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Prologue: A mad gods rant

Prologue: A mad gods rant

“From my understanding of the universe and our beginning, (Specifically my world's) I can guess that it was a mass collection of energy and matter forced and compact into a ball... or rather egg? Naturally, with all eggs in time they break apart as something wills itself to be born.

What was born? The Universe...

Now the question I have been pondering to myself is what caused the egg to be made in the first place? Was it only the one egg, or is there more than one? If there is more than how many? These questions cannot be answered, at least not yet...

I have spent my life, all 400 years learning magic and researching the history or rather as much as I can of it. It is quite frustrating when all you can learn is from the memory of older gods, who mind you, are arrogant and always ask for something in return, which is why I learned magic in the first place, just to be able to get any information while performing their meaningless tasks. Because of all I've done I am famous and known by all the gods and mortals. which is both a boon and a hindrance to my studies.

Boon in that the mortals willingly help me and the more agreeable of the gods simply ask for updates in exchange for helping me with gathering information. all in the pursuit of finding out if our world, our universe is the only egg that was laid. All for the simple sake of knowing.

Oh yeah I should probably explain why I think the universe is or rather was an egg. In all honesty, all advanced life has or bears an egg in one way or another. For mammals they carry a very miniature sized egg that must be fertilized inside... most of the time. Fish and other aquatic creatures I am not interested in naming specifically, lay their eggs out to be fertilized. Birds and lizards lay eggs after being fertilized inside a little like mammal’s, to be taken care of in the outside world. Even one of the primordial gods was born from an egg.

This is why I believe something as grand and amazing as the universe is born from an egg. So, no I am not some weirdo with an egg fetish. Although I do love a good egg every now and then for breakfast, or rather whenever I happen to feel its breakfast. I'm not very good at guessing what time of day it is anymore, what with being a god and whatnot. I may be one of the youngest with only 400 under my belt, that still is a long time to lose some sense of time.

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But I digress, that's why I think the universe was born from an egg.

Now, back to why it’s a hindrance. You know, being a famous god and all that. Well, other gods get jealous, because of multiple reasons, but it’s mainly because they are arrogant pieces of divine shit. Why divine shit? Well they're certainly not low enough to be on mortal terms with your plebian piles of mortal crap, I mean they're still gods! Again, I'm off track but the main point is, they lie and often get some followers to lie and inhibit me as well even if they find what I'm doing interesting in their long boring lives.

Well, despite being helped and hindered with my hobby, I've found a way with void magic to finally find my answer. MY UNIVERSE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE!!!

Although to be entirely honest I only found your universe, so that only solves the question that my universe isn’t the only one, I have no clue as to what made the universe egg. So far I don’t think I have the overall power to find more than your universe, and I can only watch and hear a few words on occasion so I haven’t really learned anything in the past 25 years, until I asked my good friend the ever omniscient god of information… at least when it comes to mortals.

He’s not here right now but he will be. BBBBUuuuuUUUUTTTT, he helped me out as he has magic power at least double my own mana pool granted by our parents, the primordials to do his job and to have fun, so he kindly used enough power to allow me to hear as I please into your world some years ago. I can’t remember the specific time. Either way, I’ve been watching all of you since then and I have to say, you’re all very… let’s say interesting.”

He finally shut’s up with his nonsense. Looking at us with a self-satisfied grin. God, none of us even asked him a question or anything, he just started talking like a madman… but at least he’s interesting.

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