"he ties me to a rope and ties it to a rock then kicks it down!GYAAA!I am going to die!I am piercing through mist?It is not mist at all!These were clouds?!
I somehow survived...Now we are in a forest of evergreen,in front of a pond.There is a waterfall."Go and assume the horse stance under waterfall."Hmm,it seems easy enough?
I take that back,this is actually hard!I am gonna fall!I fell down.Now gotta swim again and get under waterfall.Are those eyes I am seeing?Fishes!...with a really sharp teeth!Carnivorous fishes!
With fishes after me I reach for the shore.But Elder again uses his "Stick of love".I had to swim 5 times around the lake before I was allowed to get on ground.
"Huu"I breathe out.I am tired.*SMACK*"Why aren't you starting again already?"Elder smiles.ELDER IS A DEMON!